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💼 CareercowBrendan Schaub / Big Brown / Bapa / Braindead Schlob - Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats
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On the Golden Hour podcast, they run into technical issues with Brendan Skyping in. Brendan then complains about how they're having internet and audio all the time in the new studio and sulks while explaining the issues. All this time his co-hosts are laughing at him for being a retard who moved halfway across the country for little gain and works out of a storage unit now.
While Brendan is sulking, he can't blame anyone else for the studio fuckups. After spending a year in the previous storage unit which was plagued by all sorts of issues, his producer Chin was scouting out new locations for the new studio including a barn that they were going to customize it to work as a studio. But then Brendan changed his mind last second and moved from one shitty storage unit to another shitty storage unit in the same building that has all the same problems and more as the previous one. All because Brendan got offered a deal by the landlord. So now he's back in the same situation that he's been in for the last year.
A video popped up recently when Brendan was still at their old studio. Texas had some crazy weather and the roads were covered in slippery, dangerous ice. Bryan couldn't come in because his car couldn't handle driving on this kind of ice and it would be quite dangerous. But Brendan wouldn't let Bryan take a day off and chooses to brave the icy roads and drive all the way out to Bryan's house to pick him up and make him do the podcast.
The video shows Bappa in his big trugg sliding around on the ice and trying to get down a icy ramp inch by inch without crashing. As soon as Brendan gets on the main road where there's other cars, he starts driving like a retarded ape and revving his trugg and speeding down the road that's covered in ice. He's driving like such a retard even his producer Chin is commenting that he's driving like a dickhead.
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When they arrive back, Bryan looks dejected and is wandering around like a hostage who is forced to come out to a storage unit to film a podcast that will be only watched by bots, retards and hate watchers.
Brendan has finished the new set for TFATK. They hired a local artist who did some hideous backdrop that looks like a high school art project.
Too bad they haven't fixed the shitty lighting and you can still see parts of the storage unit in shot because they can't arrange furniture and frame the shot properly.
Top tier athlete who's on every performance enhancing drug and supplement, cannot measure distance between his own mouth and a straw and short circuits their brain as a result.
On the Big Brown Breakdown, they're talking about UFC ticket prices. Brendan orders Chin to look at prices on Ticketmaster. Chin brings up Ticketmaster and Bappa reads what's on screen and then orders Chin to go to the UFC website and not Ticketmaster. Chin tells Brendan that he literally told him to go to Ticketmaster in the first place.
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Brendan and his manlet co-host make fun of Chin for accidentally going to the T-Mobile website instead of the T-Mobile Arena website and then order him around to go to other website.
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They continue to make fun of Chin and the manlet co-host keeps telling Chin how to do his job and annoys Chin to the point where he passively aggressively says he's going to punch him in the face. The manlet does nothing on this show besides stroking Brendan off, staring at his phone and dragging out the run time of the podcast.
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Later on his own podcast, Chin is describing how tired and frustrated he is from producing all the podcasts. He tells how Brendan keeps adding more weekly podcasts and now wants to do livestreams so he can monetize memberships and fan chat. But at the same time Brendan wants the chat heavily policed so no one can hurt his feelings. This means extra work for Chin as he's the only production staff left because Brendan has either fired or been ditched by all his other staff and Chin has to manage Bappa's whim to add more podcasts so he can squeeze every cent out of a dying podcast.
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With his truck and merch grift pretty much dead, his comedy career abandoned, his car show on Tubi most likely not getting picked up and him being blacklisted by the UFC and other networks, Brendan has limited options these days and is pretty much reverting to a MMA/sports podcast and pumping out as much as possible and hoping he can still do ad reads. He's jumping on Paetreon and livestreaming way too late and making Chin carry the workload. With TFATK on its last legs with an inability to bring on guests and Callen being checked out and Brendan announcing he's going to be on the Golden Hour less, it looks like they're now stuck in a storage unit in Texas.
So it has been reported that Brendan has finally sold his Texas house and bought and new, downgraded place in a less nicer area.
After moving from L.A into his new Texas house in early 2025, Brendan declared he was selling up and moving again in the same area. People thought it was weird that he would sell his new Texas home only after being there for a year, just to relocated within the same area. Brendan declared the move was purely because they family needed more land. Not a bigger house or a better location. But to get more land.
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Well, Youtubers have reported Brendan has sold his house and moved into his new one. The house they bought in early 2025 for around $3,200,000 was sold at a loss for $2,850,000 in May after being being for sale for a few months with multiple price drops.
The alleged new home they have just bought was only a meager $1,244,200. This is a big downgrade for Brendan who is now living in a much cheaper house and a less glamourous area a couple miles down the road. Brendan has traded the picturesque lakeside views for a suburban cul-de-sac. The house still has the same amount of bedrooms but has a reduced number of bathrooms from seven down to five. Which gives Bappa less options when it comes to pissing in a sink. The number of bedrooms still sounds plentiful but remember Brendan has three kids and it is alleged that his in laws now live with him.
The biggest ruse of this whole thing is that Brendan always claimed this move was to get more land. He never explained why he needed more land and people assumed it was a weird tax loop hole. But it seems Brendan didn't get more land with the move and in fact now has less land with him going from 0.83 acres to 0.76 acres. So after all this Brendan has LESS LAND, NO POOL, LESS SINKS and possibly LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS.
