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Light-Blue Yoshi dijo:
Are his games available anywhere? It looks like he sells them on his website
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Ultra Bianca Rescue GitHub repository possibly.
jakkufurosuto dijo:
in the agent.json file, there seems to be some info I don't think he completely intended to be public. maybe someone can look into the username vegamatt334 and specially that secondaryKey.
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This isn't too surprising. For a while he had a screenshot up on his website that contained a username and password for an IQ test website. One of the things I love about him is how he talks so much about privacy and security, but does this insanely retarded shit.
 
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Rosalina has to have some kind of memetic effect on exceptional individuals.
Like, just off the top of my head there were also MarioTehPlumber and lesser known cow DogsEatingDogs6/Asther of Aether who are fixated on her.
 
I've been invited to this thread because I like Rosalina. This guy is definitely strange. At least he doesn't seem to be a pedo. Rosalina is quiet, and mature. That's probably why so many people waifu her (if not because of her blonde hair).
 
Terry did not die, he simply sent a shard of himself into the world. I'd like to think in that one video where he's on the sidewalk jabbering and then stops and says "hey nigger" to that one black guy, like Chris Chan and Ralph the Davis Messiah Spirit leapt bodies and split, then as that guy met friends and family it was hopping along searching, looking for a viable host until it found this kid.

To outsmart the glow in the dark CIA niggers, you must become them.
 
TrueRosalina dijo:
I've been invited to this thread because I like Rosalina. This guy is definitely strange. At least he doesn't seem to be a pedo. Rosalina is quiet, and mature. That's probably why so many people waifu her (if not because of her blonde hair).
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im not good at psychoanalyzing but I could see her being portrayed as motherly as some kind of appealing and maybe comforting thing to him, specially given the 🧩
in general he attaches a lot to women who react to him positively or even who display what he sees as strong positive qualities (those Google employees). this can be just healthy admiration or in his case, a total obsession displayed in all sorts of esoteric ways like his videos
 

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Archive of his schitzo Urban Dictionary words. Basically the same schpiel that he puts everywhere.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Mattolina LLC
https://archive.is/iqi4n

Mattolina Operating System​


Mattolina Operating System is an Operating System based on Slax OS & Debian Distro on Linux. Which was develop by Matthew William Vega. This operating system was built by an 4th generation Intel processor that uses the x86 and 64 bit architecture. This 64 Bit Operating system runs on a USB Drive Only no Virtual Machine due to DRM on that Operating System to boot only through a USB which makes it harder to pirate. It would state a checksum error if you run it in a virtual machine. This was launch in Aug 14 2021 updated to the newest firmware.

Development & History of Mattolina Operating System & Mattolina LLC

It started in 2019 development of a Operating System at the time Developers at Mattolina LLC was at Rising Ground Due mental crash. However he would develop an Operating System, "that I'm sure people would enjoy" Matthew William Vega Stated. Project Bianca was in Development which then next project. Which was the project code named changed to Project Mattolina due to already having a successful Artificial Intelligence named Bianca which runs Mattolina Development Center HQ or Mattolina LLC founded in 2019 by Matthew William Vega known as self nicknamed Matto Vegason. He believe in the open source nature of Mattolina LLC to boost the open source market share especially when it comes to Linux which in his opinion must people should use but that's not reality though.
“I install Mattolina OS today using Arch Linux”

“ I’m literally beta testing Mattolina OS”

.”I been loving Mattolina Operating System”
by Mattolina LLC September 10, 2023


Mattnoply​


A board game made by Matthew William Vega from Mattolina LLC based on his life and a song album release 2022 by Dr.Energizer(6) where he went to RUMC or Richmond University Medical Center for crying at his parents for no reason and was traumatize by RUMC. It also mean a open source utopia monopoly where anyone can support and write code for Mattolina LLC products and services. Where his trauma of dealing with going to RUMC and hardships causes to make a company called Mattolina LLC and take back control of life. To prove people to world that he would become success.
"Today I release Mattnoply board game." I would take over and become a Mattnoply." I would not go to RUMC and become a Mattnoply."
by Mattolina LLC July 21, 2022
 
I haven't seen a new lolcow like this - especially one that self-documents - in quite awhile. For whatever reason, I find the Chase obsession especially funny.

I'd love to see some third party encounters with him, just to see how he interacts with other people IRL.
 
