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😵💫 SkitzocowCarcell Davont Gillard / Tinashewon / Carcell_as_spiderman - CEO and inventor of the worlds first America Shaped Cruise Ship (The NASS). Make-a-wish ah kid that thinks he's Spider-Man. He drew his dream baby momma and she look just like Tinashe.
Carcell Davont Gillard is a 31 year old virgin living with his mom and other extended family members in Phoenix, Arizona. He spends his days online obsessing over international pop R&B sensation, Tinashe, as well as pitching his prototype for The National America Shaped Cruise Ship. He also thinks he's Spider-Man. Everything he does in his daily life revolves around these three things.
I. The National America Shaped Cruise Ship (NASS)
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The National America Shaped Cruise Ship™ doesn't actually exist yet. Only prototypes and dreams are all that Carcell has actually done -- but that doesn't stop him from bragging about how he going to be the next multi-millionare due to this invention.
Everyday he pitches this idea while running up his mother's water bill with the constantly overflowing kiddie pool he uses for the ship prototypes.
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248 dead, 43 injured
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Recently he has taken to the streets, asking his fellow Americans to support his endeavors.
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our King Captain Carcell giving clothes to the less fortunate
He even went as far as to test his prototype in the actual ocean.
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He has even patented his design for the ship (which is actually for a RC boat version of the ship) -- as well as an American Shaped Video Game System™
II. Tinashe
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Starla Tinashe is a multi-platinum R&B singer, songwriter, and dancer. She is best known for her super hit song "Nasty," released in 2024.
Although it is quite obvious, it must be stated that Tinashe and Carcell are not together -- despite what Carcell may claim.
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He loves her because she looks just like Starla, a character made for his self insert Spider-Man comic. Tinashe Starla is also his "dream baby mama."
Carcell's Lovequest for Tinashe has been happening for years now, long even before the NASS. In fact, he has stated multiple times that Tinashe was actually the inspiration for the NASS -- He often envisions that him and Tinashe will sail away into the sunset on the NASS and they will live happily ever after.
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His obsession is one of biblical proportions. He has stated multiple times that he doesn't want anyone else but her, and will wait as long as possible for her, even going as far as to state that he would wait his whole life.
The Great Noticing of 2026
In early February of 2026, Carcell's NASS videos blew up in the Instagram algorithm. This lead people to his account -- and mainly his obsessive stories posts about Tinashe saved in his highlights, where he would make a video every single day about her.
In a surprising turn of events, Tinashe actually ended up viewing these highlights. Almost all of them. This had Carcell absolutely overjoyed, where he bragged for DAYS about how Tinashe senpai had finally noticed him.
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Shortly after this -- in a now deleted Coachella post Tinashe made, many people flooded the comment section asking about Carcell. Hundreds of comments asking if she knew about him, how she felt about it, and if she would, "let him hit." -- prompting this response from Tinashe herself:
At first many people speculated that her or her PR team were collecting these stories to save them in order to lawyer up later on, but as of May 2026 -- nothing has come from this. She has since deleted anything with comments relating to Carcell.
Of course with this newfound attention on Carcell, he had a wider troll audience -- whom of which would either encourage his delusions, threaten him, or just straight up doxx him:
However, this would not deter our great Captain-- for his haters be his main motivators. This would only strengthen his and Tinashe's relationship.
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III) Carcell as Spider-Man
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A genuine make a wish ah kid, Carcell genuinely believes he is Spider-Man from another multiverse, where both the NASS and Starla are real. He has been holding on to this idea since he was 8 years old, and he's made a lot of media that represents that.
Although it is clear that Carcell is Spider-Man, it is entirely unclear where Starla ends and Tinashe begins in his mind.
Whoever she may be, one thing is certain... He will impregnate her. She gon' be his dream baby mama forever.
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A man of many creative talents, Carcell is also very well known for his literature as well. From his iPhone notes app to an actual book on Amazon
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Etc, etc....
!!! SEKTUR CROSSOVER !!! !!! SEKTUR CROSSOVER !!!
If you're interested and would like to support all of these amazing endeavors... DONATE TO THENASSNOW !!
GoFundMe || Archive C'mon guys, he only needs 25267 more dollars !!
Make sure to archive all of the links you posted.
Man its must suck to be a black aspie. Reminds me of that other ND black guy who was posting about how much he loved police women or whatever.
MY FELLOW PATRIOTS! Join the celebration of Carcell's induction to the humble Schizocow category here on the farms! CONGRATULATIONS CARCELL !!!
Let's see what are our humble Captain has been up to this past week:
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NASS UPDATES:
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The pool ocean simulator area stays working overtime les go
However, like a moth to flame -- Carcell has discovered the wonders of generative AI, and has been on a kick recently.
Needless to say, the fans are a bit disappointed.
Like many others, I for one, prefer human made NASS Slop.
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Also just a quick reminder to make sure YOU get his hot new book titled "Carcell's Amazing Fantasy," available on Amazon NOW !!!
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(Wait can someone loan me $100 real quick pls !!??! )
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and the pool is working overtime.
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