Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
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Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Krista Harada / Krista Gibbons / Meiwaku / Sodom_Mei / splitpeach / onemorehkfan / Onnabugeisha_cowgirl / and more!
Former BP queen, DM gooner, foot-fetishist, muzzie simp, bondage art degenerate, revenge pornographer, fake lesbian, lolicon enthusiast
Boomer hubris personified, an incompetent lunatic's dreams slowly crumbling to dust because of his own poor decisions.
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Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat
Twitter Artist. Roblox and FNF "Developer". Suicide Baiter. Discord Gooner. Fart Fetishist. Tranny Chaser. Abuses His Family. Pathological Liar. DoorDash's #1 Customer. Incapable of Quitting The Internet. And why does that FUCKING MATTER!?
🐮 Lolcow
Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC
Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
DeviantArt User ; The Raped ; Emily Nicole Cassidy's Waifu ; Side Character In A Bigger Drama ; Socknigger Hell 2: Electric Boogaloo ; "DeviantArt Troller" ; "Contexualizing Conclusions"
🐮 Lolcow
Michael Evans / Mevans / Mevans2703 / Mevans_2001 / MevansOdyssey / @CutLooneyTunes / @DailyCBMusic
Autistic Nintendo Fanboy who keeps embarrassing himself on the Internet, Former member of Gimmick Account Twitter turned Twitter Lolcow, ruined his relationship over a Fortnite quest, Worst player in the world, Send porn to minors, Cucked by Tyrone
Communist jew, failed writer and comedian, obsessed with Elon Musk, and addicted to Twitter
Coomer who crossdresses and sings about his favourite pornstars.
Commentary Community Drama Part 1: Diaperfag Identity Crisis and Asexual Tranny, Kicking the Nest
IT'S MA'AM
Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
Failed bodybuilder, Star Wars enthusiast and massive sperg
no soul ginger who will do anything to stay relevant
Autistic Creator of A-Ville (his answer to CWCville) who Likes to Collect Lolcows and Hates KF
SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, author of #iHunt, Bernie Bro extraordinaire
Got yelled at by his mom for shitting himself live while playing Mafia 3. Jerked off to anime fanfiction read by Obama TTS on stream. Reads lolicon fanfiction. A cautionary tale about giving your autistic child unsupervised internet access.
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Pedro Fuertes Stille / @Turkey Beef / @redlenses2112 / @Disgusted Face Hold / @jewish Content / Duwango / @Rokto / Sailor Troon (and many others)
Brazilian politisperg obsessed with postmodernism, DEI, and YouChew. Has over 600,000 porn reblogs on tumblr. Biggest hypocrite on the web. Obsessed faggot. Employed by the Brazilian Government for IT work. Still the same autist a decade later.
Conservative Eco Grifter, #Gays4Trump, Concern Troll, Budget Milo Yiannopoulos, GOP Woke-Shield Spun Out of Control
Florida seccesionist and complete fuckup
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Eric Anthony Davis / noodlez / Woodman / Jod / Bunni / Lily / Mochi / yukionna413 / i_wud_nvrstop_u / porygon2 / ukgk / comfycharlotte
Transgender pedophile 4lung associate who groomed children, threatens suicide, whines about the Kiwi Farms and has a diaper fetish.
Convicted Sex Offender, Weeaboo. Now Freed from Prison.
VentureBeat writer, game journalist for 18 years who can't figure out Cuphead, gay hypnosis fetish
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Nick Hazelbaker / Aeromatic / WindowsMilennium2000 / Nicholas Foxworth / Fedorov / Misato DX4 / Proxima 64
Bipolar Waifufag Trap, Burning Bridges at Every Opportunity, Blackmailer
Trust fund baby obsessed with a Danganronpa character uses entire forests worth of paper to create increasingly autistic projects
Lives in mom's basement; famous for being a virgin; Mormon
Roblox machinima creator, also a pedophile on the website
Literal neckbeard, "smartest 15 year old on reddit", arrested for burglary
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Groomed bisexual autogynephilic "Transgender Nazi" zoomer. Politically schizophrenic fedposter. Arrested counterprotester. War LARPer. Aggressive VRChat Coomer. Scat Enthusiast. Tried to shoot up a /vrg/ meet. Probable Pedophile. THE RAPED (on Grindr).
Edgy Chainsmoking Version of Paul Blart & Racist SJW Culture Warrior
The Internet's Angriest Dog Trainer with 2600+ videos on Youtube, Claims to own a Bigfoot leg.
Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville
metallic balloon fetishist, 90s fanatic, bratz enthusiast, cooldudeclem's friend from Denmark
fake feminist, fake tranny, fake veteran. SJW4$. Respect my gender identity or I'll have you fired
Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor
Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll
Domestic terrorist, ham radio sperg, self-described hikikomori, confirmed pedophile
Plus David DeFalco Dark Force Entertainment.
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Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms
Weeaboo Extraordinaire, Lolicon Defender, and Abusive Partner
Malt Liquor Evangelist, Alcoholic, McDonald's Connoisseur, Harasses Random People On The Street
Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.
Obese chain smoking goth who stalks lolcows for clout
Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend
Creator of Cry of Fear, Likely a Pedophile, Blames His Predation on Alcohol, Drugs, and Aspergers; Never Grew Out of His Edgy-Phase, Cuts Himself Over Tumblrinas, Cheater, Cuck
Kills brain cells on camera. Mentally damaged "philanthropist." Literal glue-eater.
The epic ballad of an exceptional black weeaboo with a broken capslock key. Always getting trolled.
Minesweeper Online Beginner Pro/Ex-Speedrunner with a "dark secret"
Discussion Edition and Now With Less Autism (see the OP)
THUNDAH FRAM DAN UNDAH
🐮 Lolcow
Wrestling Otaku / SeijiStorm10 / Phantomanime Reviews / Fortune 4 Shooters / IWC's Captain Charisma
Overweight wrestling, anime, and sport neckbeard, Incel and MGTOW, Picks internet fights with people who have different wrestling opinions.
The problem child of the emulation scene
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Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends
"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.
Trans-nigga, injects himself with melanotan
Ween, Cowtipper, Failed Youtuber, Clout chaser, Made a video with EDP445 to "expose a pedophile", Accidentally posted his address to own the haters
The man who was cucked by the gunt live, he is now a tranny.
Batshit crazy fan translator who is obsessed with Falcom games and hating XSEED Games
Retarded scammer who tries to sue game studios over microtransactions, now disowned by his family with police involvement
Paranoid adult baby artist, enemy of Mister Metokur.
A 40+ autistic, parent-hating, Trump-loving, Christian musician and sexual harasser of autists worldwide
BLM "activist" and SJW who went apeshit after a guy jokingly told her his name was "Humongous"
Old Adult Baby and Muslim Slayer. Depressing as fuck handicapped man and his weird videos
Banhappy TvTropes moderator with a god-complex, hates the farms, ultra oldfag from the 90s
Disabled Con Artist onto a new tragedy and more money to pocket
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Former Gal-Pal of CWC, Incest Proponent, FapFic Author
A Comic Dub Voice Actress who is overly dramatic
Lesbian welfare NEET whose job is her mental health
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James Lloyd Evans / Lloyd Evans / John Cedars / The Reluctant Apostate / JWWatch / @cedarsjwsurvey
Self-appointed figurehead of ex-JWs, anti-sex abuse campaigner who spends his donations on hookers because he lacks "total mastery of his penis"
Mentally retarded sperg, serial threat maker, autist
Cyber bullying 'expert', forensic psychologist, and holistic male enhancement product manufacturer
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Christopher Elliott Collier / Blizzaria123 / nickelodeon12345 / christo27155870 / collier2362 / stormwing15
The Loud House fanatic, vore + uvula enthusiast
Wants to make tanks fly, believes James Bond is real, and Jace, if Jace was real
Looking to build his deviantArt empire of Wonderbread capitalist femdom, rejected by Shadman
Self-hating incel troon and unofficial face of the H&H fanbase.
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"I have spectrum autism but I still look cool"
A crazy man making tiktok videos from his foam van
Digital Forensics Corp (/ Digital Investigation?)
Non-Binary Tranny Acolyte of Sun Fruit Dan
Autistic "Hacker" / Nintendo Wii Modder, Farmer, alleged pedo, live in cuck, incestuous simp that keeps socking on KF
Teaching the Ignorant-Ass White Caucasoids the Meaning of Racism, 506 Yale Pl Canon City CO 81212-23
Long Live the Coom!
Chronically useless deadbeat troon dad who whines about his ex on twitter, embarrassment to his kids, is probably drunk right now
Terminally online Death Note fanfiction author who wants to decapitate Null with a katana
A man from Italy who spends his time thirsting over scammers and posting spergy pictures and videos
Iranian sperg who can't get over an edgy character for whole 2 years and counting
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Violent and very degenerate baby that's a Skinner Simp. Now with 50% more underaged Speds defending her
A demented drug addicted pornographer's adventures on the "Mad at the Internet" discord server and beyond.
The biggest TTG fanboy of all time.
