😵‍💫 Skitzocow Kenda Newton/ Kenda Lasers

Kenda update. She still has Midnyte, a tree branch fell in a storm and damaged her house. Her and Grams helped out homeless Mike and Robin is back.

Reggie Llight 92/50A tree branch came down in a storm and damaged her house. She's filming the damage. Her power is out.
Reggie Llight 93/50Walking around outside. Said she was talking to homeless Mike and told him she was out getting some food. He said he used to do that and now she's feels bad and thinks she should share her food with him.
Reggie Llight 94/50Her neighbour Miguel is helping to clear some of the branches from her yard. She talked to Grams about homeless Mike so Grams is going through her pantry for food to bring to him.
Reggie Llight 95/50 Talking to Robin. She asks him about work and he starts bitching about a guy called Josh at work and a woman called Barbie. He's going to sue them for harassing him . HE talks about a person named Quinn he works with who is of undetermined gender. They are going to role play Laurence of Arabia later.
Reggie Llight 96/50 Robin has annoyed her. She can't take selfies. Robin let her use his face razor to shave her pubes and she dropped it in the toilet accidntally. He won't let her have pizza. She has a tantrum because she's hungry. She tells him to finish shaving her pubes. She makes fun of his home made hair band.
Reggie Llight 97/50 She's back home. Filming Midnyte cleaning himself.
Reggie Llight 99/2-50 Not sure if Adam and Robin are the same person or if this is another guy she's seeing. She met his room mates. They all went out and left her. Her goals for tomorrow are to get $20 and her food card from Grams.
 
Kenda update:

Reggie Llight 100/250/50 Filming her oven. In the future women will be able to give birth to two babies at once. Not from the same uterus, from two different ones like a cow has four stomachs and that's why she can still eat beef because she's not eating a baby from the future. wtf did I just type?

98/50Filming her stove and yelling I already fucked your boyfriend.
Reggie Llight 236/250 Filming Starlight and singing a song she made up which goes they don't even speak with a one forked tongue ...

Reggie Llight 235/50 Continued from previous video. Their mother's are to blame because they can't even speak with a one forked tongue. Sahe says it's fucking pathetic to be only able to say what you mean and mean what you say.

Reggie Llight 238/250 Filming her legs and says everybody ride your bike for 2 hours. The game is a cheater.

Reggie Llight 237/50 Filming Starlight and Midnyte playing. It's adorable.

Reggie Llight 104/50 Singing one time for the bathroom grips.

Reggie Llight 101/50 She went for a walk to take some pictures and ended up meeting a friend and going for a 5 mile run all around the city.

Reggie Llight 102/50 Filming the damaged part of her fence and talking about why a board with a nail in it is such a good weapon. Talks about weapons for a bit. Tells a helicopter to stop stalking her and then wanders around Miguel's garden. Snoops around Miguel's trash.

Reggie Llight 103/50 In her garden in lingerie not taking tasteful nudes for the postman. She was doing some magic with the trash can while she was waiting on her boyfriend. Goes inside and films the cats, then films her cigarette box and says she doesn't smoke but the K is important. Follow that bird.

Reggie Llight 750/250.50 Says the neighbours told her Robin has been talking shit about the guy with the backpack so she had to drop a tree to make sure Chuck and Robin don't come over anymore. Says the guy with the backpack is always welcome because best oral sex ever.

Reggie Llight 111/250 Filming the dials and counting.

Reggie Llight 112/250Filming Midnyte says Neighbour Dan, if you need her to have sex with the guy in the green shirt so that Dancan sell his car, she will be a good neighbour and do it.

Reggie Llight 105/250 Filming her broom on the floor. Says can you hear me scream in the upside down world, no one can hear you scream in the upside down world. The broom is her barrier for something. Then she says a whole load of probably magic stuff.

Reggie Llight 106/250 Filming Starlight and Midnyte playing.
 