He should have picked a better name for his OS instead of just taking his own name and derisively coping suffix from MacOS Catalina. Also all the thirsty gaijin stuff he puts in his OS is a poor choice. It's software why would anyone want pictures of Japanese school girls in it, unless you are Alex Mahan? It looks like he might use OpenSUSE Distribution Creator or something like that for his OS. It's a website that let's you make a Linux ISO file with customised software you pick-out or upload. It's sad he doesn't use his own OS as his daily driver and instead uses Arch. The Jailbroken DSes looks cool, but does his OS have a built-in emulator and drivers for loading software to the DS? A lot of free software and opensource stuff is like 90% completed and all you need to do is change the name and the branding and you can pass off someone else's work as your own. He must not have very much programming skill to only be copying other finished projects.

I can tell he uses ChatGPT for what he uploads to GitHub too. Look at this: https://github.com/Mattolina/Bash-Video-Games-for-Linux-Server/blob/main/Inflation Calculator
Bash: 
#!/bin/bash

# Function to calculate inflation-adjusted value
function calculate_inflation() {
  # Get the initial value, inflation rate, and number of years
  read -p "Enter the initial value: " initial_value
  read -p "Enter the inflation rate (as a percentage): " inflation_rate
  read -p "Enter the number of years: " num_years

  # Convert inflation rate to a decimal
  inflation_rate_decimal=$(echo "scale=2; $inflation_rate / 100" | bc)

  # Calculate the inflation-adjusted value
  inflation_adjusted_value=$(echo "scale=2; $initial_value * (1 + $inflation_rate_decimal)^$num_years" | bc)

  # Print the result
  echo "The inflation-adjusted value after $num_years is: $inflation_adjusted_value"
}

# Call the function
calculate_inflation
Why would anyone comment every line of a program and is such an obvious and non-descript way? It looks like the comments are so generic that an AI could have written them and they could apply to almost any line of code.

In the videos he talks like a quarter speed too fast; must be a manic thing.

He used a Wix sub domain for his website. That is so dumb. Anyone can get a VPS and domain name. Even students can afford that stuff. It's just lazy. I guess his mania doesn't actually help him learn tech more fast. I've had other expriances where niggers have written websites and they seemingly all do very poor lazy jobs; CSS messed up ... HTML tags incosistant, like it was hand coded but it looked like it was a dynamically generated page. The list goes on. All of his HTML projects in Github seem to hand coded HTML and look completely crazy. It's strange that all the images he embeds are hosted outside the Git repository. I first thought that he was just hosting static sites though Github Pages, like Nikola or Jekyll, but it's just some HTML files. There is nothing stopping him from storing the images in the same repository as the HTML. I don't know why he wants the images to be downloaded from other servers separately. It's just strange because all the other servers are not his, so the images could deleted and the content in the webpage lost.

A Git repo full of ZIP files His Github is a treasure trove of schitzo manic autism.

I get a lot of Bob's Game vibes from this guy. They both are very manic.
 
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What a gem, it's great to find a straightforward lolcow who's just funny because he constantly outputs silly/stupid nonsense, instead of being tied to culture wars or some sort of heinous crime.

Here's to hoping he gets a cow crossover with one of the other Rosalina-obsessed weirdos one day, like that Paper Mario PNGtuber who makes videos yelling at children over mario plushie drama and also sings about how he wants to fuck Rosalina.
Sneak 'n' Snore dijo:
[...]and lesser known cow DogsEatingDogs6/Asther of Aether
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my nigga
 
Unfortunately the Bob's Game guy was a relatively competent programmer whereas this guy doesn't seem to know anything. Sucks because I love schizo software
 

WHY I USE DON'T USE COMPUTERS WITH MONEY ONLY USE COMPUTERS FOR FUN$$​

Youtube (archive)
Published on 2024-10-03
Just tired of Agents Smith Attacking me.😁😁😁😁

Livestream where Matt talks about most of his usual schizo shit. There are some notable things mentioned however:
  • Claims when he was scammed in 2022 it was the chase bank check fraud scam. Says it happened because he talked to a random guy on the street.
  • He does not actually know the name of the Chase bank employee that he refers to as "Jessica"
  • "Most programmers aren't my race." goes on about how niggers need to program more and own businesses.
  • Computers should only be used for fun. Chat GPT specifically should only be used for fun.
  • There's a lot of weird schizo babble about birds and computers and how birds will always be birds? His point was not made clear to me.
  • He then starts talking about a homeless woman he loves talking to, and about how she's so much better than his mother.
  • Matt is live streaming instead of making videos because the storage on his phone is full.
I've come to accept that I will never truly know what happened with chase bank to Matt in 2022. This story feels like it conflicts with the claims that some guru stole his money made in previous videos. Also, do we really need more programmers of color?

