💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

If it's something a beginner could so then it's too complicated for him.

Seriously this guy can fuck up the easiest recipes out there.

This man can't put dried pasta into a pot of boiling water without fucking it up.

 

[The Stranger]

Can't even put eggs and lime in water without fucking it up

 

[Aunt Carol]

Yeah hew might be Gen-X but he's probably born on the leading edge of Gen-X like... 1968 or something meaning he actually has MORE in common with boomers than some Gen-X guy born at the tail end in 1985 who'd be closer to Millennials.

The accepted term for late Boomer early-X is "Generation Jones;" the term for the X/Millennial crossover is "Xennial."

Not to correct you, just that those are the terms to use to find sources to cite.

 

[Shartavius]

Jack will never understand or acknowledge that people are saying he acts like a boomer stereotype; and that people will stop calling him a boomer when he stops acting like one.

It's just like when he goes ballistic in response to people pointing out that he doesn't act the least bit Christian - muling about how offended he is, instead of acknowledging that he could stand to improve in any given area. Jack is the reason Christians believe their merciful Lord condemns people to eternal torture with the sentiment "I do not know you."

 

[p1138]

The accepted term for late Boomer early-X is "Generation Jones;" the term for the X/Millennial crossover is "Xennial."

Not to correct you, just that those are the terms to use to find sources to cite.

Sure, but no one is talking about his age when calling him a boomer. He's a boomer, not a baby boomer and he's too retarded to understand the difference.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack, I know you aren’t interested in a healthy lifestyle at all, so please make this homemade vanilla cake on camera for my enjoyment. I know Tammy can help you, and this type of cake is something a beginner could do.

40 minutes might as well be a fucking eternity to Jack, not to mention the preheating. Though I guess that's never really been much of a concern for him.

Sure, but no one is talking about his age when calling him a boomer. He's a boomer, not a baby boomer and he's too retarded to understand the difference.

He's a boomer because when he shits himself he says "Mommy! I made boomies!*

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The accepted term for late Boomer early-X is "Generation Jones;" the term for the X/Millennial crossover is "Xennial."

Not to correct you, just that those are the terms to use to find sources to cite.

I actually never heard of that but it makes sense.

Besides as it's been stated "Boomer" is as much a mindset as it is an age and Fatty is 100% of a Boomer mindset.

Jack will never understand or acknowledge that people are saying he acts like a boomer stereotype; and that people will stop calling him a boomer when he stops acting like one.

It's just like when he goes ballistic in response to people pointing out that he doesn't act the least bit Christian - muling about how offended he is, instead of acknowledging that he could stand to improve in any given area. Jack is the reason Christians believe their merciful Lord condemns people to eternal torture with the sentiment "I do not know you."

Most true Christians have a sense of humility even if they only choose to use it occasionally when it's useful. Fatty can't even fake that sometimes. Any time somebody says something to him about his lack of Christian spirit he gets pissed off.

But then it's what I'd expect from a false Christian like him.

 

[Tiresome]

But then it's what I'd expect from a false Christian like him.

In my years on this planet, I've found that the bigger the visual show someone makes of their supposed holiness, the less they actually are. If there's a hell, Jack's fat is gonna sizzle in it until they smell it up in heaven.

 

[myhairisonfire]

In my years on this planet, I've found that the bigger the visual show someone makes of their supposed holiness, the less they actually are. If there's a hell, Jack's fat is gonna sizzle in it until they smell it up in heaven.
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The cross necklace being proudly worn outside of the shirt always signifies "I am a total piece of shit and am using religion to achieve something." Could be money, attention, or a feeling of superiority. Nice Christians don't need to flaunt their faith.



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[the khat quaffer]

Most true Christians have a sense of humility even if they only choose to use it occasionally when it's useful. Fatty can't even fake that sometimes. Any time somebody says something to him about his lack of Christian spirit he gets pissed off.

But then it's what I'd expect from a false Christian like him.

I think if baby Atreyu turned out gay and found a black lover in San Francisco, Jack's skull would rupture into a Coneheads parody.

