🐮 Lolcow Joshua Block / @worldoftshirts / JoshuaBlock2001 (and his fans/harassers)

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If josh is forced to go to AA meetings he sits there in silence rubbing his nose for an hour till they let him go.
He sits there in silence rubbing his nose, his legs crossed, with all his worldly posessions (two cans of 6mg Zyns, phone, and the Bag of Debris™) tard-pressed to his chest while smiling randomly and jerking his head in random directions for an hour until they let him go*
 
Ahh yes, I see we've entered the "post-prison Chris-chan" era!
Honestly the best ending for him. Hopefully the weens move on to another Tik Tok cow who actually deserves the the harassment like NovaOnline like they did after Daniel Larson got sent to psych ward at Pound Me In The Ass Federal Prison.
 
Honestly the best ending for him. Hopefully the weens move on to another Tik Tok cow who actually deserves the the harassment like NovaOnline like they did after Daniel Larson got sent to psych ward at Pound Me In The Ass Federal Prison.
Yeah but then they'd end up like the Leaping Lemur if they go after Nova.
 
Anyone who's been following Josh for the past few years knows that his biggest addiction isn't even alcohol but fame and money. Every crash out he has ever had involved people poking at those two insecurities. This whole thing happened because some girl told him to put the fries in the bag. Unless all the rehab therapists had him mentally tackle that problem he will return no better than he was before. And he will start drinking right back the moment he can because it brings him attention.
 
Anyone who's been following Josh for the past few years knows that his biggest addiction isn't even alcohol but fame and money. Every crash out he has ever had involved people poking at those two insecurities. This whole thing happened because some girl told him to put the fries in the bag. Unless all the rehab therapists had him mentally tackle that problem he will return no better than he was before. And he will start drinking right back the moment he can because it brings him attention.

I wonder if he's still hooked on those Zyns
 
Josh posted that although he won't be partying on St. Paddy's, he will be selling merch still.
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He's also excited Ahoyt made it into Urban Dictionary.
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#huluchippendalesdance







He had an interview with Vice
 
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There are concerns of a brand new handler with little info about him besides his name being "Johnny".
Why’s this retard lying about Din Tai Fung being exclusive..? It’s not even fancy, they’re a massive global restaurant brand with like 150 locations.
 
Josh has still been (mostly) solo and still traveling the city.
There is something very uncanny about seeing Josh sit alone above the crowd to a remix of "Empire State of Mind," and consume oysters alone to what I believe is Benny Goodman, in a totally empty rooftop restaurant.
 
There is something very uncanny about seeing Josh sit alone above the crowd to a remix of "Empire State of Mind," and consume oysters alone to what I believe is Benny Goodman, in a totally empty rooftop restaurant.
He's luxuriating in stoic solitude, getting in touch with his inner warrior monk. I think there's a chapter about that in the Book of the Five Rings. Marcus Aurelius definitely mentioned it.
 
Why’s this retard lying about Din Tai Fung being exclusive..? It’s not even fancy, they’re a massive global restaurant brand with like 150 locations.

Could be, like a lot of other mongos, he believes that if HE thinks it's something fancy or impressive then other people will as well. See: Russell Greer with Olive Garden or literally anything about Las Vegas.
 
Josh has a new scumbag handler named Johnny Saffra who goes by Johnny Jestermaxx

Name: Jonathan Saffra
DOB: July 2002
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I cannot find much background information on Johnny other than a clip of him talking about how he has depression and past drug abuse.



Johnny is also in a band called johnnybrokejuly. They mainly cover songs and shitty pop punk music he wrote.




Johnny also runs a “talent agency” called Q12 Agency. He hires on influencers that nobody has ever heard of before. Well except for Josh, who he hired on recently.

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Johnny hasn’t really been active in his band as of lately because he’s busy running his “johnnyjestermaxx” account.

Johnny posts videos of what he calls “pranks.” Pranks as in harassing liberals, women, and other people who are just trying to go about their day.


He has several videos from that time Jake Lang, a Jew larping as a nazi, went to New York to protest against Muslims or some shit.

There has been one video deleted from Johnny’s page that shows Jake yelling some obscenities at the New York Mayor’s gated driveway. The video also included Johnny playing Rainbet.


Shortly after Josh returned to New York, Johnny started appearing in videos with Josh.

He has used Josh to further promote Rainbet. Rainbet is a gambling site of some sort that most faggy influencers and clippers use to promote.

One of the many videos Johnny has of Josh promoting rainbet. Josh cannot act worth shit and is most likely reading off a script Johnny wrote.

If someone completely oblivious to Josh saw this, they would believe the retard actually made some sort of money off of Rainbet to afford a Rolex.

But Josh is a broke ass nigga and only has that Rolex thanks to Jack Doherty.



I guess the faggot met Josh before he was sober. Here is a video of Josh bitching about his shakes from alcohol withdrawal.




Johnny also knew Josh was returning to New York after he was released from his court mandated detox.

He posted that video with a description of how he is concerned about Josh. Which is bullshit, since the faggot is now Josh’s new handler and uses him for views.

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I’ve noticed that Johnny only gets Josh on the weekends. Josh seems to travel to New York City every weekend to fuck around and live his delusional life of luxury.

Lately Johnny has been getting Josh to review restaurants around the city and other random bullshit that no one gives a fuck about.

Johnny reminds me of Tony in a way. Someone who has no idea of what they are doing in life and desperate for attention and to become famous.

I’d almost feel bad for Johnny if he wasn’t such an annoying fucking nigger.

I phone booked Johnny and was able to get some extra information about him.

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LinkedIn: Johnny Saffra
Topline : Johnny Saffra
Backstage: johnnysaffra
Instagram: johnnyjestermaxx
Band's Instagram: johnnybrokejuly
Q12 Agency Site
Q12 Agency Instagram: q12agency
 
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How is Mr. Based or whatever that scrawny jew was called doing these days? Utterly irrelevant without Josh, I am guessing, but a part of me hopes he is now getting a-logged by bored weens.
 
How is Mr. Based or whatever that scrawny jew was called doing these days? Utterly irrelevant without Josh, I am guessing, but a part of me hopes he is now getting a-logged by bored weens.
He has his own streaming platform called wots.live
and Kick The old bastard tries to stay relevant by making up shit about Josh and people eat it up.

Currently, he is doing little give aways of Josh’s shit that was left behind like some mugs from Josh’s travels and a fan made funko pop

Here is a mug and a fan made Funko Pop of Josh that was sent to some retarded faggot named Bobby. The user who posted the TikTok is @thelarsoneffect who is probably Bobby.
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Some previews of the next giveaway the greedy old Jew is having.





 
While I'm happy Josh is sober and presumably living well, I gotta admit I miss the massive crash-outs and frybagging rages. I'm a bad person, I guess.
 
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