😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus / The Scorpion - Divorced Unlovable Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish, running from the long arm of the law

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Shauna I put your name in my shoe. Imma burn your name and bury you in the nearest cemetery while telling everyone while you bragged about giving married men blow jobs in the restroom.

Greek \ Roman goddess of darkness and magical practices.
Yes love. That is who i serve

Greek \ Roman goddess of darkness and magical practices.
How excited are you rn?

Batshit. Cunt. If I made a visit to Illinois you would be terrified I'd find you.

Batshit. Imma find you dirty whore.

Batshit. Imma find you dirty whore.
Batshit. Im hunting you like vermin.

Batshit imma going to ram a hot curling iron into your cunt and make you beg for mercy

Batshit imma going to ram a hot curling iron into your cunt and make you beg for mercy
I won't grant you mercy.
 
She was surprisingly cordial, not to say flirtatious, towards me.
I noticed, Dah-ling Dear Heart Sweetie Pie Chickie Poopookins *eyelash flutter*

ETA: I didn't get a DM deluge either. Unusual behavior from this particular cow.

I remember Jersh also kept pronouncing her name incorrectly.

Dumpster is very much hitting that crone stage of Mz Hecate hard. Woof.
 
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I remember Jersh also kept pronouncing her name incorrectly.
All I remember is that he said something like "she's the woman who makes accounts and spams the forum" - which perfectly describes @Ashley Jankowski. Ash is also more abrasive and less cohesive when sober than Dana is when drunk, which is an achievement in itself.
 
All I remember is that he said something like "she's the woman who makes accounts and spams the forum" - which perfectly describes @Ashley Jankowski. Ash is also more abrasive and less cohesive when sober than Dana is when drunk, which is an achievement in itself.
Doesn't Ashley have a particular obsession with a Farmer, too?

Have to say, kinda impressed she remembered the login details to that account, it's from 2019. Iirc, she has 5 others.
 
Shauna I have burned your name and I will bury you in the nearest cemetery. You are a whore everyone wishes would go away so imma going to do everyone a favor and remove you.

Shauna hecate rejects you.

She big mad 'bout somethin'. Fucking lunatic. Love to see it :story:
Whore. I am burying you in the cemetery. Shauna

Whore. I am burying you in the cemetery. Shauna
Shauna rathbone. Dirty whore who blows married men in bathrooms. Disgusting prostitute, Shauna. I am not going away bitch.

Yes, @Karl der Grosse. I haven't seen him for some time.
Do not acknowledge that whore Shauna rath. Save yourself

Doesn't Ashley have a particular obsession with a Farmer, too?

Have to say, kinda impressed she remembered the login details to that account, it's from 2019. Iirc, she has 5 others.
This whore sucks men off indirty bar bathrooms. Please dont believe anything she says

Shauna confessed to me that she would seduce married men, blow them in bar bathrooms and blackmail them afterwards. That's why she's on kiwifarms now

Hell9 Shauna. I'm guessing you thought I'd bwe dead by now.

Literally Shauna would kneel in front of a disgusting bar men's room and suck gross assholes off and then report to her pimp Andy her rich boyfriend. You stupid kiwifarms mother fuckers thought this was just harmless trolling

You idiots let this disgusting crone influence you.

Oh noez, she got him!

I haven't seen @Toasty in ages either. I hope her health problems aren't causing her problems.
Hello Shauna rathbone

Oh noez, she got him!

I haven't seen @Toasty in ages either. I hope her health problems aren't causing her problems.
You are a fucking coward you smarmy whore

You are a fucking coward you smarmy whore
Whore. That is what you are Shauna. Face me bitch. Wanna fight? I will absolutely face you dumb whore

Oh noez, she got him!

I haven't seen @Toasty in ages either. I hope her health problems aren't causing her problems.
Shauna. I am absolutely coming to Ill Annoy and I am going to hunt you down and beat you. Do you understand this? You are NOT safe. You are in EXTREME danger Batshit

Shauna you should be afraid. You are an old whore even your pimp hates. They hope I end you. Everyone hates you Shauna. If your body is never found no one will cry.

The FBI watches this thread that dumb whore is still posting shit.

Shauna if I hunt you down and end you this thread will he used in my defense and I will probably be found NOT guilty

Rest assured I will only act in self defense. Civil conspiracy is something else.

Shauna rathbone
 
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Do not acknowledge that whore Shauna rath.
It's only polite to respond when someone is talking to me. I do so for you, I do so for Batshit, I do so for pretty much anybody who talks to me in a way that I find appropriate.

