Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
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Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Stanchion
Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.
Divorced Unlovable Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish, running from the long arm of the law
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Tony Chase / Mark Anthony Ray / Tony Chase ( I am not gay not never) / RoyalHowardRHughes / tonychasebusiness / ballet_pizza
Join the world's richest man in his never-ending battle against the Sattelite Man!
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Wannabe actress who loves smoking weed and pretending to be crazier than she already is. Special guests: lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp
Martial Artist perpetually beset by Scammers, Glowies, Donald Trump and Asmongold: Look at the Bitrate.
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Stephen Shawn Larson / Stephen Larson / InkDemonStephen / StephenTheInkDemon / Stembley The Raccoon / GeneralStephenSTRONG / alive252525
Former de facto leader of UTTP, living in regret, screaming in the void about what he help to create, Modern Day Oppenheimer, Essayposter final boss, a writer for the longest OP in Farms's history, Rambley The Raccoon's lover, MAGA's strongest soldier
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Mattolina LLC / Matthew Vega/Williams / Daisy Mario Tech / Dr.Energizer / Matto Vegason / Mighty Matt
OS Developer and Shiet, Black Terry Davis, Game Developer, Mattnoply, Obsessed with Rosalina from Mario Galaxy
Comicsgater, author of "Xenotype" and fanfiction, alleged puncher of mothers and killer of puppies. "I am good at sex and I have money", Savior of the comic book industry!
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Forsaken Wanderer / Forsaken Wanderer Project / ThyForsakenWanderer / Degeneratemooty2389 / @100% VIRGIN MOOTY / @Mooty Mooty Mooty
34 Year-Old 5'4 Schizophrenic Autistic VIRGIN Halal'd User with over 400 YouTube Videos: Black-pilled Alcohol abuser, thinks kiwi farms was taken over by the leftists, is the last white Kiwifarmer, thinks women are all children & it's the JEWS fault
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Nocturne / OblivionNoir / donahueb85 / bendonahue17 / thedarklord176 / Roslyn Donahue / Ben Donahue / Benjamin Donahue / Benjamin X Donahue
The true psychological effects of lolicon on the human brain, A lolicon's descent into utter insanity.
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Ethan Gluis / Sewerslvt / Sadboy Sheldon / "Jvne" / "Jvnko" / Ponk's Bakery / cynth0ni
Edgy, Pedo, Tranny Breakcore musician, Abuses stray cats "just to feel something", Sent his asshole to his crush to win her over
CEO and inventor of the worlds first America Shaped Cruise Ship (The NASS). Make-a-wish ah kid that thinks he's Spider-Man. He drew his dream baby momma and she look just like Tinashe.
Insane Russian-hating Russian, violent animal abuser, Zoe Quinn whightknight, plans to murder children
Transhumanist philosopher being telepathically raped and tortured by Mark Zuckerberg, Isabella Santiago, and stupid niggers.
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The Kinkead Family / Dianna Mae Kidd Kinkead / David Neal Kinkead / Autumn Mariana Lez'Chaleureux / Eric Wayne Kinkead / Ellis Franklin Kinkead Jr.
Your new favorite shitshow. Schizo homeless troon, his bipolar stalker mother, resentful edgelord brother, and creepy suicidal father.
