💼 Careercow Brendan Schaub / Big Brown / Bapa / Braindead Schlob - Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats

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But bubba, it's to get more land!

I have more land than he does. Get fucked Brendan.

 

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This is a very good video by MMA Ronin.

Basically it goes over how Brendan has been shitting on the UFC and the White House fight for the previous months and has flip flopped and is now saying it is actually amazing.
Brendan never says how he's changed his mind on the matter. Instead he's just pretended he never held this opinion and then gaslights his own audience saying anyone who held the same opinion Brendan had for the last couple of months ago is actually wrong and being a hater of the UFC.

Brendan does this thing of having a negative opinion of something. Then he'll quietly reverse his opinion of what he just had. Then he'll build a vague, factitious entity like the general public or the media and he'll insert all his negative opinions into this entity. He'll then say "There's a narrative from the general public that the UFC sucks now. They're just being haters and are completely wrong." and then he'll smugly act like he's had the right opinion all along.

Brendan's videos are all about getting views from drama, negativity and rage bait because he can't be interesting or genuinely positive. Then he'll put his finger to the wind, see what the right viewpoint to have is and then claim that he's always had this view and then shits on anyone who holds the views he had a week ago. For months Brendan did nothing but talk negative on the UFC and the white house card. He produces endless thumbnails and titles about the UFC being in trouble, being watered down, not selling tickets, being in decline, having event problems and the leadership not being in control.



Then a couple of weeks out he is now fully behind the UFC and the white house card. Not only is he fully behind it, everyone else was wrong and being negative. he goes as far to say that if you're now not blindly excited as much as he is, you ain't shit, you ain't a real fan and you need to shut the fuck up. Brendan's reasoning for this is vague buzzwords like Historic and Unique. When in reality it's only seven fights of an average PPV quality that's taking place on the White House lawn in a makeshift arena.

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Everyone else has been complaining about the event according to Brendan and need to shut up.

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Brendan now pro UFC, Dana and White House and going after "MMA media" about them being negative and then changing their views before the event.

Some other funny bits were Brendan claims the UFC White House card will get more views than the Super Bowl. Or as Brendan calls it the Super Ball. As soon as he gets the slightest pushback on his prediction, he just lies and claims he actually said the UFC will get around the same numbers as the Super Bowl.

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Brendan now claims that he's part of the MMA media. Even though he doesn't attend events, interview fighters, interview UFC staff or do any kind of real analysis. Brendan considers reading headlines about UFC events and making drama slop clips makes him part of the media. This is funny as after he quit the UFC and wanted to be in showbiz, he would talk about not wanting to be the UFC guy who only talks about MMA. Now his career is in the toilet and he can only make money doing a podcast, he's now all in being an MMA pundit.

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Brendan gets upset during his UFC White House livestream because all the fighters are wearing red, white and blue fight wear as it's part of the White House and USA theme of the event. Brendan is salty because non American fighters are wearing red, white and blue and tells them to wear their own colors. Brendan then says "These colors don't run Bubba...But they sure as fuck run from people not from here. So go ahead and wear your own shit."

There is a nice irony of Brendan being upset at foreigners wearing the U.S colors seeing as he has a prolific history of wearing sports teams merch from places he's never lived in or even been to and being a fag opportunistic bandwagoner.

 

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Brendan gets upset during his UFC White House livestream because all the fighters are wearing red, white and blue fight wear as it's part of the White House and USA theme of the event. Brendan is salty because non American fighters are wearing red, white and blue and tells them to wear their own colors. Brendan then says "These colors don't run Bubba...But they sure as fuck run from people not from here. So go ahead and wear your own shit."

There is a nice irony of Brendan being upset at foreigners wearing the U.S colors seeing as he has a prolific history of wearing sports teams merch from places he's never lived in or even been to and being a fag opportunistic bandwagoner.


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Plus what real sports fan just wears random team jerseys? They pick one to love and one to hate.

 

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Plus what real sports fan just wears random team jerseys? They pick one to love and one to hate.

True. Shaub is just like a little kid and wearing it because he thinks it looks cool or it's the cool thing to have this week.

Like why the fuck is he wearing a Baltimore Orioles jersey?

 

[Racist Parrot]

True. Shaub is just like a little kid and wearing it because he thinks it looks cool or it's the cool thing to have this week.