ANTIFA Crossdressing Fetishist Vegan TERF, CryptoFascist, Terrorism Supporter
Stalker troon, wants to fuck his sister, /r9k/ reject, Pakistani white supremacist, will piss in your drinks
Failed pretend lawyer, loses shit on regular basis, banned from every court ever (sounds familiar?)
British ANTIFA artist and poet laureate, white knight for trannies, spiritually married to Will McKenzie from The Inbetweeners. Incredibly mentally ill and in denial of that fact.
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Austerity Swift / Danny Nissenfeld / D.A. "Flux" Nissenfeld / "Kandi" / manateehare / BunsTeri / Austerity_M / SwiftAusterity
Autistic DID larper with every kink known to man, children's book author, creepy Kindness simp, all-around deviant who destroyed his marriage by trooning out
creator of Brutal Doom, Neo-Nazi, encouraged suicide, banned from many doom forums
Manic Mormon megalomaniac, armed paragliding owl kicker, Utah's official state lolcow.
Weenage Chris Ween, YouTube Sperg, Friend to A-Log and Hirtes
Brony & robot combat community pariah, makes cringey YouTube videos.
Severely autistic anti-natalist manchild. Performs hand-mouthing rants in Wal-Mart while his mother orders him bodypillows. Obsessed with the children's show "Oobi"
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Sean Miller / Sean Russel Miller / Derpbubbles / Derpbubblesgame / Derpbubblesart / son-of-perdition
Brony YouTuber, Diaper Shame Fetishist, Stalker, Makes Threads About Himself on Kiwifarms
Inventor of Electric Windmill Car, Observed by CIA, Wishes to Cure Cancer With Harem of Dr. Wives
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David Myers / Zöe Myers / Zoetropeexplosion and Amanda Bowman Myers / @SugarCunt / @MoltenCunt / Sugarcuntwrites
nazi metal edgelord wannabe poet who hates trolls
Troll Hunter
anti-civilization/technology advocates who are entirely dependent on both.
Wanna-be actor and musician, pregnacy fetish, tried to take down Power Rangers forum
Wigger, Drug abuser, Gay Pornstar, Self-Help Guru, Rapper and Bodybuilder
Literal neckbeard that uploads like 5 shitty YouTube videos daily
Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART
Lazy-Eyed Salty Cuckold, Conspiratard Prepper
Salty SJW White Knight And Libeler of an Anti-Sex Trafficking Organization
Taubwaffen Incel Postman with a Shit-Boner
So far left that he'd be invoking poe's law if he wasn't verified.
Columbine Shooting and Daria Fanboy, Thinks Trolling is Worse than Actual Murder
aka Deagle Nation Declassified: Venom Jace Awakens or How Deagle Nation Discombobulated
Socking Serial Harasser, Faked Suicide, Wannabe Journo/Musician/KEEMSTAR/Anti-Bully Activist
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Shameless E-begging Retired Hooker from Las Vegas, Betrayed by Thomas Wasserberg
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Granny nazi tranny conspiratard, woke on the NWO since 1974
Beaner rapper dude who makes funny ass vids on YouTube, Juggalos hate him and he's a liar
Rebecca's orbiter going insane, tranny bi poly SJW with no filters
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A delusional NRx sperg and a sock-happy, tranny-loving autist
magickal man in a dress
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Got himself doxed, Wants KF as his Personal Army, Dr Steve & CWC A-Log, and he was a good friend
I think I've just found the edgiest man on youtube
Fat liberal opinionated welfare goth musician with a clingy weird weeaboo wife
Has over 50 videos about Gamestop, CPS visits him regularly, Old Lady took his couch
Salty trainsperg, autist and tankie who loves to fap to fictional 10 year olds
Dragon Ball Z/Black Lives Matter Sperg; Out for Revenge Against Encyclopedia Dramatica
Author of godawful Khaos comics, rapper
Troon teaching about orgasms, pregnancy and trying to time travel
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Troon freak who shits in diapers, and lives on disability
Old Fat Tard-Raging Livestreamer with an A-Log Following
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5102 Verbena Dr NW, Acworth, GA 30102, ROBLOX veteran, catfisher, carnoisseur of diaperfur shit.
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RuffnRoboticGiusep / BoomerizedJoe / RuffnWNSJoe / RuffnJoe / RobotboyLover / Joseph David Friedman
deviantART neo-Nazi diaper fetishist who won't let people stop being friends with him
Delusional woo merchants, lost a lolsuit at trial, e-beggars, conspiratards, gang stalking "victims"
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AndreiThomas RIPPED OFF HTF and sucked PrezDaNTs you know what...
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Proud 25 year Old Autistic Founder of Team Maki. Easily trolled DSP A-log
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