Kenda update, there's more than usual schitzo videos in these ones:
Reggie Llight 106/250 Filming Midnyte and Starlight playing.
Reggie Llight 107/250Says she's looking skanky right now. Talks about a guy she met at Family Dollar. He has two pitbulls and is looking for a mommy. She's still seeing someone but is interested.
Reggie Llight 108/50 She got books from the book swap. She hasn't heard from Robin (?) in two days so she's assuming they are broken up. She doesn't know where he is or if he's in jail or something. She hurt her leg pretending to be a lifeguard and it shouldn't even have been her place to try and save the children. She was trying to be a volunteer librarian also. A proper boyfriend would apologise for not being the lifeguard and promise that in future at his family affairs if a similar thing happened he would be the lifeguard first. KEep your men pussy whipped.
Reggie Llight 110/50 Films Starlight giving Midnyte a bath and films Snowflake and calls her pretty.
Reggie Llight 236.2/250 Filming her microwave. Points out that the button and face plate is different. What does that mean? She doesn't know.
Reggie Llight 136/250Continued from previous video. She's still pointing out flaws in her microwave. She says you can return it to the store and give fake information and disable the voice activation to make it safe. The plastic dials are what matters. She starts laughing and says 'we've been here a few times before haven't we girls' and ends the video.
Reggie Llight 109/50 Showing off her hairy legs. Says she would never trust a man with an unshaven face because he could be hiding pock marks or anything. She's covered in flea bites from when Midnyte brought fleas into the house. No one wants to have sex with a man who has a beard. Women who don't shave their bikini area are doing that because they hate men. November Rain. Says her cousin was a door man for Billy Corban, Ally McBeal and Dolores O'Riordan. Every time you see an unshaven bikini line think of Kenda and consider it charity.
Reggie Llight 135/250 She's running a bath and says Lilly if you find this video I dn't know what to tell you but this next song will explain it all.
Reggie Llight 138/250 Filming Midnyte and Starlight playing.
Reggie Llight 137/250 Midnyte being a guard cat.
Reggie Llight 253/250 Talking like she's having a conversation with someone. Filming a toy stop sign, says you got my message so I'm going to throw this over the fence. I dunno who she's meant to be talking to or what this is about.
Reggie Light 251/255 She's about to put out garbage. This video is addressed to Adam and she's holding up his glove and talking about when she took it from him to commit a crime with it.
Reggie Light 252/250 Says she's an addict and she can show empathy. The game theory book from Barnes and Noble was wrong. She reads some stuff and uses some in spells. Kenda and Kiera (K2) are Kiki together. Instead of saying we. She is officially internationally classified as being addicted to intensity.
Reggie Llight 260/250 She is talking about asbestos and doing magic to get rid of the asbestos I think. She's organising stuff she has to read and put out to the garbage for her spells. She's also going to wrap her body up in seran wrap and take some tasteful nudes and send them to someone. Being normal is the lack of courage to be yourself no matter the audience. Her response to this is courage is not bravery. When you're brave it doesn't occur to you that you are lacking something. The example she uses is driving stick for the first time in 4 inch heels. I don't know what she's talking about after this, Gone Girl.
 
Kenda update: She has a new man and she got to see her kids.

Reggie Llight 267 Talking about making homemade popsicles.
Reggie Llight 266 She says she used to run a surf shop so K2 will be okay. Something about a certain type of truck she doesn’t like to see then she names a load of people and she’s telling someone to get out of her state. Citadel is Islamic and Westpoint isn’t needed, we don’t have the defence budget for you.
Reggie Llight 271 She brought Snowflake and Midnyte to the vet to get their shots, their nails clipped and get fixed. She has to pick them up later. She has an orthopedics appointment to get new support sneakers. Talks about her new man.
Reggie Llight 264/250 She went to Polka fest. It is all old people out on lawn chairs and usually she would enjoy it and take pictures but didn’t enjoy it today. Wants to have a shower but doesn’t have anything to dry off with. Demonstrates how to do polka steps. Says her and Randy used to waltz and polka and make sushi together.
Reggie Llight 264 She is telling someone Polish phrases to tell Amber.
Reggie Llight 268/250 She was out earlier and thinks everyone is probably annoyed with her. Says she was going to walk someone home and they were going to give her cigarettes she had left there but she got caught up with her witty banter. People were trying to hook up but she was clueless about it and people were getting annoyed that she was clueless about the hook up situation. She’s going to the Polish festival tomorrow.
Reggie Llight 270/50 She’s outside. Says she has a new friend who is called Face and he is going to steal Freckles’ scooter because Freckles got so mad at someone who did that the other night that they decided they wanted to do it too.
Reggie Llight 270/250 She’s vaping cbd and talking to a man out of shot about what is in the vape.
Reggie Llight 271/50 She’s talking about an article she posted about making your own cleansers. She says the article also explains what to do with old credit cards and gift cards, they make great scrapers for grout. She cleaned the grout behind her faucet. Pro tip from Kenda.
Reggie Llight 272/250 Life hack on how to blend in with people who are into reggae music.
u//u//u Pointing at the holes in the cat carrier and she does an iambic pentameter poem.
Reggie Llight 276/250 Singing first grade baby in the style of under pressure.
Reggie Llight 278/250 Filming a page torn from a book. She doesn’t wait for Doctors or Nurses in the waiting room. They need to understand that if they’re not ready for her they've lost her business.
Reggie Llight 277/250 Filming Starlight and talking about how K2 used to take control of the shopping cart and bash it into people she didn’t like. Kenda thought it was funny.
Reggie Llight 279/250 Changing the clock on her oven.
Reggie Llight 280/250 Filming the cats. Midnyte is asleep and Snowflake is licking his ass.
Reggie Llight 282/250 She gave Grams her ATM card to mind and she has extra rum for tonight. She’s filming her sandwich and bottles of rum. The gas station is closed early and she thinks she shouldn’t be roaming the streets tonight. She wants to finish her book and is hoping no one shows up with anything that might prevent her from waking up early so she can get to the hotel tomorrow to see K2.
Reggie Llight 281/250 She’s looking at a plug and is in love with the third prong on it. Talks about a different type of plug. The second plug’s third prong is pretty cool but not like the first one.
Reggie Llight 501/50 K Caster is filming Kenda in the playground.
These ones are Caster in the playground:
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