The funniest thing is the rapid decline within two years. Back in 2024 Brendan was living in a upper market mansion in Calabasas in L.A. Within two years, he lives a downgraded suburban home with less land, no gardens, no pool, no views and is surrounded by cookie cutter Texan McMansions. Now every morning he wakes up to freeloading Mexicans wandering his house before he drives to his storage unit to do endless, low view podcasts. And now he can't even get side pussy because if he gets caught out again, he'll lose his new home and have to sell his remaining truggs for alimony.
Those little trees and gargantuan power lines make me sad to look at. What a depressing landscape. I wouldn't pay a cent to live there. I guess i'm just a stupid homeless cat.
Those little trees and gargantuan power lines make me sad to look at. What a depressing landscape. I wouldn't pay a cent to live there. I guess i'm just a stupid homeless cat.
Can you imagine how embarrassed his son must be? Besides being named Tiger, his retarded father is hemorrhaging money while attempting to salvage any scrap of a "career" he has left. What an absolute waste of a man. Failed entertainer, failed businessman, failed podcaster, failed father, failed husband. The list just goes on and on.
Also, how has his CTE gotten worse? He's always been a bit of a sped; but, now he sounds like an actual stroke victim.
Can you imagine how embarrassed his son must be? Besides being named Tiger, his retarded father is hemorrhaging money while attempting to salvage any scrap of a "career" he has left. What an absolute waste of a man. Failed entertainer, failed businessman, failed podcaster, failed father, failed husband. The list just goes on and on.
Also, how has his CTE gotten worse? He's always been a bit of a sped; but, now he sounds like an actual stroke victim.
It'll be funny if his kids ever discover the amount of content dedicated to Bappa. It would be worse for them to discover the amount of shit he's talked about and fabricated about his kids over the years. What might be more mentally damaging for the oldest son is if he ever sees the weird incestual kissing videos his mother filmed with him when he was a toddler.
As for Bappa's CTE, it's hard to tell. I have noticed the shear amount of common sayings that he has been butchering the last few months like 'That’s all love in fare and war, Sitting on top of their ivory house, I scratch my back, you scratch mine, Heavy lies the crown, Throw me away and lock up the key.' These are all regular sayings that people know but he can't get a single one right. I know in the past he's tried to pass things off on an alleged speech impediment. But these constant mistakes must be the result of brain damage as well as complete laziness to learn anything properly.
All I can say is it was probably good that he quit drinking when he did. Otherwise his brain would be even more fucked up.
Brendan went to a clinic and got some treatment where they removed blood or plasma and replaced it. Basically some gay performance enhancing bro science shit.
He took to social media and did le epic comedy face in the photo and spouted the benefits of this process. This is the same retard though who claims he drinks eighty diet Cokes per week and the same vague feelings of improved health could of been made by not drinking two cases of coke every seven days.
People were curious why Brendan would go out and get this random replacement treatment done. Then it was discover that Joe Rogan got the same exact thing done weeks earlier. Unfortunately for Rogan, the process didn't stop him from morphing into a 4 ft 11 guido thumb. So coincidently Brendan ran out and got the same process done weeks later.
Brendan used the TFATK podcast to promote how great the procedure was. Bryan Callen made a simple statement that when people get plasma replacement procedures in hospital, their immune system can lower afterwards and they could be more prone to illness. Brendan didn't like this kind of talk and immediately pushed back and told Bryan he was wrong and said Bryan's information was from "Internet doctors". Bryan simply asks Brendan where he got this information from and Brendan's only answer was the bro science, Joe Rogan approved clinic that he went to and "people who do it". Brendan then proceeded to talk over the top of Bryan and keeps saying "LET ME FINISH". Brendan's next bit of evidence that Bryan is wrong is by saying how he's taken every bullshit treatment and drug in the past and how after getting this done, his energy levels were much higher. So based on Brendan's anecdotal experience, Bryan is wrong.
Bryan tries to interject saying that in specific circumstances in hospitals when this procedure is done, patients can be quarantined for their protection. Brendan's argument against this to say that this procure has been around for "a hot second... a hot, hot second". This statement makes no sense as a "a hot second" means it's only been around a short time. So Brendan is basically saying that this procedure is pretty new, therefor Bryan is wrong about whatever he's saying.
At this point the conversation dies. Bryan never said the treatment was fake or didn't work. He just said that in specific situations in hospitals, the patient could be kept in quarantine. Bryan asking a question was enough to make Brendan flip out and die on a hill even though he didn't know if Bryan was right or wrong. Brendan's argument was that 1. Bryan heard this from internet doctors. 2. Brendan has taken every drug and therefor he knows the ins and outs of plasma transfusions. 3. A hot second.
Brendan saying people listen to Internet doctors is pretty funny as he developed a nicotine addiction because he heard on a podcast that nicotine cure CTE. He'll also take scorpion milk and a range of random bro science based on what influencers say. Brendan will tell people that any mainstream medical take is fake and how he's against vaccines. But then he'll promote how CBD (specifically the CBD company that sponsored him) magically cured his son's "benign seizures" and how he pump his wife's dying grandma with CBD because he liked to think that it would help.