Like why the fuck is he wearing a Baltimore Orioles jersey?

Theres probably a bunch of middle aged men losing their shit over it. Oh wait, no one watches his podcast.

 

[Local Fed]

Brendan then says "These colors don't run Bubba...But they sure as fuck run from people not from here.

Now that's a true Schaubism.

 

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Theres probably a bunch of middle aged men losing their shit over it. Oh wait, no one watches his podcast.

It's super funny now that his career is dead and him trying to rely just on his single podcast, livestreams and Paetron. He now has to be extra nice to his viewers, be thankful to them, beg them to become a member and try and build a community with his dwindling supporters. You can see a certain desperation in his eyes when he's doing the outro's.

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[Racist Parrot]

It's super funny now that his career is dead and him trying to rely just on his single podcast, livestreams and Paetron. He now has to be extra nice to his viewers, be thankful to them, beg them to become a member and try and build a community with his dwindling supporters. You can see a certain desperation in his eyes when he's doing the outro's.

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"Please God someone watch this."

 

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As predicted, Brendan was very smug on todays podcast due to the success of the UFC White House fight card. After months of shitting on the event, the promotion and Dana White, Brendan quickly changed his opinion a couple of weeks out and was calling out everyone else for not getting behind it. Now he's doing his sassy mannerisms that he stole from alleged rapist Bryan Callen and alleged sex pest Chris D'elia and feeling mighty happy that he switched over to the winning team last minute.

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He boasts the viewership numbers Dana White announced but then points out how Dana White said the event did Super Bowl (or as Brendan says "Super Ball") numbers. Brendan scoffs at Dana's claim and says "Ahh hey bud, chill a little". It's funny that Brendan is against Dana's claims of the viewer numbers seeing as Brendan made the exact same claim on his podcast a week ago and that it was going to beat the Super Bowl. He then lied straight away when Bryan Callen pushed back slightly and then claimed it was going to do around Super Bowl numbers. Or as Brendan calls them "numbies".

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So now Brendan can now vicariously live through the UFC's success for another week or two until he runs out of content and has to start posting ragebait how the UFC sucks and is going down hill again.

 

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New Shaubism: Damma-matrix

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This is from a few weeks back. Brendan and Bryan are watching a video of Jimmy Kimmel who had made jokes about Trump being a pedo and the assassination attempt. During this bit Brendan is quietly seething in his chair. Bryan has the take that he may not find it funny but as a comedian he respects his freedom of speech to say it. Brendan immediately fires back and says "I don't! Fuck em! I don't!" and then Brendan starts questioning why he hasn't been fired from his job for saying it.

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This is funny as Brendan use to be Mr pro free speech comedian who used his platform to talk shit on everyone, spread half truths and used the guise of freedom of speech to do so. He also stated that he doesn't "make comedy for soy boys". He also hated 'cancel culture' when Bryan got multiple rape allegations and people didn't want to work with him anymore. Yet Brendan loves cancel culture when comedy doesn't align with his political views and he thinks it is problematic. This however runs in a history of behavior where Brendan is in favor of cancelling people himself and using the full force of the law to do so. Which included content creators who have made fun of him online or have released information about his sordid private life.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

This is from a few weeks back. Brendan and Bryan are watching a video of Jimmy Kimmel who had made jokes about Trump being a pedo and the assassination attempt. During this bit Brendan is quietly seething in his chair. Bryan has the take that he may not find it funny but as a comedian he respects his freedom of speech to say it. Brendan immediately fires back and says "I don't! Fuck em! I don't!" and then Brendan starts questioning why he hasn't been fired from his job for saying it.

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This is funny as Brendan use to be Mr pro free speech comedian who used his platform to talk shit on everyone, spread half truths and used the guise of freedom of speech to do so. He also stated that he doesn't "make comedy for soy boys". He also hated 'cancel culture' when Bryan got multiple rape allegations and people didn't want to work with him anymore. Yet Brendan loves cancel culture when comedy doesn't align with his political views and he thinks it is problematic. This however runs in a history of behavior where Brendan is in favor of cancelling people himself and using the full force of the law to do so. Which included content creators who have made fun of him online or have released information about his sordid private life.

