💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

There's a likely chance that Jack shat himself around the 3:40 mark, also note the chirping smoke detector. Stay classy, Jack.
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Of course Junior can't be arsed to step away from his 85 hour a week job playing Call of Duty to attend to the ghetto parakeet for his tubbo mother and dying father.

 

[Pig Cups]

There's a likely chance that Jack shat himself around the 3:40 mark, also note the chirping smoke detector. Stay classy, Jack.
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I’m at work, so I had to put the phone up to my ear…no video. That as an audio-only experience is a new level of disturbing. It’s like a cross between a disabled man shart and him secreting a load after an hour of work.

Here, try it for yourself:

0:09

 

[Falcon Sebben]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1tgwkg91FNk

Like all the things Fatty makes it looks horrifying.

But here's the weird thing... I literally made something like this today.

Spoiler

I made "taco buns". Basically buns filled with taco stuff and then baked. Got the inspiration from Alton Brown and his "unsloppy joes". Came out good but I'm still having to work on my dough. I don't bake enough to actually have the kind of feel for it.

 

[souschef]

I never really watched this guys videos but the AI intro song/jingle hahaha wtf this guy is so retarded

I love the absolutely horrible mangled and obviously undercooked chicken he displays on it

 

[Major]

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This man has no taste buds. None. In addition to his tongue, God has smote half his brain and all but one of his limbs. "For their mind studieth naught, and their lips speak mischief." Proverbs.

He added MOAR cheese after Jr. rolled it for him.

4:59 "don't show my face in your fucking video, dad. we're not here for this."

7/10, quality jack content

This is every Jack recipe ever made. There's no need to add a photo. I close my eyes an image a Jackslop meal, and there it is. Disgusting

 

[The Stranger]

I was talking more about him continually bitching about the mortgage rates. I think they bought more house than they can afford. Then he also mentioned Jr lost his job on a recent livestream. With a baby and Bri’s unknown employment status they might be helping them. Plus the three dogs between the two houses. I’m sure it’s all adding up.

Jack also has been trying to sell his Ford truck for several months on Facebook marketplace without success.

Sorry for replying to a 10-day-old post but I had to stop regularly reading this thread because it made me MATI. Skimming the highlights this time and hearing they're struggling with their mortgage and Jr lost his job makes me so happy and jubilant. I hope this fat fuck suffers before the end.

 

[p1138]

Like all the things Fatty makes it looks horrifying.

But here's the weird thing... I literally made something like this today.

Spoiler

I made "taco buns". Basically buns filled with taco stuff and then baked. Got the inspiration from Alton Brown and his "unsloppy joes". Came out good but I'm still having to work on my dough. I don't bake enough to actually have the kind of feel for it.

I'm also going to assume you made half or less of the amount of food as well.

Wherever he got this idea of his, it isn't an entirely awful concept Except he didn't cut across the top of the dough so it's just going to steam everything, especially with all of the moisture. Could have used 1/4 of the cheese and a normal human would have been able to detect the taste of it, along with half of the meat.

And of course the DUBBABATCH, still made enough food for 8 people, when there's only 4 people to eat it.

I'm glad Josh didn't give up on the Fatty clip of him raging on MATI. I'd have cut it shorter but it really needed the entire context since the guy made the comment about him being a boomer, he got instantly angry, and then continued to work himself up for minutes after the fact till he hit the baby rape shit.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Of course Junior can't be arsed to step away from his 85 hour a week job playing Call of Duty to attend to the ghetto parakeet for his tubbo mother and dying father.

I thought Jr. dropped the whole wigger farce when he got a job...oh, right.

All's left is for him to walk out on his seed and become an aspiring soundcloud rapper until he gets fired from playing free gigs at the bowling alley.

 

[Adamska]

also note the chirping smoke detector.

There's a reason we highlight his non-white heritage.

Also I want to vomit at him just plopping unrinsed black beans into that burrito he calls a pizza variant.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I had to stop regularly reading this thread because it made me MATI.

Been there. I am legit amazed he hasn’t gotten his ass beat in public before.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

also note the chirping smoke detector.

Is that Jack's version of doing a blackface?

This is every Jack recipe ever made. There's no need to add a photo. I close my eyes an image a Jackslop meal, and there it is. Disgusting

I'd rather look down a sewage pipe of your choice than anyone of this fat retards "recipes"!

Been there. I am legit amazed he hasn’t gotten his ass beat in public before.

Most of us have one simple rule and that's "you don't beat the village retard".

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'm also going to assume you made half or less of the amount of food as well.

I've never made a DUBBABATCH of anything. In the end there were ten buns made from 1 pound of ground beef plus like onions and stuff.