I don't think she knows enough about me to hurt me, even if she wanted to. And I don't think she does, she's always very nice to me.
 
It's only polite to respond when someone is talking to me. I do so for you, I do so for Batshit, I do so for pretty much anybody who talks to me in a way that I find appropriate.


I don't think she knows enough about me to hurt me, even if she wanted to. And I don't think she does, she's always very nice to me.
Actually you have been kind. I think you might be a friend. Idk. I hope so.
 
Actually you have been kind. I think you might be a friend. Idk. I hope so.
I try to operate on the same principles I follow offline: it's easy to go from normal conversation to exchanging insults, it's very difficult to return from exchanging insults to a normal conversation.
 
Ah, now I see what inspired her last schitzorant

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Still blind and stupid as.

Otherwise, she spent last week sperging on Stephanie again. Posting old pictures from Fb of the life she ruined & that Stephanie now enjoys. No holiday greetings, cheer, well wishes, nada. Just chewing over the past like a salted piece of leather over & over again.

Just for fun, I went to one of those online tarot card sites & posed the question, "Do I have anything to fear from Dana Marie Cain?" (lol, as if) and this was the answer:

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ETA: Her utube got shitcanned, again. Here's her new one
 
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Just for fun, I went to one of those online tarot card sites & posed the question, "Do I have anything to fear from Dana Marie Cain?" (lol, as if) and this was the answer:

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Too complex for a single card, in my opinion. Is this supposed to be the situation (open conflict), you, Dana? If it's an advice regarding the situation, yes, it's "bravely face the challenge, you have what it takes to conquer it". But it can also be a person - someone brave and passionate, who can also be reckless, even callous.
Easiest "yes or no" reading would be to pick one card between The Mage (yes \ good outcome), The Tower (no \ bad outcome) and Chariot (outcome isn't clear).
 
Passing through to mention that Lulu, Dumpster's dog during her RV Era, has died. RIP Little Girl Doge, you deserved so much better than a bunch of retarded drunks to care for you. It happened quite some time ago & exactly for the reasons I said would....Jesse started breeding her with pitties & she died delivering her first litter.

Add Lulu to the pile of other animals she has abused &/or neglected to death: Spencer's cat she let starve to death instead of paying for flea treatments, the cat she 'accidentally' let out on the highway during one of her infamous state fleeing episodes, the other cat she let out at a truck stop in the middle of the night + nowhere during yet another flight, all the puppies she watched her father smash concrete bricks into their skulls, the mountains of dead kittens in her deceased brother, Ed's, basement, etc. etc. etc.

Current data:

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She apparently called Tami just under 30 times the other night, so their little ticklefest continues.

She's currently feuding with one of her only friends. Somebody on youtube named GLM (God Loves Me) who is remarkably similar to the Homeless in Maryland character, Sssarah. The topic of argument: GLM is a 'male centered female' & our drunken deity hates all men, unless they are rich, ofc.

She's also still being disgustingly sexual regarding her kids.

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Saggy Witch of the Southwest

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Oh, and that abortion hating 'Christian' she fucked over in NY, April Bapst, is dead, too. Good riddance, women like her are as puke inducing as Dumpster.

 
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I must disagree, last time she was here she was surprisingly nice to me and tried to initiate offsite communication with me (I politely declined, of course).

The man hating thing is just her latest shtick in her delusions. We've all seen that the very instant a male even thinks of dreaming of blinking around her she turns total submissive....oh, here let me just clean your house & start cooking for you, did I mention I'm crazy in bed? Also, a very common way to get into the guy's home.

She flings her clothes off on youtube if even mildly prompted & it's quite obvious how she starts acting any time a LEO is within smelling distance. Authoritative daddy figures make her gush, literally & figuratively.

She was quantum entangled with her best friend's fiancé after a polite hug in greeting. She hounded after Niles for years after one weekend of buttsex & blow. A Tinder hookup was her fiancé after 3 weeks. Granted, SuperGarbage had the brains of a rotten potato (& looked like he smelled the same as well), but she was bound & determined to get his mother's wedding ring within 6 months of meeting him.

All the symbolism she attaches to necklaces & keys to show that she's 'owned & protected'.

She even had old Blogspot spergs about how it's her duty to be submissive & she was just the absolute best at it, so fulfilling, etc.

Always a sham with this one. I suppose she needed to come up with some kind of an ego soother as to why decent men avoid her like the plague since she truly is hideous without the filters & lighting effects. Not that she was ever anything more than a Midwest 4 & that was at her 'peak' after gastric bypass & Spencer's Adderall in her 40's.
 
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