Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
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Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Irate Gamer Failtroll and One-Hit Wonder Youtuber
the condescending internet crybaby extrodinaire
Aspie Weeb. "My doctor said I'm not a pedophile".
Raw Meat Eating Influencer
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From Jeopardy Winner to Angriest Man on Twitter
🎭 Dramacow
Marcus Williams / Vahn Dragon / ghostsl52304291 / Eternal Dragonslayer / Groundless Vahn / Zack Kale
Man child with nuclear powered autism and porn addiction, talks to his succubus waifu in his dreams, almost always throwing a fit on social media
ex of Ethan Ralph & pair of tits whose current husband is in legal trouble for TOR shenanigans
🎭 Dramacow
Amanda/Amari Turcol / LadyALT69 / Manda-Tee / Amarithenonbinary / Amaribabe93 / AmariStrawberry
Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL. IQ of 62.
The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
SJW Comic Artist, Scammer, Most Hated Woman in Comics
Suicidebaiting, Crotch-bulging, Proud asexual bisexual DJ, Harold Camping of Suicide
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Destiny's stalker and purveyor of subclinical psychology diagnoses and potentially a killer of client(s). Usually feels cute and might do a murder suicide later, idk
has sued thousands of people including Adolf Hitler, The ghostbusters, and Martha Stewart
🎭 Dramacow
Xavier Pace / Perfection / TheSuperItachi / Lord Paragon / Lord Perfection / Paragon Perfection / PerfectionSama
Incel Gamer, Infamous Rage Quitter, Wants to Fuck Anime Girls, Messiah Complex and His Fanbase
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🎭 Dramacow
Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3
Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci
Braindead Keffals supporter, egomaniacal clout chaser, utterly humiliated himself on Rekeita's show
13 bans on Wikia
Atheist Turned Born Again Christian and SJW, Scammer, Wife Beater
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🎭 Dramacow
Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982
now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit
Insufferably Annoying Twitter Feminist #92474647
🎭 Dramacow
Anne Marie Bompart / Siroun Bompart-Sumbatian / Serve.ice_top / "Lezbollah" / amerie2195 / annemarienyc
A white lesbian larping as colored enacts a harassment, defamation, and stalking campaign against small businesses and their employees, decrying racism
Horrifically overweight, bisexual, racist son of a dead Neo-Nazi who walks around town dressed up as The Joker. Accused rapist and pedophile. Youtuber and chronic sufferer of Trump derangement syndrome.
🎭 Dramacow
Alex Vidal / Alessandro Connor Vidal / AsrielDr33murr / Crayonization / CZation / Ashe826
"Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female". "I'm 150IQ"
Mad About Other People's Opinions on Chinese Cartoons, Made a Failed Kickstarter
Drama whore founder of the Libreboot project, blogged their dick inversion, feuded with Stallman
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Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself
tl;dr Rules for thee but not for me
Sci-fi nerd who likes to photograph little girl's undergarments, hated by his family
57-year-old east Boston stunad with a BTR show and a thin grasp on reality
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Fat Neckbeard, Rabid SJW, Serial Harasser Over Petty Comics Autism, "Not here to sodomize pets", Wants Mexican kids in cages, possible sex pest
"Service dog" user and convicted felon, with a knack for getting into public altercations.
Failing Nintendo channel, contrarian, overall asshole, and secret amateur gay pornstar.
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1st Amendment auditing tranny, loves the sidewalk
Failing Content Creator, Big Smoke Lookalike, Jarbo Black, "HIT THAT DAMN BUTTON"
Fake "leaker", autistic tranny, popcorn fucker
Psychotic 40 year old New Jersey resident holding 15+ year grudges over video games and toys. Liar, crybully, and alt-account hydra. Likes sending dick pics to underage girls and his shit to anyone who slights him.