Schizoid nuisance emailer, Murder case obsessive, Devout Christian, Devout Muslim, Devout Mormon, Devout Ra Worshipper, Congressional Candidate (Tutz Honeychurch, D-HI)
Unstable Fast Food Reviewer, Repeatedly Banned KF Poster
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Kyle Elias Perez / Foreskin Police / Foreskin Whispers ASMR / ForeskinJesus69 / twinky21boy / happygay8240 / keperez979
psychotic florida man; deranged homosexual; sends dick pics to his dad; sexually threatens his sister; OBSESSED with foreskin; first man to ever be arrested and made homeless due to circumcision
love child of Terry A. Davis and Francis E. Dec, sick skitzophenic, really loves saying the n-word, /pol/fessor of UCLA
Pansexual Bipolar Insomniac Youtube Ranter and "My Little Pony" Gore Fanfiction
Blacklisted from feminization training (wtf?), gangstalking victim, maybe pedo
Robot, musician, citizen of Atlanta
Body Building Youtube Superstar turned Drugged Out Peepee Guru who Drinks Cum for the Health Benefits
SpongeBob obsessed fedora wearing YouTube sperg from Pensacola, Florida
Aspiring rapist, woman beater, God's autistic gift to Tribes 1, Lowtax's biggest fan, Feminists' worst brain-damaged enemy
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Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man
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David Fowler / Drag Queen Pastor / @imnot3000 / @whenitallwentwrong / @whenitallgoeswrong2.0
Buffalo Bill with a wholesome twist. Florida trash drag queen becomes a "pastor" on Tik Tok where he posts inspirational messages, dance videos, and Bible passages. Surprisingly straight.
Join the most oppressed/holocausted/handsome man in Finland on his quest to find "my size womens" while being pro athlete skateboarder living off youtube aka. working for google
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Ljupco Jan Steriev / Jan Pawel Lubek / Jan Ljubek / Lary / Gildyshow / Vesa / Projects / BoxingWear / Boxstuf / Books / Wikiheadhunter / "GRP"
Enemy of Wikipedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica, worst chess player ever, terrible singer, convicted felon, arrested over 3 times in 2 years, tried to get ED dropped from Cloudflare
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Petty Criminal, Autistic Dancer, Terrible Driver and Slightly More Feminine Version of OPL
Homeless schizo who wants to fuck her dead brother/the devil and masturbates in public library bathrooms
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Chase / @kase446 / baseychasey / Chaser235 / Zoomerchan1 / Aaron G / Aarongray111 / Aarongray236 / chriscrusader52 / Chrissy Rain / Christian Raineri
30-y/o who behaves like a severely handicapped teenager. Showed up to the forum to defend his Discord Gayops against VTubers. Complete degenerate.
Crazy Lawyer and Failed Politician, Kicked Out of Libertarian Party
Schizocow, Gangstalked by Union Pacific Railroad
Australian perennial candidate, misandrist and anti-psychiatry conspiracy theorist
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Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory
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🧮BAN COUNTER: Too many🧮 Professional schizoposter, sex pest, lolicon supporter, deathfat. Come watch a crazy person argue politics while swapping sides, topics, and personalities every other sentence!
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Matt Neubauer / bigwhitedickyum / thegodoftransshedick / bignazidick / ilovegayfemboy / imgonnarapewithmybigwhitedick
Weed-addled bipolar pervert with cannibalism, scat, and pedo fantasies, psych ward frequent flyer, racist chaser of black MTFs, aspiring yeti
Anti-Feminist Chan Troll, Open Source Code Developer, Pedo Advocate
YouTube Eccentric and Vampire-Obsessed Conspiracy Theorist
UTTP Admin, Emoji Movie fantard, God complex incarnate.
Schizo, repeat stalker, clout chaser, criminal, failed streamer, creator of the "timecube" of card games, pervert, fish abuser, possibly dangerous psychotic. Wants to lead his own streaming cult but no one knows who tf he is.
Christ-lovin' nomadic schizo who tweets 24/7 about Sticks, Niggers, Public Urination, Rape, and Megatron.