One of them is filling enough that you have a salad or coleslaw or whatever to go with it and you're good.

Fatty would eat half and complain that there's not enough meat.

 

[p1138]

Been there. I am legit amazed he hasn’t gotten his ass beat in public before.

Nah, it's easy. He's a pussy that will run his mouth when he's by himself and not say shit that might cause a problem in public. Remember, this is the same guy that refused to go to some restaurants that were "too urban".

He's never been on camera openly talking shit in front of anyone that would be willing to punch him in the face. He will sit in a corner and talk shit out of ear-shot from people. When he was still in California and going to places with 2-3 of his buddies at a time, he was surrounded by a group of his friends and it would embolden him to run his mouth, but again never in the vicinity of anyone that would actually punch him in the face. At most anyone would just hear a fat retard muttering into his phone in the corner.

Like the church chili disaster. All of his bitching and moaning was him standing alone in the parking lot whining into the camera. He wouldn't have had the balls to say any of that shit in the vicinity of anyone else there. When he did go full angy mode(I think it was Panera he had one of those incidents at?) it was toward the manager who just shut him up with a cookie like the toddler he is, and it isn't like the manager would be willing to risk his job just to give Fatty a beating he needs.

Plus nowadays, if you did actually punch him or shove him over, you'd end up looking like the badguy for beating up a crippled retard in public anyway. Fatty will die never receiving the ass kickings he deserved likely since childhood.

 

[Shartavius]

nowadays, if you did actually punch him or shove him over, you'd end up looking like the badguy for beating up a crippled retard in public anyway.

The person Jack pretends to pray to has been kicking his ass harder than I ever could. Every video features him lashing out in his perpetual suffering which has resulted from convincing himself that his choices are limited to MOAR FUUD or self respect. We know he loses self respect every time he pigs out; because all of his brain power is devoted to coping that he's not just a good man - but better/smarter/healthier than all of us.

 

[Super Hans v2]

If data centers don't exist then how is Jack assuming his AI intros and avatars are going to be made? His FB page is 100% ugly AI dogshit.

Maybe he thinks there should be a limited amount of them just for special talented people like him to generate images for free?

He would just go back to his habit of stealing pictures. Thr only reason he hadn't gotten popped for content theft before is because his views are shit and nobody but alogs noticed.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He would just go back to his habit of stealing pictures. Thr only reason he hadn't gotten popped for content theft before is because his views are shit and nobody but alogs noticed.

There was a time he was reported over and over for stealing thumbnails and when he displayed his creation in the thumbnail too many people said it looked disgusting.

So there's a reason he uses AI and then justifies to himself later. It's like one of the higher ups in PETA who was diabetic and defended her use of insulin which came from animals. She said she needed to stay alive to fight the good fight but she also made it clear that she doesn't feel others should get the same kind of treatment. In other words she's happy to let some meat eater die, like Fatty, because eating meat is evil but she's good for... reasons.

 

[the khat quaffer]

There was a time he was reported over and over for stealing thumbnails and when he displayed his creation in the thumbnail too many people said it looked disgusting.

So there's a reason he uses AI and then justifies to himself later. It's like one of the higher ups in PETA who was diabetic and defended her use of insulin which came from animals. She said she needed to stay alive to fight the good fight but she also made it clear that she doesn't feel others should get the same kind of treatment. In other words she's happy to let some meat eater die, like Fatty, because eating meat is evil but she's good for... reasons.

His latest Taco Thrombosis video thumbnail is clearly boosted.




I forget who it was in this thread but someone was able to clock everything from his thumbnails to the recipes in the description to where they actually came from. Often times the recipes were boosted word for word. No shame from this crisco cunt. I do wonder if he's actually going out and digging up recipes he can ripoff or if Grace is doing it for him and he legitimately doesn't know it's stolen. Searching for stuff online requires a few brain cells and in most cases two hands.

I started having hopes for Jack after the buddur bizkit & lobster pasta videos. Ugly as they were, he did use his own creation for the thumbnail. Alas...

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack rexeeting some populist Danish account with REAL FAX about the covid vaccine

(side effects with no probability listed)

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One of the listed side effects is "turbo cancer"

If food had the same standards of medication, Jack Scalfatty would starve to death.
Oh wait.
Yeah, he would still be fat and worthless.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I wonder what would happen if you said you were against the Trump Vaccine to fatty. He still adores Trump, despite his pretending not to, so I imagine his stroked out brain would short-circuit

 

[Shartavius]

Jack's brain is short-circuiting any time we see him. He's constantly experiencing and reacting to the cognitive dissonance by defaulting to his only instinct (aside from eating to the point of diarrhea): Acting like the nicest guy on Youtube a belligerent, fat asshole who can only be truthful on accident.