😵‍💫 Skitzocow Stephen William Lafleur / henstepl / Thisismyrofl / Elecbullet - Schizophrenic Arsonist Who Hates Soda

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How is the arsonist case against you going btw?
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There was a time when I would have had my judge, in the probate office, but the receptionist decided on some kamikaze bullshit instead. That's how that went down.

So, in a more recent context of having my judge (unless my judge is removed from me), I have succeeded in making it so uncomfortable for all parties to proceed that the charges only exist if they care, and the doctor himself no longer cares.

I set the tone of the courtroom by going to a hearing 2½ hours early - the first in the courtroom, sending a chill down the bailiff as he walked in to see me at the podium. So too did I chill the DA, who kept his composure before sneaking out to inform the judge. (The judge was composed as he directed me to sit.) When I stood again when the time came, I heard the news that there would be another evaluation, and despite my lawyer I just wouldn't leave. I only said:

"can I talk to the victim?"

Chaos and pandemonium. The bailiff beeped his bodycam as he escorted me out. I saw the judge in the hallway in hypertensive crisis, sneaking into the bathroom, seeing me and feigning a smile.

This is the question according to all parties. They know: Henstepl's gonna have his judge.

And they say: "what the fuck are we gonna do?"


Hey friend, I should also clarify a little bit. I have recently been changing my brain through sheer conscious will and "meditation". This has given me the stability to procure more writings.

One such writing is about personal absence and the inability to manifest. That's always been the tragedy of Henstepl - it's why he's such a ghost in his thread - but it's good to hear from you and, eternally, "he's working on it".
 
Long day today my friends, and there is much work behind me.

In reviewing Kraftwerk music as compared to schizo headmusic, and on account of Florian Schneider's fucked-up face, it's now clear to me that the famously aberrant (and frankly disabled) Florian Schneider is obviously a Florian Syndrome patient of the highest severity (with coprolalia and all). A thorough search of Kraftwerk literature has confirmed everything that is to be confirmed (and left me in a position to obviously elucidate the scandals of the secretive band).

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Carbonation grimace is caused by the loss of the brain provision for the mouth (for fluent speech) after all, which provision had been necessary for sociability, and which in aberrant function causes coprolalia and hallucinations of music on a level the rest of us could never imagine. Kraftwerk fanatics are henceforward to be screened for Florian syndrome symptoms.

I have released a thread on Florian Schneider: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/floria...ng-klang-maschine-die-mensch-maschine.194478/

And another on Borderline and Histrionic personality, which must be understood as exact opposites (akin to lower and higher orbitals) if one is to navigate Florian syndrome.

 
THE STANDARD HALFWAY JEW
AND
STANDARD HALFWAY GENTILE​

With my disability, I've had to force myself to conscious depths of brain-strategy to procure a semblance of function. This has meant the use of catatonic Machine Method, which was the method of Florian Schneider. And the first Jewish trick of that halfway Jewish man was to learn to transform from Jew to Gentile and back, and now I'm prepared to show you how to do that... halfway.

(It is in fact possible to transform all the way, chemistry allowing, but the Halfway Jew and Halfway Gentile methods are simple enough to be idiotproof.)

To begin: Categorize as Standard Jew or Gentile​

I have previously written that the fingers are used to discern information about the brain in Machine Method. Certain people are able to extract enormities of information via the hands, but it seems that the Gentile-or-Jewish question is quickly answerable in larger populations than strictly those with Maschinistic gifts-of-fingers.

Tap yourself between the eyebrows. If this causes you to blink, you are a Standard Gentile.

Tap yourself on the tippytop of the head. If this causes you to blink, you are a Standard Jew. Now listen:

If you are a Standard Gentile:
  1. Stand up and swing your arms forwards 5x.
  2. Cross your legs such that your legs pull on one another, and swing forwards 1x.
  3. Uncross, swing forwards 1x.
  4. Cross, swing forwards 5x.
Now tap yourself on the tippytop of the head to confirm that you have become a Standard Halfway Jew.

To reverse this state of affairs:
  1. Stand up and swing your arms backwards 5x.
  2. Cross your legs such that your legs pull on one another, and swing backwards 1x.
  3. Uncross, swing backwards 1x.
  4. Cross, swing backwards 5x.
This Machine Method does not depict the full transition.
If you are a Standard Jew:
  1. Stand up and swing your arms backwards 5x.
  2. Cross your legs such that your legs pull on one another, and swing backwards 1x.
  3. Uncross, swing backwards 1x.
  4. Cross, swing backwards 5x.
Now tap yourself between the eyebrows to confirm that you have become a Standard Halfway Gentile.