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Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes
LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates
"RAPED BY JESUS", serial harasser, banned from the internet
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Steve Quest / Montagraph / Roy Warren Marshall / "Dale Ellis Bennett" / "Umbrella Man" / "Elite Rule" / "OctoberReignz" / "ImYourGhost"
Elderly schizophrenic troll with decades of history pretending to be a member of intel communities
Geriatric madman blogging his insanity, pestering the public, and stalking a woman. Stephen King killed John Lennon and the U.S. government, Jews, Soviets and everyone else were of course all involved
Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned many times on TV Tropes/Wikipedia/Wikia/etc.
arsonist, confessed to murder, most likely cozy.tv streamer to commit a mass shooting
Schizophrenic Arsonist Who Hates Soda
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Schizophrenic open-source philosophy teacher and angel of God, married to a dead 5-year old Palestinian girl
Farther Left than Lenin, Farther Left than Castro, Farther Left than the Soviet Union
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Richard "The Dick" Coughlan / Richard James Harris / Coughlan666 / Coughlan616 / DickDynasty666
Endless Atheist Drama Fountain with a Penchant for Chimping, Hypocrisy, and Attention Seeking
Mentally Ill Christian Conspiracy Theorist, Ebegger, Self-Loathing Jew
Androgynous Streamer, SJW, Goth Mommy, OnlyFans Creator, Self-Insert Protaganist, Reincarnated Martian Princess, Obsessed with Danish Royalty
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Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / actuallybella1 / AutisticAizen / Blaine Gaven Ross / Jess Ross / Erika Starling
Schizophrenic degenerate who begged for a thread while methy-mouthing all over social media.
Schizo tranny incel, "transmaxxing" cult leader, agp extraordinaire, reiko 2.0
Nutty Pedoshielding "Anti-Pedo" Activist, "Gangstalking" Conspiratard, Shill
Hojuruku's Daddy Dom, Ex-Cab Driver, Pants-shitting Homophobe Sperg, ARRESTED FOR IRL HARASSMENT
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Luke McKee / Luke Ledgerd McKee / hojuruku / VGB-OPSEC / StopBoyLover & his dad Geoff McKee
Engaged to Alan Pardew and Wants to Murder Vitriol; Child Porn Distributor, Neo-Nazi, Conspiratard
A crackhead, gay-opper and his elderly, unemployed partner with a fetish for late books. Together they are losing an unloseable lawsuit to the tune of over $1,000,000!
Insane Suicidal Internet Magician, Spammed /cow/, Banned from Wizchan At Least 12 Times
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Pedo Teacher and Neo-Nazi, Advocate of Child Murder, Secret JewMuslim ANTIFA, A-Logs Null Constantly
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Dominique "Niqua" Chanel Evans / janedoewithafro / Ikes_Belovedjanedoe / Ikesbeloved_janedoe / Ikes_wife / Ikes-one-and-only
Delusional woman who believes she is married to a Fire Emblem character and believes he is real, obsessed with racism and feeling oppressed, thinks the term "fictional character" is a slur
Post now and be given a personalized threat by a 70 IQ pedophile Tanzanian FBI LARPer! Coprophilia and sockpuppets included.
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Sunstorm / TheComicsNixLegacy / Carlos Albuquerque / Leonoeides / Mullerornis / JohnFaa
Insane Idiot with a Victim Complex Who Made a Thread on Himself. Conservative and Proud.
Real-life NPC who rarely talks, makes bizarre posts, and powerlevels an excessive amount
Schizo paranoid goon invents mind control sattelite, travels to Syria to get sick headshots
Jewish Wizard, Weed Dealer, and Neckbeard Community College Graduate
Batshit Crazy girl with unhealthy obsession with Duckman and other cartoon characters, Notorious Suicide Baiter and Sockpuppeteer
would sell his soul for good looks, absolute maniac
Veteran suffering from PTSD, chaplain, activist/prostestor, menace to the neighborhood, enjoys smoking meth, tries to own trolls to hilarious results
Hated by the Truther Community, Produces a Shitton of Videos Daily, Rants about RFID Chips and More
65,000+ YouTube videos and counting...
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TheAlucardFromHell/Alucard Foxyfoof/Imma Game Developer/Fleshpound/Cakecard/Masterson/2RST/Wingfox
Thinks he's the only sentient, Furry hating Furry, thinks all new games are dumbed down
A staple of Downtown Vancouver. Mentally ill tranny complete with extensive criminal history. Once beat a man to death.
