Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.
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Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel
Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats
Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.
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YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television
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Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15
From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.
Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.
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“Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu
Leftist grifter who reported his boomer father to the Feds, Lolicon Aficionado
Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler turned Tranny Wrestling Promoter, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, involved with wrestling scams, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier
A once successful radio host crashes and burns, turning on all his fans and the drama around it
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Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker
Failed At Becoming an Overwatch Pro, Father of 3 Kids who Quit his Job to Play Overwatch, Ebegs and Crashes Out on Stream Regularly, Plays Overwatch Like Shit
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Self-Loathing White Cis-Het Atheist, Male Feminist Cuck, IslamoNazi Apologist, Blocked everybody ever on twitter
Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat and Simon S. Salty. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102
"Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok
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Jerrel Oliver Dulay / Sungrand Studios / Sunpro Games / Silver Falls / businesscasualgamer / u/jdulay / idigitaldarwin
Incompetent Game Developer, Anti-Woke Grifter, Pathological Liar, "Just Some Guy", THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE HERO OF THE GAMING INDUSTRY, Buck Broken By Nintendo, Uses dead people as a shield from criticism
Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck
Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.
Delusional, wholesome white rapper who is deeply in debt.
Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout
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Tristan Orth / gone_fishinq / TristanGaming456 & Gerda Sude Turbanisch/Güneş / Tyler / OnionBred / DarktheratLemon / OnionNsfw
Roblox drama YouTuber that used to be a pedophile hunter but now attacks a pedophile hunter, and his girlfriend who showed porn and gore to minors and wants to rape Jewish boys.
From Twisted Metal & God of War creator to a mentally apeshit-insane old lolcow yelling at a cloud. Groomed his teen daughter to become trans, simping for misandrist anti-gamer feminists, streaming pro-woke & pro-leftist gaming rants, hates Metroid Dread.
professional race baiter
Arrogant Rapper With a God Complex Who (Probably) Likes His Asshole Fingered and Gave His Cousin Head, Mentally Ill and Taken Advantage Of, Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
Brahmin Anchor Baby Who "Knows" American Culture More Than You. Ex-Libertarian Rapper. Funded by George Soros. Biotech BossmanJeet. Disingenuous Desi. Farms Izzat on Wikipedia. Ohio's Next Governor?
What happens when an autistic degenerate nepo baby tries to seize legislative power, the self-proclaimed "Highest Voted Councilor in The History of the Philippines 2022"
Journo Scum
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The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters
A-logging commentator and writer with a massive hate-boner for Trump.
Agenda-driven armchair lawyer who uses his politically charged videos to push his ideology, but holds the power to kill the Trump administration through lawsuits
YouTube Luxury Goods Celebrity
Attention-seeking eco-fighters
Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Alex Jones Errand Boy, Gullible Conspiratard, Pretentious Hypocrite, MGTOW Sympathizer, Putin Defense Force, (CONFIRMED) Plagiarist Hack Fraud, (Alleged) Drunken Cokehead & Cheater
Serial police impersonator, convicted felon, sex offender
Unbangable turbo-dyke Karen, leftist SJW feminazi, professional liar, hates white men, former LoL host, current host for the G4TV 2021 Relaunch that's responsible for murdering G4TV's good name bitching over "Sexism in Gaming" that Adam Sessler cucks for.
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Extremely gay dude putting his fetish into wrestling as a gimmick, or is it a gimmick?
Gearbox's magical fuck-up of a CEO, lost a USB drive full of porn.
King of the Conspiratards, Performance Artist
Disgraced Comedian, Mentally Ill to the point of worrying his Family, Hypocritical Misogynist, TERF ANTIFA Quasimodo Doppelganger w/ One Ball & Hateboner for GAMERS/Trump/Brexit/Count Dankula; #ThanksGraham
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Jacob Wohl / JacobAWohl / Matthew Cohen / Surefire Intelligence / NeX Capital Management
Far-right fraudster and banned investor, charged with numerous felonies, best known for "hipster coffee shops" and attempting to frame Mueller and Democratic candidates
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Alexandra Farrugia / AlexTanooki / betterstrange / I'm Horrible At Music / BadMoonRising / stelmosemofire / Roblox_RTC
Roblox's poster-girl with unwarranted self-importance. Innovator of the cancer that is the Roblox Twitter Community. Working with brands to connect with the "Metaverse".
The Creator of Ram Ranch With an Inappropriate Interest in His Nephew
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Former speedrunner tumbling down
Former NFL Wide Receiver Turned Total Trainwreck; From "Whole Lotta Money" to Chapter 11 Bankruptcy; #CTESPN
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Karl Andersson / Shotaology / realresearch / Real Research / Karl / karl.andersson / karlandersson / Shota / karlberlin / destboy / Karl_Andersson7
Ran gay pedo magazine series and wrote a 'research paper' about himself jerking off to shotacon porn
Crackhead fascist, close Trump ally, republican simp, "bodypillow expert"
Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news
Disgraced former journalist, hunter of imaginary Nazis and crippled veterans, smelly jewish shapeshifter, and PissTape-Conspiratard.