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Brian Joseph Nuckols / Brian Nuckols / Brian "Angeleno" Nuckols / briannuckols13 / Peacenowposcast / Hesitation Media
Pseudo-intellectual faggot, Journalist, Against pedo hunting
Some weirdo who was banned in 2017 but got outed as a pedophile in 2022
Previously convicted couple, stolen tips from staff, sent death threats to Dr.Phil and Gordon Ramsay
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Ivy Hollivana / Amelia Augusta / m00nbeans & mstradock / Radock / Andrtunes / Andrew Lloyd
Edgy Musician, Salty SJW Whale Accused of Rape & Angry Transtrender Boyfriend; Involved in a Suicide
Israel-Hating SJW, Beauty Pageants = White Supremacy, Former Friend of Laurelai, Dunked by Roseanne
An ogre who chronically fakes Dissociative Identity Disorder and literally cannot stop responding to Kiwifarms
Scottish DSP White Knight who Deletes Everything and Showed off his Dick, Alison Rapp's Lover
Narutard, Incest/Dog Sex Proponent, Stalker, Hypocrite; Ween Who Hates Trolls, 4chan, & Filthy Frank
Egotistical emo musician who really hates the alt right.
Every single day this man disappoints me a little bit more
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ProtoMagicalGirl / Jaret Ross / Alexis Ross / @PrincessProto / littledrummergirl / littledrummerboy
Tranny Any% All Oppression Points
Anthropomorphic walrus, self-hating small-dicked fat virgin being groomed by a penis inversion cult
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Gamer/Pizzagate Attention Whore, Stalked Dodger, Games Journo for The Escapist
Professional Victim, Single Mother on Welfare and Bad Credit, Trump A-Logger, Liar
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ReSwitched: William Hedberg / Hedgeberg, Kate Temkin / KTemkin / Kyle Temkin, Cody Brocious / Daeken
OP's mad that he got banned from their Discord
Wishes the US was a catholic monarchy rants about homosexuals, pretends to be catholic.
Revolutionary LARPer gone wrong, "medic", gun rights activist, perpetually BTFO
Fanatic Wikisperg, Anti-Gamergater and All Around Asshole
Narcissistic tranny speedrunner banned from nearly everywhere and GDQ, constantly fights with trolls
🎭 Dramacow
Mitchell G. Slater / Kirsty Elizabeth Slater / Gemma Stone / NotCursedE / CursedE/ ObscuredLeg / Edesruc / Still_Cursed
Prolific shitposting tranny that waves his dick in women’s changing rooms, wants to burn down TERFs homes, sleeps in his sister’s clothes, talks about his mom masturbating, banned by Mumsnet, sent death threats to an MP
Deranged narcissist FtM tranny, alleged hermaphrodite, and confirmed public hazard
Manchild who wants to fuck Pikachu.
Samuel Collingwood Smith's Lover, HIV+ Butt Pirate, Washed Up Plagiarist
Fake ninja, fake ex-MP, real pest toward teen girls, fight ducker/loser, convicted felon
Obnoxious Violent LA Tranny, Lied about being the Wi Spa Tranny for clout, Period Blood Fetishist, Baiting Attention Seeker, One-Man-Band
Scams his favorite pornstars', writes terrible music and uses his autism as a shield
Perpetually assblasted eternal victim, trolled by tumblr teens, Cuckquean, Wanted money to quit posting hot takes on tumblr; Ex-GF of Matthew Heimbach, a neo-nazi.
Busted for insurance fraud, sued by pro football player, richest straight man alive
Butthurt Colby Klaus White Knight Who Hates Jamie Walton and Kiwi Farms, Tsundere for Chimpburgers
Racist, e-begging tranny "dyke-faggot"
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Emily Rose Nauert / tinylittlespitfire / Emily Marshall / Louise / Venus Rosales / "Moldylocks" / "ANTIFA Girl"
ANTIFA girl who got knocked the fuck out by a Nazi; Camwhore
Copyrighting React Videos Controversy, the Ongoing Shitstorm, Sadly Increasing Subs
BLM doxer and harasser
Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.
sent from my iPhone
The Most Redneck of Loveshies
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Amitabho Chattopadhyay / Amy Chattopadhyay / Hips-chan / leSemenDemon / princessCuck / transmisogyne
Lawsuit-happy transgender immigrant (with a shota wife!)
