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It just occurred to me that when Russell fills out a job application, there are questions like:

Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

If Yes, EXPLAAAAAAAIN:
I'm a little surprised he passed the background check for DoorDash, UberEats, etc.

If I had a young daughter, I wouldn't want these companies sending convicted stalkers to her door.
 
They do little to no background checks. They only make sure you have a pulse and aren't a serial killer.

and that was only after they were forced to check for serial killers after they hired that one guy that waited for the lady to open her door to get the food then raped and murdered her for which they got sued.
 
They do little to no background checks. They only make sure you have a pulse and aren't a serial killer.
Well, he definitely satisfies at least one of those criteria. As for the pulse thing...I mean Russell does have a pulse, right? He has to.

Right?

I dunno just the way he acts. The shit he does and says. The way he "thinks". The fact that every picture/video I've seen of him he comes off as a skinny-fat high school freshman late bloomer that's (still) stuck at the tail end of puberty. Russell's like something out of Backrooms, a ~90% accurate recreation of a human.

Sometimes I think there's a little creature inside him his head controlling his actions with knobs and levers.
 
a ~90% accurate recreation of a human.

Talk about being generous. If he isn't human, I'd say that whoever made him understands humans as well as Rusty understand the law. Only in vagaries and the abstract, a cargo-cult understanding of the concept. The pieces are present, but they have no idea how any of it is actually supposed to function properly.
 
So with Greer V Moon being punted to the 10th circuit again, everything since the last time it was in the 10th circuit gets ignored. So we might see a Motion To Redo The Thing That Has Been Undone.

More like "A Motion To Undo The Thing That Was Done" but more accurately, "A Motion To Undo The Thing That Was Done Because Now, Based On SCoTUS Decisions, It Can Be Definitively Said That The Thing That Was Done Is Completely Retarded"

Their ruling was always a pants-on-head level of retarded. It's just that with the 2 SCoTUS decisions now it can be shown that in light of the findings of a higher, and definitive legal authority, it can't possibly be said that it is not retarded at this junction as it is fundamentally incompatible with the findings made by the SCoTUS. The fun part is they don't actually have to agree at this point. They can deny it since a recall of the mandate is such an extraordinary (and "unusual") remedy and there are alternative remedies available that are less extraordinary and unusual. However, Hardin is right to try and take a bite of this apple, because it just might work. But, even if it doesn't, there is still plenty of runway left.
 
One of the most endearing Russisms is his warped idea of fairness. He compares apples and oranges to draw some sort of perceived double standard to justify whatever he's doing. It's whataboutism in its actual sense, not just leftists saying you can't call them hypocrites because when they did it was 10 minutes ago and that was different (though Russell does plenty of that too)

Examples include him putting in his viatron lolsuit that other employees took fridays off while he was told they'd have a hard time accommodating his class schedule, or that if Aaron can troon out at work it makes total sense for him to talk about brothels at work.

Or in his most recent eviction proceedings when the landlord accused him of being unemployed, he replied, "Actually, MICHAEL doesn't have any other job than renting out his own home!" as if that makes Michael look bad when he isn't the one behind on rent and if anything, rent being his only income weighs in his favor for why a nonpaying tenant should be evicted!
 
So with Greer V Moon being punted to the 10th circuit again, everything since the last time it was in the 10th circuit gets ignored. So we might see a Motion To Redo The Thing That Has Been Undone.
Objectively, since the 10th sent it back down has anything actually happened that procedurally progressed the case in any meaningful way? 3 years later we haven't even made it to discovery
 
Objectively, since the 10th sent it back down has anything actually happened that procedurally progressed the case in any meaningful way? 3 years later we haven't even made it to discovery
I would at least assume they would go over everything that happened to try to find a reason to moot it only to wonder what the fuck is going on. Could they demand that bowtie and his sidekick rule on all pending motions within a week?
 
I would at least assume they would go over everything that happened to try to find a reason to moot it only to wonder what the fuck is going on. Could they demand that bowtie and his sidekick rule on all pending motions within a week?
Can the 10th do a writ of mandamus sua sponte?
 
I would at least assume they would go over everything that happened to try to find a reason to moot it only to wonder what the fuck is going on. Could they demand that bowtie and his sidekick rule on all pending motions within a week?
Something worth considering is that courts especially the higher up you go do not have a lot of time to carefully consider cases. There are just so many things constantly pulling on the circuit courts demanding attention.

They will absolutely do as little as possible in trying to understand a case before they rule on it.


Also its kind of funny that we are having a legal discussion about Greer v Moon in Russel's thread and the Greer v Moon thread has devolved into endless amounts of sperging about mormons.
 
Something worth considering is that courts especially the higher up you go do not have a lot of time to carefully consider cases. There are just so many things constantly pulling on the circuit courts demanding attention.

They will absolutely do as little as possible in trying to understand a case before they rule on it.


Also its kind of funny that we are having a legal discussion about Greer v Moon in Russel's thread and the Greer v Moon thread has devolved into endless amounts of sperging about mormons.
Well if the mods didn't keep banning the wrong people from that thread we wouldn't have that problem but alas this is the world we live in.
 
One of the most endearing Russisms
I do not find anything about him endearing.
I will give him credit for working any job he can get though. I also liked it when he janitored in his suit because he had an 'engagement' after work. It didn't occur to him that he could have just changed after his shift (or during the many hours on Amtrack), so fixated was he on heading to a brothel to woo his best girl.
 
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