Youtube Pick-Up Artist turned Leader of a Psychedelic Death Cult with a Forum
Lawsuit happy Secret Space Program whistleblower and contactee of the Sphere Being Alliance. Now pay $333 dollars for him to talk to you about 'Ascension'
Social commentator, "director of energy", aspiring actor/singer and Theon Greyjoy doppelganger
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Bryan Dunsheng See / Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 / Bryan_See / OP_Phobosgone / Bryan Seecrets
Autistic politsperg obsessed with children's books.
Korean woman gangstalked by the police, microchipped and mind controlled by "P" since 1997, slowly rotting away.
best dancer in the world, public masturbator, Justin Bieber stalker, murdered a woman and diddled a dog
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Derrion Gibson / Monkey With the Mohawk / coachderrion / ballaxyclub / New_Challenge_2439
Schizoid pedophile who claims Elon Musk called him a monkey, Neuralink conspiracy theorist, targeted individual, likes young Asian boys
NO TOUCH TRAUMA BASED MIND CONTROL TORTURE
Abraham Ford Lookalike Woman and Crazy Feminist Harasser with Abuse Fascination
Unmedicated Conspiracy Nut Adult Baby Pedophile Comedian from Oklahoma
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Chukwuemeka Nchekwube / Covertly Drugged / Sid Jackson / James Jackson / Rob Ot / Mec Loc
#1 Martial Artist in the United States with an IQ of 175, Future Jihadi
Oxford Physics PhD gone completely off the rails, targeted individual, a knight in crinkling armour
Intergalactic Policy Wonk, Author, Alien Expert, Man Who looks like the Australian Shitposter Meme
Deranged pedophile who decided to jump onto the QAnon train
Former Teenage Model and Tech CEO Turned Homeless Conspiracy Theorist
#WOKE Soccermom that Warns the World about the Dangers of the Government and Chemtrails
Tulpamancer with over 100 headmates and fictives
Flat-Earth YouTuber who harasses schoolchildren, anti-vaxxer, scammer, sexual abuser, arrested for disorderly conduct
Corrupt Wikia admin who believes that Silent Hill is one big circumcision metaphor, adds autistic bullshit into articles as fact, and chimps when it's reverted
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The Angelic Initiative / Lynn & Jamie McGonagill / Lightworkers Healing Method / Ocala Equine Healing / ForgetfulDeity
Crazy Floridian women talk to trees about the apocalypse and the afterlife
Obnoxious Pants-Shitting Anti-Feminist & GamerGate YouTube Commentator
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Jameel Rawls / Jameel Phillip Carlen Rawls / Jameel is Magic / Burger King vs Gang Stalking
LEGENDARY HERO BEATS THE GANGSTALKING PROGRAM (Sponsored by Burger KIng, Have it your way)
Delusional DC fanboy, pedophile, and cyber-harasser
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Christopher Robert Fowler / Black Tea Recluse / Deinarious / Autismerlin / Caffeine Hermit / Reclusive Tulpa / Deine / Dei / Jikken21 / Mad Malkavian
Obese Schizo with a Pinkie Pie Tulpa, 4chan Spammer, ’, ‘Dark Magician’, Raped By Aliens, Q-ANON, Zoophile, Former Otherkin, Make Autism Great Again
"I did have my 8-9 inch penis out in my home by myself today when I woke" schizo from Fairbank, Iowa
Fashionable Octogenarian, Cult Leader, Bible Burning Super Christian
Ex-Mormon Fukushima conspiracy theorist, anti-nuclear crusader, crazy old man
White people and God are not a thing, Die penis people!
Doom Genius, went super sayin to kill grapevine elites
Unemployed Yorkshireman, fighting a war against flat earthers, trolls, masons and feminists, one ranting video at a time
King Burt of Lala Land and on the Psychotic meds.