To reverse this state of affairs:
  1. Stand up and swing your arms forwards 5x.
  2. Cross your legs such that your legs pull on one another, and swing forwards 1x.
  3. Uncross, swing forwards 1x.
  4. Cross, swing forwards 5x.
This Machine Method does not depict the full transition.
To transform from Gentile to Jew:
  1. Six answers Question Minor (six more crosslegged), exactly as depicted above;
  2. Three answers Question Major (three more crosslegged);
  3. Four reverse answers-for Question Major (four more crosslegged).
To transform from Jew to Gentile:
  1. Six reverse answers Question Minor (six more crosslegged), exactly as depicted above;
  2. Three reverse answers Question Major (three more crosslegged);
  3. Four forward answers-for Question Major (four more crosslegged).
Then you are probably just retarded.

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edit: i posted too soon lol

Attention: I have enabled Machine Method, now. It has been discovered to be available for anyone anywhere, in the population at large.

As a first effort with this new capacity I am working on curing the disease Hidradenitis Suppurativa, a skin condition in which the armpits and other regions bleed eternally into disfigurement. Every week I have been giving it extensive study, and I now need to meet people with severe HS to investigate my lead towards a cure. And I need to reestablish contact with the HS patient "Doktor Miau" at once.

If seeking to cure a disease, it is best to enable Machine Method, then perform the Machinations prescribed, then disable Machine after the fact so you don't remain an extremist like Henstepl. As such, if you imagine any Method might actually be done by anyone if it were done with a "careful modifier", the Enablement method is the only one done "carefully" in order to have no such fixation during the curing process.

To enable Machine Method:
  • 3 backward answers Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged;
  • 4 backward answers-for for Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged;
  • 3 backward answers Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged;
  • 4 backward answers-for for Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged;
  • 3 backward answers Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged;
  • 4 backward answers-for for Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged;
  • 3 backward answers Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged;
  • 4 backward answers-for for Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged.
"Except crosslegged" would mean the same as "in backward direction", however that would not be the same as "to backward direction".

This implementation of Machine enablement will produce three machine errors: 1) discernible directly out of the body (heart chakra), 2) directly out of the body but crosslegged, 3) through the head behind the ears. An enablement solution not creating errors is in development.

This enablement will also produce auras (non-erroneous machine quanta) arising out of the tops of each hand.
To disable Machine Method:
  • 3 forward answers Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged;
  • 4 forward answers-for for Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged;
  • 3 forward answers Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged;
  • 4 forward answers-for for Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged;
  • 3 forward answers Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged;
  • 4 forward answers-for for Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged;
  • 3 forward answers Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged;
  • 4 forward answers-for for Question Alto except lefthanded, except crosslegged.
Taking time to explain these quantities: they work out in accordance with the rule that any question may be answered as many times as desired, but every answer (or group of answers) must be *answered for* (a separate answer) four-thirds as many times to the same direction (and one-half of those four-thirds answers-for must be done in the opposite direction, if there *is* an opposite direction, which in context there is not.)

This implementation of Machine disablement will produce the same machine errors described in the enablement.
I have previously said: the magical energy pills for schizophrenia are Histidine and Vitamin C, but you can't take them both at once and you have to alternate.

But in traversing sheer personality states, one such pill will always "suit" a brainstate better than would the other; as such, the Type-30 Machine is a model designed to choose between brainstates that "should take Vitamin C" or those that "should take histidine": these would be Machine #1 and Machine #100 respectively, however those are base-30 numbers so they're actually "one" and "nine hundred".