JUST TOOK MY CHASE BANK GIRLFRIEND Dr.Energizer(6)​

Youtube (archive)
Published on 2024-10-03

Youtube short reacting to a clip from Mutahar. Shouting about scammers.
Not sure why this one has "Dr.Energizer(6)" in the title.

I BOUGHT THE TECH COMPANY FOR ZILLION DOLLARS IT'S CALLED MATTOLINA LLC🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍😍 #capitalisnt #money​

Youtube (archive)
Published on 2024-10-07

Youtube short reacting to a clip from Mental Outlaw. The clip is talking about Google being a monopoly, Matt says MattolinaLLC can monetize search as effectively as google. He proceeds to refer to Mattolina LLC as an energy company?
 
New stream-of-consciousness video (archive) about the problem with how society tackles mental health, or something.
  • So you got the patient, and, like, the ambulance, and the uhh, not the police, the ambulance...
  • It's not about racism, if you think it's about racism, then go ahead and click off the video! (unprompted)
  • Patients don't know how to behave properly around doctors. Not because they're mentally ill, though. They can't control it. But they should try to control themselves anywa- no nevermind they still can't.
  • Just don't break rules and do what the doctor says and don't harass the nurses (but writing fapfiction about them fucking you in the bathroom and giving you free stuff later is still okay, I presume.)
  • Don't be on that good-good! (drugs?)
  • General stuff about knowing your rights as a patient or whatever
  • If you act like a fool they're going to throw you in with the other schizos, but if you act like Casper the Friendly Ghost then they'll put you with angels. If you collab with them you get free money. (he's clearly not being literal, but it's more fun to pretend he is because this video is kind of boring otherwise)
  • The doctors have crap training. If you're mentally ill it's hard to defeat them. (Psst, gamer tip, you're supposed to use an apple to debuff them next time)
  • "But back to what I was saying though, yeah it's- [video ends]"
Pretty uninteresting overall, though that ending got me. The real information here is that the video is location-tagged as Richmond University Medical Center, which recontextualizes this as being a rant about his current situation... but he also tagged his last one as JP Morgan Chase Headquarters, which definitely isn't his actual location, so who knows, really. One thing I did notice is that he's sitting directly under a sign for the entire duration of the video, and the letters I can make out are Ph[o/a][r/i], so likely a pharmacy of some sort. Whether there's such a sign around the Medical Center requires further analysis that I really don't feel like doing.
 
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PositiveMonk dijo:

WHY I USE DON'T USE COMPUTERS WITH MONEY ONLY USE COMPUTERS FOR FUN$$​

Youtube (archive)
Published on 2024-10-03
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So Chase bank needs to hire black programmers because they would have added a limit to the number of transactions you can do, so the infinite money glitch wouldn't have gone on for so long and he wouldn't have order so much McDonalds, then go to the bank when they fixed it, and then get arrested because he chipped out at the bankers thinking his transactions were serious, when proud negro programmer would have never made that mistake, so that's why we need more black owned businesses.

So the moral of the story is that niggers expect other people to lack self control just like they do.

You can have all the Zoe Quinns you want Matt, no body is going to fight you for them.

 
Punished Magician dijo:
Don't be on that good-good! (drugs?)
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I've been assuming he specifically means weed whenever he says "good-good" based on the context. Recently he often accuses family members of "being on that good-good", "on that medicine".
Punished Magician dijo:
The real information here is that the video is location-tagged as Richmond University Medical Center
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A video last month was tagged at Blackrock, I think he just tags locations based on what he's thinking about. Could be wrong though, his mention of HIPAA and wanting to sue a doctor/medical center could be due to a recent incident. His 'understanding' of HIPAA is kind of funny.
They should not be looking at your medical records without permission. And you are the only one party who can look at it. And you should be able to access it to know what your diagnosis is. Basically I'mma sue. So I'mma get some money soon.
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HIPAA, look it up HIPAA. They can't look at medical records. Anything that's sensitive? They can't view it. Even doctors.
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Who needs a job when you can just sue people and get money for being black?
 
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