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Daniel Scranton / Planet Star Seeders / Arcturian Council / 4-9th Dimensional Collective / Light of Warriors
Mentally Ill Scamming the Mentally Ill, Space Age Super Friends Cult, Contact Aliens through Dolphin Sex Sounds, Interdimensional Time Warp, New Age, from 5G to 5D, Feat. Bashar
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TheImperialCult / James Harbour / HonorableJudgeHolden / torturedbythecia / BloomingDedalus
Delusional Reddit poster who is "a 100% genuine divinely appointed God-Emperor"
Schizophrenic Artist / Singer / Songwriter / Painter / Author / Gangstalking Victim / REPLICANT
"The Truth of the Great Teachings is the devout digestion of dung." Eating shit to destroy ego.
"Fuck the Moderators," Communist Sperg, Chan Troll
"Defendant Apt appeared to be in a stupor and was calling himself Jesus Christ."
Makes strange short videos of being spaced out in the woods.
Histrionic, LGBT, Activist, Escort, Who Likes To Display His Tucked Weiner & Has a Long Rap Sheet
Methhead ex-Teacher with Paranoid Delusions and Hallucinations, Gangstalking Victim
Visited by Interdimensional Star Elves, "Atheists are from the 23rd Century"
Human being, gang-stalking victim, ex-homeless man, and lives on a boat
Conspiracy Theorist "Whistleblower" with a Messiah Complex
I became the Messiah, when I saw Jesus & Believed He is God & NOT The Messiah
Owner of The Universe, the CIA and Great Britain, Kidnapped Professional Scientist and World's Biggest Sunscreen Fan; True and Honest MD Neurochemist
Conspiracy and religion-obsessed schizo, amateur journalist and photographer, friend of Bob McKim
Photographer and schizophrenic victim of worldwide targeting to remove him from society
BANNED Pizzagate Youtuber, DLive Streamer, Former HuffPo Contributor, Prolific Twitter User, Bitcoin Obsessive
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Batshit crazy white supremacist, scammer, and unfit father; admitted to giving his daughter a knife
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Satanic Poet Edgelord, HIV Positive Loon, Numerologist, Stalker of Musician Matthew Koma
conspiracy theorist; drug addict; smeared shit on McDonald's bathroom wall; triggered by Kiwi Farms
Prolific Batshit Christian Conspiratard, Hustler of Counterfeit Merch, Recently Back from the Dead
A cyber archeological foray into insanity
Claims Tom Hanks raped her, went to child spy camp, witnessed Killary eat babies
A pedophilic paranoid schizo who only writes in legalese
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The wacky, retarded misadventures of an Aussie wackjob and a nutty author, absolute clusterfuck
Spams about dragons swimming in San Fransisco Bay, has been doing so since 2004-present.
David Futrelle & Common Filth Radio's Buttbaby. Chronic E-Begger. Taliban Sympathizer.
Crazy Fat Ethel 3: Ethel Goes to YouTube, Crazy Canuck Screaming and Getting High in Her Videos
Gabfag, borderline sovcit, thinks Torba is trolling him, videos himself being tard in court
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Leslie Williams / Higgins Williams / GangstalkerHarrassMe / exposing sandiego/ LionofJudah Israel
Paranoid Homeless Lady uploads gangstalking videos at McDonalds
Because someone decided to concentrate the obnoxiousness of Black Twitter
Ryulong 2.0, Creepy Paranoid Stalker and Anti-Gamergate Loser with Delusions of Grandeur
Owner of Reformation.org, "Historian" w/ Hateboner for MI6, Time Cube Guy is his Senpai
Delusional celebrity stalker who's the incarnation of Jesus Christ, Harry Potter and Neo
White Nationalist, Conspiracy Theorist, & Flat Earther
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Some thread that some faggot tried to delete
An adult brony that has the mindset and rationality of a schizophrenic, and the behavior of a child
like seriously wtf, anti-science religious cultist scared of CWC killing Pmurt
"As I've said for months, science is soccery!"