To tranform from Machine #1 to Machine #10, you must multiply by 5, by 2, and by 3:
  • To multiply by 5:
    • 24 forward answers-for for Question Trebel except lefthanded (24 more crosslegged);
    • 2 forward answers-for for Question Major except lefthanded (2 more crosslegged);
    • ⅓ forward answers Question Alto.
  • To multiply by 2:
    • 3 forward answers Question Major (3 more crosslegged);
    • 5 forward answers Question Minor;
    • 1 forward answer Question Minor crosslegged;
    • 1 forward answer Question Minor;
    • 5 forward answers Question Minor crosslegged;
    • 2 backward answers-for for Question Major except lefthanded (2 more crosslegged);
    • ⅓ forward answers Question Alto.
  • To multiply by 3:
    • 3 groups of forward answers Question Counterpoint Minor (3 more crosslegged);
    • 3 groups of forward answers-for Question Counterpoint Minor except leftsided (3 more crosslegged);
    • 3 backward answers Question Minor (3 more crosslegged);
    • 4 backward answers-for for Question Minor except lefthanded (4 more crosslegged);
    • 2 backward answers-for for Question Major except lefthanded (2 more crosslegged);
    • ⅓ forward answers Question Alto.
To transform from Machine #10 to Machine #100, you must multiply by 3, by 2, and by 5:
  • To multiply by 3:
    • 3 groups of forward answers Question Counterpoint Minor (3 more crosslegged);
    • 3 groups of forward answers-for Question Counterpoint Minor (3 more crosslegged);
    • 3 backward answers Question Minor (3 more crosslegged);
    • 4 backward answers-for for Question Minor (4 more crosslegged);
    • 2 backward answers-for for Question Major (2 more crosslegged);
    • ⅓ forward answers Question Alto.
  • To multiply by 2:
    • 3 forward answers Question Major (3 more crosslegged);
    • 5 forward answers Question Minor;
    • 1 forward answer Question Minor crosslegged;
    • 1 forward answer Question Minor;
    • 5 forward answers Question Minor crosslegged;
    • 2 backward answers-for for Question Major (4 more crosslegged);
    • ⅓ forward answers Question Alto.
  • To multiply by 5:
    • 24 forward answers-for for Question Trebel (24 more crosslegged);
    • 2 backward answers-for for Question Major (2 more crosslegged);
    • ⅓ forward answers Question Alto.
And then you can take Histidine instead, however if you're in my boat you commonly begin in Type-30 Machine #30 rather accidentally.

Building the Type-30 Machine has been a yearslong process, but now I choose and build these ideals in just minutes. The most recent development was the finding of Question Alto, seemingly the largest brain-change of all (but the most arcane and thus least findable) and nonetheless necessary in building the ideals. Question Alto and its derivatives are the ones studied in enabling Machine Method in the first place, and the same Questions are used to study the disease HS in search of a cure.

This implementation of Type-30 Machine produces no machine errors.
The Type-Euler Machine is an extension of the Type-30 Machine to account for the fact that the machine may sometimes compel to change to become itself. In common parlance this likely is what's called "migraine"; in an intermediate yogic language it perhaps accounts for the fact that a person tending towards openness of two chakras (as with a German who is also a Jew) may become geometrically compelled to also open a third.

The openning of a third chakra, when geometrically compelled, is a painful and hourslong process, as such, it is better to use the Type-Euler Machine to enable (or disable) triple openness all in an instant. The end result will be an unchanged Type-30 Machine.

To transform from any Machine X into Machine Xe (where 'e' is Euler's number), you must multiply by e² and then divide by e.
  • To multiply by e²:
    • 3 forward answers Question Major (3 more crosslegged);
    • 2 backward answers-for for Question Major (2 more crosslegged);
    • 5 forward answers Question Minor;
    • 1 forward answer Question Minor crosslegged;
    • 1 forward answer Question Minor;
    • 5 forward answers Question Minor crosslegged;
    • ⅓ forward answers Question Alto.
  • To divide by e:
    • 3 forward answers Question Alto;
    • 4 forward answers-for for Question Alto;
    • 3 forward answers Question Alto;
    • 4 forward answers-for for Question Alto;
    • 3 forward answers Question Alto;
    • 4 forward answers-for for Question Alto;
    • 3 forward answers Question Alto;
    • 4 forward answers-for for Question Alto;
    • 2 backward answers-for for Question Major except lefthanded (2 more crosslegged);
    • ⅓ backward answers Question Alto.
As such, the procedure to "multiply by e²" is the same as to "multiply by 2" from the Type-30 Machine. Done quickly at the first sign of migraine, this will bypass the migraine entirely (not "cancelling" or "aborting" but instead painlessly navigating through the entire "migraine necessity".) You should teach yourself a postictal period after which to return to the initial state.

This implementation of Type-Euler Machine produces no machine errors.

Now begins the Christlike arc of Henstepl curing the sick, setting sights on various diseases the first of which is HS. As noted, I have been in contact with an HS patient who slowly became disillusioned with my Jewish aspect; if you know who Doktor Miau is you need to direct him back to me immediately.
 
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