Televangelist, Hyper-Grifter, Luxery Jet Aficianado, Prosperity Gospel, Pray the Hurricanes Away, Bernie Madoff of Christianity
Illiterate Pedophile, Consoomerist Hoarder, Schitzophrenia Fueled by Welfare Fraud and Underage Social Media Goblins, on a Lovequest for his Underage Stunnagirl, "Hollywood Superstar" Rap Artist
Top Steam achievement hunter and alleged rapist cucked via cheesecake
AVGN Copycat Turned Ghost Doctor
Full-time Youtube N.E.E.T. Hates 'Game of Thrones.' Banned Wiki Admin. Wants To Be Game Of Thrones #1 Fan By Attacking Anyone Else Who Likes It.
Kluweless former punter for the Minnesota Vikings turned gamergate autist turned regular autist
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Political cartoonist, Commie scum, Anti-semitic conspiratard, Pandering cuck and 3rd world subhuman
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Deuandra T. Brown / Deuandra / Detarondadiva / DetaronTV / Detaron Mag / Detaron Pictures / Deuandra Productions Inc / Detaron Records
CEO, Director, Musician, Editor-In-Chief, Actress, Model, Positively Terrible At Everything
Incompetent TTRPG Creator, Filthy Coomer, Chronic Stoner, and Lovecraftian Cult Leader with a Cult of Grognards
Obsessive Michael Jackson death hoax conspiracy nut. Believes interracial relationships are a conspiracy to keep black women from finding love.
Lollywood Cow, Failed SA Goon & Autismal Pants-shitter
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Shuli Elisheva Zevin / Samantha Elisheva Zerin / Shmuel Azriel Zerin / Samuel Elliot Zerin / CreativeShuli.com / @ShuliElisheva
"Orthodox Jewish" MTF, Yiddish lyricist, amateur Talmud scholar, Shlomo Shekelstein lookalike
Pro-Wrestling "journalist" who thrives on trying to end careers, Took money intended for people who do actual work, Drooled all over a girl's arm
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Comics legend turned laughingstock, SJW lunatic, Dislikes Asians, Sued for Tortious Interference, King Baby, “The Strong Protect The Weak”
The (twice fired) godliest TDS grift on Twitter
Makes LGBT SJW Style videos for children, complete with creepy music
Crazy Bigoted Pastor, Blatant Homophobe, Anti-Everything, Has an Equally Crazy Wife
Egotistical creator of a subpar French cartoon with an unhealthy grudge against a fictional character he created. Basically Andrew Dobson if he was actually successful
Rail fan who "fears for his life"
Cult Leader, Streamer, "PURPOSE", Philosopher, Jim Jones 2.0
"I am Roffles" / Pedophile, Generally Awful Person and Made the Mistake to Piss off Louis Rossmann
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Thomas Moulton / Guardbro / Guardbeardia Beardio / Guardbro's Field Desk / Guard / Guardbrosky
A 4chan poster turned failed creative type. Possible pedophile, most definitely a massive loser. May currently be fighting for visitation rights to his step-daughter.
Serial tax evader now grifting QAnon devotees, self-proclaimed queen of Canada
Takes Feminist Gamer Critic to a New Level
Insane Tranny Who Wants to Be Leigh Alexander
Professional Con Artist and Conspiracy Theorist Boomer, Called the Police after being Triggered by a Song
Wants Vic's head and balls, but not his papers; Cucked by a Chicken Sandwich
Host of MTV Decoded, Failed TV Pundit, Regressive Racist, and Pepe the Frog Hater
Come watch Josterman seethe at your average TDS sufferer!
Dirty old communist hobo who eats his own footskin. HURD release: Never. Parrot sex: Imminent.
Undertale-cringe creator of the Flash-animated series Glitchtale & Queen of White Knights
American weeaboo who moved to Japan, got divorced, and complains bitterly online about Japanese xenophobia.
Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme
Leech brother of a formerly wealthy radio broadcaster, went on The People's Court to try to combat trolling, accidentally doxed his own gay bar membership
Delusional Failed Pornstar / Rubber Check taking Hooker
Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.
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struggling christian clown with a temper
Terrible author, terrible person, ruined Internet Archive's online library
Loliconnoisseur, always winning.
Smug SJW flags people he doesn't like as bots, simps for Amber Heard, beefs with LawTube
Trans MMA Fighter, Woman Harasser and Euphoric Atheist
Former GamesDoneQuick staff and TF2 legend, slowly tumbling down trying to save the world from fascism
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Larping 1337 h4x0r, personally stopping bullies, racists, and trolls
Conspiracy Theorist and Amateur UFO Hunter
Clickbait Journo Shoves Controllers Up Own Ass; Squidkid Who's Too Autistic for NeoGAF & Wikipedia
Rape joke-making troon who's now the UK Labour Party's "Woman's" Officer
Codependent alcoholic twitch streaming couple turning to thottery
Shortwave radio host and ex-con, outed as FBI by Anonymous, "savage nigro BEASTS"
Oppa SpongeBob Style, World's Worst Cook, Autist
Roblox game developer with 10 years worth of bad blood and counting. Primarily known for plagiarizing and making a shitty dinosaur game. Recently under fire from company mismanagement allegations and pissing in Discord.