The cross necklace being proudly worn outside of the shirt always signifies "I am a total piece of shit and am using religion to achieve something." Could be money, attention, or a feeling of superiority. Nice Christians don't need to flaunt their faith.

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The fact that it's clearly warped/smushed signifies that Captain Crisco sat on it one day and it just kinda stayed in his mudflaps for a few days.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I actually never heard of that but it makes sense.

Besides as it's been stated "Boomer" is as much a mindset as it is an age and Fatty is 100% of a Boomer mindset.


Most true Christians have a sense of humility even if they only choose to use it occasionally when it's useful. Fatty can't even fake that sometimes. Any time somebody says something to him about his lack of Christian spirit he gets pissed off.

But then it's what I'd expect from a false Christian like him.

Comes down to this for the early White Gen-Xers if you ask them to name a tragic event in the 90's and if they say the Death of Kurt Cobain they have a Gen-X mindset if they say the OJ Verdict they have a Boomer mindset and I think we can guess where Jack is.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

In my years on this planet, I've found that the bigger the visual show someone makes of their supposed holiness, the less they actually are. If there's a hell, Jack's fat is gonna sizzle in it until they smell it up in heaven.
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Wasn't Jesus himself against such things and said that all that mattered was how you act and not how you want it to look like you act?

 

[Tiresome]

Wasn't Jesus himself against such things and said that all that mattered was how you act and not how you want it to look like you act?

Jesus at various times predicted basically every single aspect of hypocrisy, selfishness and evil that you see in self-professed 'Christians' today.

 

[semitooth]

Spoiler: archive: "ZAXBY'S, 7 BREW, PANERA - FOOD NEWS"

2:33

 

[p1138]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DLN1HZNS7Gc

"They're racing toward a thousand units" you mean a thousand locations?

He's confused about chicken bacon ranch, a combination that has been popular for decades? "eberybody is brobly gonna come out with chicken bacon ranch"

"I didn't know they did hot chicken in texas" apparently Fatty who is tuned into fast food hasn't noticed the hot chicken fast food places opening up during the past few years. Somehow people in England eating hot chicken is interesting.

Of course he wants the arbys cheesesteak.

"Panera doing market bowls, I don't know why they're doing market bowls, I guess because they're healthy?"

Yes fatty, because they look healthy and normal people being active in the summer want something that looks healthier, isn't just a pile of cheese, and makes sense to be eaten cold. Still throws a tantrum about "why you cramming salad in bread and making those stuffed bread salad things" he's still angy over evil begetables being in a sandwich and can't fathom that not everyone wants to sit and eat a fucking salad. "I kinda liked panera back in the day, not a big fan today" oh we can tell.

 

[An YTMND User]

So, is he a prime example of AI Psychosis? Because I never seen it play out in real time.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Comes down to this for the early White Gen-Xers if you ask them to name a tragic event in the 90's and if they say the Death of Kurt Cobain they have a Gen-X mindset if they say the OJ Verdict they have a Boomer mindset and I think we can guess where Jack is.

Interesting take. The biggest tragedy of the 90's in my opinion? JNCO jeans.

Wasn't Jesus himself against such things and said that all that mattered was how you act and not how you want it to look like you act?

Jesus was against religion. His entire view was the performative religious types, like Fatty, are doing it for attention. The real ones do their praying in private.

he's still angy over evil begetables being in a sandwich and can't fathom that not everyone wants to sit and eat a fucking salad. "I kinda liked panera back in the day, not a big fan today" oh we can tell.

A lot of sandwiches NEED vegetables. You need look no further than the classic pulled pork... sorry pulpork sandwich. What do you get with this?

A cheap bun, lots of pulpork, a bit of BBQ sauce then a heaping pile of coleslaw on top followed by the top bun.


Smash that sucker down and take a bite.

And of course he doesn't like Panera now that they're pushing evil vegetables on him.

 

[the khat quaffer]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DLN1HZNS7Gc

Spoiler: archive: "ZAXBY'S, 7 BREW, PANERA - FOOD NEWS"

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i sincerely hope tammy leaves you in the middle of an intersection during rush hour