😵‍💫 Skitzocow Stephen William Lafleur / henstepl / Thisismyrofl / Elecbullet - Schizophrenic Arsonist Who Hates Soda

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henstepl dijo:
Hello friends, I am sorry to say that the Most Promising Florian I've ever found, just like me with coprolalia and EVERYTHING, has possibly died as his mental crisis unfurled.

He has abruptly vanished from all accounts I can find, after complaining to me about devastating fatigue in an agitated context certainly resembling a call for help in a crisis. He has not returned for several months to any accounts I can find (there have been several usernames and even more accounts).

I am seriously worried that my friend is dead. If anyone knows a master doxxer who might investigate a request on grounds of honest concern, post here or PM me. I've already done some diligence: two Gmails and an Outlook, and the possible initials "T.B."

(@Null, can you replace the SPOILER in the above message with this? Then delete this.)

Stephen Lafleur's test for NMDA hypofunction (for schizophrenia) uses a flashlight and Pop Rocks:

1) Remove all patients with aversion to soda: ensure your patient can sip soda without effort. Patients who already grimace are a confounding case.

2) Cover the patient's tongue with Pop Rocks (carbonation irritates the trigeminal nerve) and shine the flashlight into his closed eyes. Muscle twitching around the mouth (carbonation grimace) proves NMDA hypofunction to exist. The strength of the muscle movement relative to the muscle's full strength does indicate severity.

3) Remove all such patients contingent on posture. Grimacing only when particularly postured is a confounding case. This is ruled out by testing all moderate orientations of the head in a seated, then standing position.

Patients who satisfy the conditions yet who grimace can be supposed to have NMDA hypofunction and schizophrenia.

An equivalent test without lights or carbonation may be described later.
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good luck, buddy, i hope your friend is ok
 
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so did @henstepl beat the court case? Will those darn dirty receptionists be drug away in chains for stone walling our hero from seeing doctor?

Also raising your voice to try to get what you want exudes major Karen energy. It’s just as much a sign you weren’t told no enough as a child as it is of schizophrenia.
 
R00T dijo:
so did @henstepl beat the court case? Will those darn dirty receptionists be drug away in chains for stone walling our hero from seeing doctor?

Also raising your voice to try to get what you want exudes major Karen energy. It’s just as much a sign you weren’t told no enough as a child as it is of schizophrenia.
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It's in continuations. Y'all ever seen a scared-ass judge?

Trombonista dijo:
You know you can't just walk into a doctor's office and expect a doctor to see you immediately, right?
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Well it turns out you can walk into a doctor's office and just burn shit, so, what are you saying, really?

Don't think in terms of "I can" or "I can't" because you don't have what I have going on. The case of Henstepl is like if the Most Suicidal Man tried to surrender his guns to a judge to prevent suicide. Is that codified that the judge can do that? In a few states, yes. But more importantly, is the judge gonna like what happens if he doesn't?

Doctors fell victim to their own nurses and bad psychology, and charged me $1000 for a referral to Spectracare. They'd do the same to the next Jeffrey Dahmer, so, you have a vested interest in remembering I advocate elective police escort to the 9-5 doctor, the appropriate big doctor, for rare men like me, and in dismantlement of situations like yours, so we can more quickly ask the doctor are you gonna like what happens if you don't?

I have advanced myself to a researcher and a research candidate. Research recommends I take vitamins and a barbiturate. I have my barbiturate. It can't feasibly be taken away...

and I have my courtroom, which means that you have nothing.

Say, why am I not being escorted to that doctor right now, anyway?
 
henstepl dijo:
Well it turns out you can walk into a doctor's office and just burn shit, so, what are you saying, really?
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i mean... you can do that. i could do that. do you know what happens when you do that? you go to court and have to stand trial.

guess what happens if you go in and wait for the receptionist to call your name? the doctor sees you. you're arguing for all of this extra nonsense when the reality is you could just get what you want if you follow the rules. for some odd reason you're actually demanding you have less rights since in your scenario you go in under armed guard, the doctor says "this is what's going to happen" and then you're going to what? say "no i've done my research and this is what i need and the doctor's gonna go "Oh wow yeah totally we'll do that."

No. he's going to laugh, and if you begin to even question him, the guards, and because in this scenario you made him "big" the doctor and the guards beat you up, and then you're medicated in a psych ward.

I don't think you're really thinking this through. In your delusions you've come up with some ideal where you go in and you're 100% correct and you won't be wrong. So what if you're wrong?
 
henstepl dijo:
They'd do the same to the next Jeffrey Dahmer, so, you have a vested interest in remembering I advocate elective police escort to the 9-5 doctor, the appropriate big doctor,
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For you.
henstepl dijo:
for rare men like me, and in dismantlement of situations like yours, so we can more quickly ask the doctor are you gonna like what happens if you don't?
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Was getting carbonation grimace part of your plan?
 
Is Henstepl the only *known* user with a thread that doesn't have a "person of interest" tag? Not that I specifically think he really needs one, he's generally pretty chill for skitz-nigga at least when he isn't committing arson, it's just that I only now noticed he doesn't have one for whatever reason and thought it pretty unusual.
 
Hello friends, I'm glad to point out that I'm three years clean as of this week.

Now, there may be some troubling times ahead. In such times, just comfort yourself with some words of wisdom:

The first law of delusion states that any claim at risk of being called delusion will receive no evaluation, if the evaluator-man is in another room.
 
henstepl dijo:
Hello friends, I'm glad to point out that I'm three years clean as of this week.

Now, there may be some troubling times ahead. In such times, just comfort yourself with some words of wisdom:

The first law of delusion states that any claim at risk of being called delusion will receive no evaluation, if the evaluator-man is in another room.
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I prefer these words of wisdom:

"Anyone can become a failure, but it takes hard work to become a piece of shit."-Osomatsu Matsuno
 
henstepl dijo:
Hello friends, I'm glad to point out that I'm three years clean as of this week.

Now, there may be some troubling times ahead. In such times, just comfort yourself with some words of wisdom:

The first law of delusion states that any claim at risk of being called delusion will receive no evaluation, if the evaluator-man is in another room.
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Plz sir we must know, after all the made-important pseudo-pharmaceuticals you speak of; FROM WHAT ARE YOU FINALLY CLEAN?
 
The Empire Never Ended dijo:
Plz sir we must know, after all the made-important pseudo-pharmaceuticals you speak of; FROM WHAT ARE YOU FINALLY CLEAN?
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Well, it was gonna be "clean from arson", but I'd had a legal concern for a moment and it ended up fizzling. So: Still Uncontested!

I have a history of using Ambien to tolerate the afternoon crash, but after substantial meditation I have found a conscious way through the crash. So while I haven't used Ambien for weeks, I couldn't have imagined that this time a year ago, and I strongly recommend Ambien for Florians first experiencing difficulty.

A question: Everybody that remembered Elijah McClain said he was odd, and he swung his arms retardedly like me. Was he also known for talking to himself? Could he have had Florian syndrome?
 
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