"feminist" scammer who loves sharia law
Morbidly Obese Weight Loss Blogger, Shyster, E-Beggar
"Journalist", miserly scammer, MTG addict who enjoys trying to get retail workers fired
Pothead "philosopher" who has no thoughts and now has no money
Fraudulent child prodigy turned Barbie doll transtrender
Youtube Attention Whore
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Kieren William Hawken / The Laird / The Laird's Lair / @retrolaird / LairdOfForsyth / *retroriginals* / Mr Kizza
Failed British retrogaming "journalist" and "historian". Plagiarises everyone including himself. 30+ confirmed socks. Misogynist. Went DFE for several minutes in 2020. Blames it on the 'tism. Ginger.
Creator of Community, co-creator of Rick and Morty, and barely functional alcoholic
The worst thing to happen to RLM since Max Landis
crazy druggie turned leading warrior against international slavery, Russophobic Conspiratard
Pretendian, Claimed To Write My Immortal, Currently Writing Fanfic Of Own Life
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Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
Neo-Nazi '2024 presidential candidate', advocates for race war, IRL troll fedposter, failed webcomic artist, flew Nazi flag at Bernie speech and after synagogue shooting.
Celebrity chef turned "health coach"/ snake-oil dealer running a cult wellness compound in rural NSW, drug addict, conspiracist, activated almonds guy, neo-nazi
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Jonathan Bishop (Crocels News/Research/Press/Base/Trolling Academy, Dzon Bishop, BonathanJishop)
Droning mentalist, failed politician, pseud, self proclaimed Internet trolling expert.
"Pop Culture Detective", Cucked hard by Anita Sarkeesian, King Snowflake
Former Pharma Exec, Criminal, Impotent Rageaholic
Litigious, predatory, woman-beating filmmaker & fraudster
Racist, failed writer, lesbian propagandist
Wire Fraudster Who Thinks He's the #1 Video Game Theorist in the World
Kotaku troon writer and game critic
SJW mayoral candidate; Running on platform of reparations for niggos; Friend of Black Hitler
The "Shame of Sheboygan," a wannabe cop/first responder, with a sprinkle of political scams along the way!
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👋Hi, Cameron!👋 Florida man high on hallucinogens adopts "female prostitute" persona and teaches children at local high school, report claims.
Political activist who managed to enter history through its brown backdoor
professional niggers / nigger box
Conspiratard, politician, and an atheist who's a mean one, Mr. Grinch
Owns fake football team, prolific webtraffic purchaser, NPWL Wrestler, camgirl stalker and "brand."
Film critic, bloviating putz, SJW, toadie, and sexual assault apologist.
Black Supremacist Comic Book Writer, "FILED TO: RACE"
DMCA spamming "trans" musician of Starr Mazer DSP fame.
Delusional former MMA fighter and potential creator of Cold Fusion (TM)
Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter
FAT Goon with Troll's Remorse & Kengle Jr.
General discussion of Dlive's infrastructure, shady business, and Cryptoshekelz.
Failed Aussie Football player puts on a dress to play in womans league
Dildo queen, lover of right-sized cocks, Labour women's officer/would-be MP, all-round sex fiend
Local Walmart shelf stacker, Yandev A-Log, CWC bootleg
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Angry, Bitter Trollshielding Fat "Activist" with Tons of First World Problems
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Shit-tier Internet Lawyer, C&D over Twitter, Tried Taking ED Down, Uses Law License to Harass
Self-publishing fake scientist and a blight on the herpetological & taxonomic communities
Owner of "We Hunted The Mammoth" and Supreme White Knight
Creepy Token Gay Conservative™, probably a pedophile
Has a Sordid Past, which includes Self-Castration In Prison and Personality Disorders
Her Bro Married Lindy West and She Made a Coloring Book & a failed Feminist Publication; Really Salty on Twitter dot Com
Racist TERF, Pagan, Former Prostitute and Blogger
Creator of Gender Identity Watch, "Fake Goth", TERF, Lawyer
Donny Long's A-log, Stalker, Scammer, Failed Porn Star, Cripple and Trollshielding Asshole
A Scam Artist Anti-Vaxxer, his Woo Peddling and LOLSuits
A Developer Without a Gamu
YouTube sped and Bernie Sanders fanboy who wants views and no hate comments on his many videos
Vexatious Litigant, Gun Fetishist, Armoured Closet Gay
Self-published feminist with a raging hateboner for deadbeat dads