The lolcow is not only her but people around her, and their decline online (Margaret Pless, etc)
Delusional Terf/Gender Critical whistleblower, ex-gender critical, self proclaimed “Alpha Trans”
Middle aged munchie, pioneer of cancel culture, mad at the internet for 20 years.
Butthurt Memelord sues people for making fun of him, Daddy Derek 2.0
"Sociopathic" SoulCreative.org Owners, Dexter's White Knight
ANTIFA college professor who publicly says he wants to kill cops and burn down the white house
61 y/o 'Mental Health Counselor', stoner, and wife beater who should probably be a patient instead, gleefully fantasizes about the violent death of Donald Trump, visited by Secret Service on two occasions, and takes cringeworthy half-naked YouTube videos
Voice actor of PaRappa & Knuckles turned wash-up scammer, has "500 million fans", I GOTTA BELIEVE!
Serial Harasser, Unemployed E-Beggar, Sandwich Boy
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Psychic Dashton the Vampire Slayer / Drew Aaron Kuykendall / Dashton Aaron / unicornmushroom / DashtonPsychic
Meth/opioid addict who films his endless arguments with his boyfriend, wannabe psychic and astrologer, frequently in legal trouble
Attention whore Muslim who does dangerous and exceptional pranks.
Street Preacher who hates the HOMO (might be homo himself), uses daughter and family to cause drama on the internet and REALLY LOVES JESUS. Also will take the RAINBOW back, also
🎭 Dramacow
Stuff With Scout Fly / Sweece Swooce / @sweeceswooce / Papa Sweece / Justin Washburn / "Scott"
failed, unstable cartoon reviewer, unrepentant asshole who hates his own fans, wannabe cloud rapper
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Condescending Junior NHS doc, thin skinned sideshow, Internet defense force for troons and pedos
- Bloqueado
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Anthony George Halliday / Steven Hayden / Stephanie Hayden / JudicialCat / FlyingLawyer73 / srh2018
Middle-aged tranny "lawyer" who will call the cops on you if you misgender him.
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Catholic priest fucker/Banned from the US for pissing off trannies on the internet/Slavishly supports the Catholic church/Drama queen/Emotional diarrhea
Kiwifarmer, wanted to crowdfund Chris Chan documentary, fake French doctor
🎭 Dramacow
Kenneth Joseph Spaziani / Wind / Windkun / AeWinD / Galexia / AcceleratedEvolution / Windowned / WindNvidia3D
Failed eSports Athlete and Cheater, Paranoid Livestreamer, Drug Addict Terrible Musician Who Failed Out of Full Sail, Stolen Valor, and Sex Pest
Public nuisance, GameFAQs sperg, convicted felon
Leah Albee's partner / batshit snowflake-in-crime, transrace feminista
Queer Black Muslim, Wants Tax-Funded Islamic Safe Spaces, Hates KiwiFarms, BTFO by Tucker Carlson
Cringey comic book feminist, triggered by guns
Tranny-Hating Nellie Queen, Easily-Triggered Type Sperg, Most Hated Man in The Six
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Salty Scambaiting Troll, Enemy of Tommy Tooter, Removed from All Communities he has joined
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crazed SJW who reads too far into a show aimed at kids. (LagoonaBlue PA Target)
Lawsuit Loving Sex Pest
Georgetown Professor, wannabe Dynastia, professional victim, fake jew.
Edgelord, MK Fanboy, DeviantArt Manchild, Crossover Sperg
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Deluded Male Feminist. Sargon of Akkad A-Log. Friends with a Literal Murderer.
