💼 Careercow Brendan Schaub / Big Brown / Bapa / Braindead Schlob - Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats

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The new set for the Big Brown Breakdown has been launched. Brendan hired an artist to come in and do some ghastly street art backdrop which looks like something out of a 80's 'Say No to Drugs' infomercial. Brendan had the artist make a cameo on the podcast which has lead people to think that Brendan offered to pay the guy with exposure rather than actually pay him.

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On the JRE podcast, Brendan and Joe talk about over the top parents at kids sporting events who live vicariously through their children and put too much pressure on their kids.

Joe talks about how parents shouldn't be pressuring their kids in sports and says how he never forced his kids into anything. Brendan totally agrees with him and parrots all his points. Brendan goes further and says he doesn't put pressure on his own kids and just wants them to have fun doesn't care about what level they're playing at. Brendan goes even further and says how he pulls parents aside to tell them to go easy on their kids and how they're spoiling sports for their children.



Unfortunately for Brendan, he forgot that he has an Internet talk show where he's dedicated the last three years telling stories of pressuring, berating and having manipulative behavior over his kids. Not only has he been living his failed sports dreams through a six and ten year old, he's also had public meltdowns in front of them.

1. Brendan getting upset and swearing in front of his kids team and embarrassing his son.



2. Brendan talking about taking things away from his son if his performance drops.



3. Brendan telling his son "You've got to perform" and guilt tripping him about all the time Brendan has put in with him and how he should quit and "just play rec" if he doesn't give Brendan his desired results



4. Brendan telling his son that he's not going to succeed academically or in any other field besides sports. So if he wants to be successful, it has to be through sports.



5. Brendan telling his son that his MVP award doesn't mean shit to him because the competition isn't at a national level.



6. Brendan coercing and forcing his son to play a match while being ill and throwing up the day before so Brendan can win the big game.



7. Brendan getting kicked out of a his sons match after he got aggressive and swore at the umpire. Brendan got barred from the next match and dedicated the next week of his podcast to slandering the umpire.

 
On this weeks TFATK there's a weird bit of passive aggressiveness where Brendan points and stares at Bryan and says "Bryan's leaving town..." and just lets it hang there awkwardly until Bryan meekly says "yep." The manlet co-host jumps in and asks Bryan where he's going to break the awkward silence. Brendan has been seething at Bryan over the last year because he goes away for work or on vacation with family and thinks Bryan should be staying at home more and committing his time to a dead podcast. Brendan now takes any chance to talk shit on Bryan when he's going out of town.



On the next episode, Brendan has his manlet co host and some other hack comedian on. After thirty minutes Brendan gets up and leaves the studio and gets them to fill in for the next hour. With some retarded Joe Rogan ball gargling, Brendan says to them "I'll leave you with the Mothership".

 
I remember way back in the day they'd have sneakers on the table.

Sure do! They wouldn't have any room to put anything else on the table because because they'd be full of retarded sneakers.

Remember when Brendan had his Sneaker of the Month showcase? Where he was going to have his favorite sneaker displayed on the wall for each month. But then he got bored of it quickly and I think he just had the same shoe on the wall for months.


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Brendan goes on some Dallas talk back sports show to talk about UFC and truggs. For some reason, the presenters still think he's a comedian even though he quit three years ago.

1. Brendan can't help but name drop that he knows Joe Rogan.



2. Brendan gets asked if he gets more nervous before a fight or doing standup. Brendan ignores the question and instead uses it as an oppertunity twice to talk about how his kids do sports and how much of a b,b,b, beast they are.




3. Brendan gets asked about his love of diet Coke. They mention how much one of the presenters drinks per day. Brendan can't resist being out done and says he drinks more Coke than some random radio guy and says that he drinks 12 Cokes a day like it's some kind of cool flex. The reasons this is funny because 1. Brendan has rotted his teeth to the point where he can't eat cold food. 2. He shames his nine year old son for eating foods with fats in them but drinks 12 Cokes a day. 3. Brendan talked shit on former sponsor Reign energy drink saying it's bad for you but promotes drinking up to 84 Cokes a week.



4. During the show it turns out that this whole segment might be a paid ad as Brendan is slurping off some car dealer called East Coast Diesel and saying how great they are. But then at the start and end of the segment, they say how it is brought to you by East Coast Diesel.



 
He nice bit of Bappa thievery that someone on Reddit noticed.

On the Shaub Show, Brendan and his manlet co-host are talking MMA matchups for Sean Strickland. The co-host suggests Sean Strickland vs Joe Phiffer. Brendan dismisses his co-hosts suggestion and says Phiffer needs another fight before that match up.

On the next episode, Brendan is talking match ups and very organically comes up with *drum roll* Sean Strickland vs Joe Phiffer. Brendan looks at the camera and says "Dude... Joe Phiffer, Strickland. You're welcome" while doing some gay hand gesture. Brendan seems very proud and smug about his fight match up while also hoping none of his dumb ass audience remember that he stole it from his co-host who he also shot down when he originally made the match up suggestion.

 
Something from last week.

Brendan gets snippy at his producer for not interneting fast enough. Chin passively aggressively claps back at him.




Despite moving to the bigger and better studio that was suppose to fix the issues of the old studio, they still have lights that randomly shut off. (15 sec)




They also now have people moving cars in and out of storage while they're trying to do the podcast.

 
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