I'll allow it. Jimmy Kimmel is an insufferable faggot of the highest order.

 

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I'll allow it. Jimmy Kimmel is an insufferable faggot of the highest order.

I agree with Kimmel being a complete cocksucker. But Brendan can't go through his whole career and using his platform to talk shit on anyone, make up stories on people, and rewrite histories and hide behind the freedom of speech comedian shield. But then wants other people fired and blacklisted from their careers because he doesn't like what they say. Like his podcasts are literally him sitting there, watching other peoples content and then talking shit on them and making up shit about them. But then a Youtuber plays clips of him acting like a retard or trying to cheat on his wife and he's getting his YT jeets to get their channels taken down or starting gay lolsuits against them.

In a just world both him and Kimmel would be scrubbing toilets together.

 

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Someone made a nice before and after clip of Bappa saying how the Ronda Rousey Netflix card was going to beat the UFC White House card in terms of viewers a few weeks back. Then fast forward to this week where Brendan quietly changed his position and making fun of anyone who thought the UFC White House card was going to be beaten by the Ronda Rousey Netflix card.

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A redditor also drew a a good parallel to this and the time Brendan criticized Francis Ngannou for leaving the UFC and saying that nobody cares and the UFC and boxing doesn't need him. But when Francis found success in boxing, Brendan was now celebrating and was on Team Francis. Saying how Francis is the top guy, the "ball of the dance" and how everyone now wanted to do business with Francis.

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Brendan gets asked about how his show Gear Heads Gone Wild on Tubi is doing and if it's going to be picked up and made into an actual series.

Bappa says that the show is crushing it and was the highest viewed show on Tubi for the quarter. This is a pretty big claim as Tubi does have a lot of shows on its platform. But the next bit gets weird as Brendan then says to complete the contract with Tubi, they want him to release the remaining episodes on his own Youtube channel. Following that, they'll do a new contract for the show. The bit that gets weird is that if you have made a highest rated for show for the quarter for a network, why would the network tell you to go and upload it on to Youtube? who is a competitor of Tubi. Why wouldn't you keep a very successful show on your own network and get the views for it if it's a smash hit?

A more cynical take is the show didn't do well and the network doesn't want to do more with it. Brendan has the left over episodes and nothing to do with them and so he'll put them on Youtube to milk some views. Then down the road when people ask why the show isn't doing a second season on Tubi, he'll make up a story that they didn't give him a big enough deal and he decided to bet on himself and self produce it and never actually do anything further with it.

Instead of just admitting the show didn't get picked up and it's only going to do one season, Brendan will rather make up a long story about it being a smash success and then make a vague story that makes no sense about contracts and further production hoping no one will notice that it quietly dies.

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I'm a retard who put the wrong video in this earlier post and I can't edit it. Here's the correct video.

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Brendan has been pulled up by his live chat over his celebrating the UFC White House card viewership numbers as it turns out the numbers may of been lower than what Brendan had quoted. Brendan had been using the numbers that UFC president Dana White announced. This is a bit weird because, there's a chance the owner of the company may embellish their own numbers and maybe isn't the most trusted source. Also, Brendan has a long history hating on Dana White and calling him out on things. But when it comes to the numbers on this card, Brendan quotes them with no hesitation because he's so desperate for this thing to be a success so he can pat himself on the back about being on the right team.

When called out, Brendan starts back peddling and says how these numbers was actually given to him by an unnamed insider who was in the know. Then he starts going on about how you can't trust ANY numbers you're given. He then starts naming random fighters and organizations and says how can you actually ever know the REAL numbers of anything. This is Brendan's pathetic attempts to obfuscate the whole subject and to distance himself from the very thing he was proudly quoting days earlier.

Another live chat member asks Brendan if he was tricked by Dana White to go around and say this event did Super Bowl numbers. Brendan nervously laughs and can only splutter out "No... No... I don't... yeah. I ugh, ugh... yeah... That's hilarious."

 

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Bryan went away on holidays for the week but Brendan still forced him to do the TFATK podcast over Zoom. At one point Bryan's elderly father walks in during the podcast.

The only thing more awkward and embarrassing than having your dad walking in on you masturbating would be for him to walk in and see you doing a podcast with Brendan Shaub.

 

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New Shaubism: Pleuuyutifull

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