🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[the khat quaffer]

We should crowdfund buying him one under the condition that he allows it to be filmed for a documentary or reality series. Remember, his ideal brothel would be smoke free, alcohol free, and refuse service to men who are married or have children. He also gets "jealous" when a hooker he was interested in seeing - a woman he's never even met - has customers who aren't him. He'd fall in love with every prostitute in his employ and try to stop them from working. Also, if he can't even check his email, he'll certainly have a time running an actual business. I don't think Code Enforcement or the IRS would be willing to tardguard him.

At least half if not all the hoo-ahs that Captain Crunchy would wrangle to his little chuckwagon would be of the they/them variety. THAT I'd pay to see. The big reveal when Ms. Raven Jealousy takes off the wig and it's a bald dude in a corset. Just to see the look on Russhole's face when it goes from "deeeuuuhhhh..." to "....deeeeuuuhhhh?"

Hell of a poker face, that kid.

 

[UncleTusky]

We should crowdfund buying him one under the condition that he allows it to be filmed for a documentary or reality series. Remember, his ideal brothel would be smoke free, alcohol free, and refuse service to men who are married or have children. He also gets "jealous" when a hooker he was interested in seeing - a woman he's never even met - has customers who aren't him. He'd fall in love with every prostitute in his employ and try to stop them from working. Also, if he can't even check his email, he'll certainly have a time running an actual business. I don't think Code Enforcement or the IRS would be willing to tardguard him.

It could be a whole media franchise - one show for his misadventures running brothels, one for his misadventures running a coffee joint, one for his political misadventures, one for his legal misadventures, and one for his misadventures in real jobs.

Quick we need to get TLC on the phone, compared to MSHPL this is downright intelligent.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Congrats. You've now put more thought into Russ's business venture than Russ.

Wellllll. That might not be true, considering he was seemingly trying to recruit prospective employees at ViaTron and maybe LinkedIn women. Though that was probably Russ trying to fuck them just as much as trying to recruit them, but I still think there's more strategic and long-term thinking in your post than he's ever done.

I really, really, really want to see this woman from ViaTron give evidence of what Crusty said to her in the workplace. I feel like it’s unlikely to happen but holy shit it would probably be funny.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I remember at one time he was following a few "female maskers" on Instagram. No idea if he knows what those actually are. Maybe he can wrangle a brothel of them?

Spoiler: Maskers

Yeah, those are dudes in rubber masks, wigs, and sometimes full rubber bodysuits. Like a sex doll but super gay and fetishy.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I remember at one time he was following a few "female maskers" on Instagram. No idea if he knows what those actually are. Maybe he can wrangle a brothel of them?

Spoiler: Maskers

Yeah, those are dudes in rubber masks, wigs, and sometimes full rubber bodysuits. Like a sex doll but super gay and fetishy.

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Hell! I guess I won’t sleep for a few days. Why are they doing this. Fucking perverts.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Hell! I guess I won’t sleep for a few days. Why are they doing this. Fucking perverts.

To be fair, this way they pass better then 95% of troons out there.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I remember at one time he was following a few "female maskers" on Instagram. No idea if he knows what those actually are. Maybe he can wrangle a brothel of them?

Spoiler: Maskers

Yeah, those are dudes in rubber masks, wigs, and sometimes full rubber bodysuits. Like a sex doll but super gay and fetishy.

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The anime version is no better. But maybe Russ would like them better.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animegao_kigurumi

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The anime version is no better. But maybe Russ would like them better.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animegao_kigurumi

I'm convinced that this is why aliens don't visit us. They say we're too freaky for them.

 

[3-2-1836]

The anime version is no better. But maybe Russ would like them better.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animegao_kigurumi

I like how the biggest creator for this on youtube is a tranny named y_chan_kig, they used to use a voice changer but as soon as they became viral they just speak in their natural tranny voice

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Remember, his ideal brothel would be smoke free, alcohol free, and refuse service to men who are married or have children.

and no fat guys, despite Rusty being a pile of fat shit these days.

 

[Iron Hamster]

and no fat guys, despite Rusty being a pile of fat shit these days.

yeah, he's never been svelte. He's like a walking rectangle

 

[kcbbq]

I remember at one time he was following a few "female maskers" on Instagram. No idea if he knows what those actually are. Maybe he can wrangle a brothel of them?

Spoiler: Maskers

Yeah, those are dudes in rubber masks, wigs, and sometimes full rubber bodysuits. Like a sex doll but super gay and fetishy.

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It's a testament to evolution that you can tell those are all dudes. Even a material that should be able to reshape stuff has exactly zero effect.

 

[Mamimi]

and no fat guys, despite Rusty being a pile of fat shit these days.

Funny because his "fit bod" (misshapen and skinny fat from a diet of Colossal Crunch and choccy milk) was one of the few things he had to feel superior about.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Funny because his "fit bod" (misshapen and skinny fat from a diet of Colossal Crunch and choccy milk) was one of the few things he had to feel superior about.

That's the part that just gets me. He's how old and he still has the palate of a child.

Sure there's nothing wrong with the occasional bit of Capn Crunch or it's generic knock offs, or choco milk but not to make them part of your regular diet.

Then I remember a "healthy" dinner for him was a can of green beans slathered in salsa and Chil-Fil-A sauce.

 

[Bassomatic]

yeah, he's never been svelte. He's like a walking rectangle
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Uh have you seen that man? He does a 10 min walk in a full suit at planet fitness, He's pretty much YOLKED. #Disabled and sexy

He's got a straight up fridge goblin build it's hilarious.

 

[Walking Clock]

In Back to the Future the main character is sent back in time and accidentally causes his parents not to meet, causing himself not to exist in the future, meaning he either will die/never exist when the timeline stops existing, or the paradox will destroy everything as both things can't be true at the same time (if he doesn't exist, he doesn't prevent his own existence, so he exists, which means he'll prevent his own existence).

In order to kickstart his loser father's life he shows up in his bedroom after giving up trying to get him to try otherwise and threatens him while in a very shitty 1950s era space costume, introducing himself as Darth Vader.

Feel free to heap autistic ratings upon me, but Marty doesn’t wear a cheap 50s spaceman costume when he does this. He’s wearing the radiation suit Doc gave him for the Time Machine demonstration because it’s nuclear powered.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Breaking news: our old pals from the Digital Justice Foundation have returned.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Breaking news: our old pals from the Digital Justice Foundation have returned.

"Somehow..."

 

[Debbie Macomber]

It just occurred to me that when Russell fills out a job application, there are questions like:

Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

If Yes, EXPLAAAAAAAIN:

 

[the khat quaffer]

It just occurred to me that when Russell fills out a job application, there are questions like:

Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

If Yes, EXPLAAAAAAAIN:

He'd submit a fucking war and peace novel with 50 attachments, all AI-generated.

The Job Application Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for mid-level management and HR wagies.