Youtube Atheist, "Centrist Liberal" Afraid of the Alt-Right, SJW-in-Denial, Smug Pseudo-Intellectual
The Jabba the Hutt of Fat Jamaican Moms and their Drama Channel
Fuckboy Britbong Musician, Sarah Butts Defense Force, Douchebag; Thinks Cuphead is Racist
Wrong Planet virgin with rage who complains about his penis size and jealous of his step brother
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Publicly mocks latest school shooting victims, faces backlash
🎭 Dramacow
[Ensemble Stars] Skye / @einheryaru / @gokijinP / @teiou_sama / @shirayurinootoge / @suisukai
Rapist, Abuser, Manipulator, Death Threats
Ex-Admin of Attorney Online, attempted to PA /v/ and got burned for it hard.
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Founder of IGDA, Trump Sperg and was involved in Gamergate
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Angry cardgame neckbeard who tried to make a new GamerGate
Feminist Who Organized a Letter Writing Campaign to get Thunderf00t Fired, Gambler
mulatto in denial, wannabe "black" female Hitler. Scams money from actual blacks. Fat.
Obese Boing Boing Hack, Wikisperg and Cucked Male Feminist with a Seething Hatred for Kiwi Farms
Anti-cyberbullying internet vigilante and pedo
Deep green doomsday cult leader, confrontational SJW and deranged pervert with a porn moustache
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DSP-log who ended up surpassing Phil as a lolcow. The sok proved phil right. Fuched on Kiwi.
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The Founders of BLM Toronto, Scammers, Racial Supremacists. "WE WUZ COSMIC DUST N SHIT"
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Lawrence Prairies/User:73.47.71.127/User:107.178.46. (impersonator of real DeltaQuad from Wikipedia)
Powertripping wikisperg who wanted to make Miraheze North Korea 2.0
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"Are you serious? Are you fucking kidding me?"
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Social Justice Queer Male Feminist Christian Princess "Jesus was a Socialist"
Anti-sjw traitor/salt mine, Sargon's #1 Fangirl
Professor at Texas A&M, Black Supremacist urging White Genocide.
Tumblr Antifa, Low Effort Baitposter, Has a crush on Moldylocks and Null
A brony drama whore with a victim complicates. Its the sjws
Giving new meaning to "I was just pretending to be retarded"
Railfag with a short temper, blocks anyone with a different opinion
SJW activist, The women who threw a hissy fit over a rug
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Desperately wants to be a lolcow for attention
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Where have all the asspats gone?
Raging "Belly Fetishist" / Youtube Ranter
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Hypocrite, Tells overly-dramatized stories of her personal life, triggered by idubbbz, "Say Google."
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Vidya Dev, Kickstarter Scammer, Assclown that thinks #GamerGate is a War
Buffalo Bills Superfan that picked on a double-amputee cancer survivor in the name of Social Justice
Trolls cops and rants about them, plays victim card, slight resemblence to Snowden
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Teenage Gendercuck In Love With Fictional Little Boys
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Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp is a literal irl cuckold.
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Fat af slacktivist, bad parent, CecilyK orbiter with terrible eyebrows.
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The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.
N/D
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16 year old cocaine addict, adult escort, posted cp of herself on snapchat and fb
Feminist SJW who gets triggered by hula dancing bobbleheads.
- Bloqueado
Weirdo who likes a halloween themed series (and "fired back" to discovering this forum post)
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Extremely Obese Neo-Nazi with a fetish for fat girls and being banned
- Bloqueado
Anthony Logatto 2.0 and Edgelord Musician, Cosplayer, and Youtuber
- Bloqueado
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Tranny Feminist Tumblr SJW and Wannabe Haxor
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Amature Pornstar & SJW That Owns Fake Sex Toy Shop and is Glad Amanda Todd Was An Hero
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salty over trans march video
Culture Police Officer, Racist, Assaulted a Man Over His Hairstyle, DOES PORN
