💼 Careercow Brendan Schaub / Big Brown / Bapa / Braindead Schlob - Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats

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Brendan was talking about kids sports once again and talking about his ten year old son. He describe his sons hands as "big dick beaters" and uses weird sexualized language to describe his son. A normal person would say "my son has large hands". But when Brendan looks at his sons hands, he's can't help but to picturing masturbating or some sort of homosexual act to describe his son.

However, this isn't the first time Brendan has used weird, sexualized language to describe children.

 
A lot of people are finding him more sympathetic since he's been more self depreciating lately.

I don't want any harm done to him or whatever and I want TFATK to go on forever because he's a funny lolcow but I'll never forget how much of an obnoxious cunt he acted like when he got a little money and fame so I'll never find his current financial woes sympathetic.
 
New Shaubism: John Traval




Also pretty funny that Brendan makes fun of John Travolta for wearing a gay hat when Brendan openly wore these.

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Halloween23 dijo:
A lot of people are finding him more sympathetic since he's been more self depreciating lately.

I don't want any harm done to him or whatever and I want TFATK to go on forever because he's a funny lolcow but I'll never forget how much of an obnoxious cunt he acted like when he got a little money and fame so I'll never find his current financial woes sympathetic.
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I agree with you on this.

The self depreciating thing is funny because he'll occasionally make a joke like how their podcast is dead or how he's a jock dummy. But when someone hits him with a zinger, he can't roll with it and lean into it. He usually just gets stun locked or roid rages out and makes threats to people on his podcast.

I too want TFATK to drag out to the bitter end as it's funny to see him constantly embarrass himself and try and recreate a new persona every six months as he burns more bridges and money. A lot of Redditors seethe at him existing because they believe in a perfectly just world and a person who is an arrogant bully is too much for them and they think he shouldn't exist. But he's an idiot and it's really funny watching him fuck up. He is a walking Dunning-Kruger effect who says and does retarded shit every week. He's failed upwards for only so long and now every business venture has crashed and failed, everyone with a bit of skill has ditched him and he's surrounded himself with people who are as dumb or as down bad as him.

I'm excited for the future due to who Bappa surrounded himself with. His wife is a fame obsessed, useless parasite who just bleeds money out him. He can't leave her as she'll take his money and it'll destroy his family man, beast of a dad persona. He can't even cheat on her anymore because he's been caught out so publicly for it. Bryan Callan is the guy Brendan has hitched his wagon to. But Callen has destroyed his career through multiple rape allegations and not being that funny. Callen tried to escape Brendan, but Brendan just followed Callen and told everyone Callen followed him Texas. Callen is now checked out, depressed with a career on the ropes and just comes in for a pay cheque. Chin is a shitty producer and only sticks around because he bought in to Brendan's tales of running a media empire and isn't good enough to get a job anywhere else. As for his kids, it's going to be funny how they turn out and if they resent Brendan for years of bullying and him trying to live his dreams through them.

As for his financial woes, I'll never feel bad for him. He's a trust fund baby with no talent who always quits when things get hard. He's thrived through knowing the right people and nepotism and ruined every business he's had and pissed his money away on vanity shit. He could be so broke that he'd have to pimp his wife out and I'd still laugh at him.
 
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Brendan and Bryan are talking about their friend Theo Von and apparently Theo said the word Lit. Brendan (43) chimes in and says Theo (46) is too old to be saying the word lit.



As usual, Brendan is finding a tiny thing to hate on Theo for because he's still seething over Theo becoming more successful. However, calling a 46 year old out for using childish nigger language would be perfectly fine. The problem is Brendan is constantly himself using wigger slang and has a pathetic obsession with ebonics.



"It's been a hot second"



"Ma boi"



"So lit"



"So litty"



"I told ya'll, lemme cook dude"



"Wifey's not havin' it at the crib"
 
foam rolla dijo:
Brendan and Bryan are talking about their friend Theo Von and apparently Theo said the word Lit. Brendan (43) chimes in and says Theo (46) is too old to be saying the word lit.

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As usual, Brendan is finding a tiny thing to hate on Theo for because he's still seething over Theo becoming more successful. However, calling a 46 year old out for using childish nigger language would be perfectly fine. The problem is Brendan is constantly himself using wigger slang and has a pathetic obsession with ebonics.

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"It's been a hot second"

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"Ma boi"

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"So lit"

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"So litty"

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"I told ya'll, lemme cook dude"

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"Wifey's not havin' it at the crib"
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Does this guy have a search engine like DSP, or is this from his last Podcast and he is that regarded?
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart dijo:
Does this guy have a search engine like DSP, or is this from his last Podcast and he is that regarded?
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No, but the subreddit has a lot of stuff catalogued. So there's a lot of old material saved there.

But honestly most of those clips from that last post were from his last week of podcasts. You don't have to dig very far to find evidence of him being an idiot.
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart dijo:
I'm still waiting on this RICO case against him. What was that, 6 months ago now?
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I think 6 - 12 months ago. It's hard to keep up in between this case, him suing Yewneek for the last three years as well as his lawsuit with the landlord of his previous studio after Bappa just packed up and left without sorting the lease. I haven't heard anything about the RICO case for a bit so not sure if they're still building the case or what.

Last legal thing I heard recently is he's trying to set another legal motion against Yewneek for 'market harm'. I haven't gone through the video as it's boring and long.
 
Brendan, Bryan and the midget co-host were talking about Conor Mcgregor and trying to work out how old he is. Bryan says he's 38 years old. This is pretty much on point as Conor turns 38 in July. Brendan without hesitation shits on Bryan and says "No, Fuck No" and continues to tell Bryan "No way he's 38" without any evidence to prove Bryan wrong.

Brendan then says Conor Mcgregor is 31 years old. After they pull up the stats, it turns off Brendan was only off by seven years but felt confident shooting Bryan down even though he was right. For reference Conor was 27 when he won his first belt all the way back in 2015. Brendan is so brain damaged, he probably doesn't realize that ten years have passed since then.

 
Brendan and his wife are having their anniversary. To celebrate this, she puts up a post about it but doesn't mention any positive qualities about him or what makes their relationship special. Instead she just mentions how he bought her a really big ring and something about how this ring lets men know she's taken. It definitely couldn't be the fact she's pushing 40, busted and an airhead that would be repelling men. Maybe after the years of cheating, she only feels it necessary to mention the things that Bappa buys her.

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This is the same woman who ruined her friends engagement ring photo by sticking her hand which had a bigger ring over the top. This incident was so gross that she made it to the Daily Mail for it.

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