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God doesn't want him, and lidurally the debil can't be bothered either so the spirit of the ever hungry wendigo retains it's current form until the day when his grandson will be able to shovel food into his own face at which point the spirit will pass on and leave Fatty's carcass to rot.
Yeah Quiznos used to be great. I would get their chicken caesar flatbread salad a good 2-3x a week back in high school. Those mini 'sammies' sandwiches were pretty good too, especially for like $2.
I genuinely don't get what he's bitching about here. One of those would fill me up. I'm never going to buy one because I don't go to Papa John's and if I wanted a sandwich I have tons of choices where I live, but like, if I were at an airport, mall, or theme park or something, and some place selling a sandwich like that for $10 was all that was available quickly, I'd buy it and be fine with it.
ETA: Tammy WHAT THE FUCK, do you have a license to carry ALL THAT CAKE?
Yeah Quiznos used to be great. I would get their chicken caesar flatbread salad a good 2-3x a week back in high school. Those mini 'sammies' sandwiches were pretty good too, especially for like $2.
I genuinely don't get what he's bitching about here. One of those would fill me up. I'm never going to buy one because I don't go to Papa John's and if I wanted a sandwich I have tons of choices where I live, but like, if I were at an airport, mall, or theme park or something, and some place selling a sandwich like that for $10 was all that was available quickly, I'd buy it and be fine with it.
ETA: Tammy WHAT THE FUCK, do you have a license to carry ALL THAT CAKE?
"I always say...stay in your lane"
- fat fuck youtube foodie that has half a dozen channels covering technology, bible shit, politics, livestreams about whatever's pissing him off that particular news cycle
1:10 "I don't think they're gonna be good but I don't think they're gonna be awful"
pick a lane (they'll be awful)
1:40 ....I agree, 25% of that box is empty. Filled with paper. Thaaat is sad. Unacceptable. It's their first sandwiches and they don't size them right?!
1:58 "I don't even see anything in the sandwich!"
maybe lift the fucking bread
Also, proof that Mommy buys everything:
3:23 SHABOTTA BREAD
that bread is toasted like shit and burnt at the edges
4:32
Jack on the Go. It's Jack sitting in his car in a parking lot for like a minute. Ten bucks says Mommy's inside getting the food. The rest of the video is back home. Tammy doing human things like cleaning, organizing in the background while her 400 pound lying sack of bird shit husband eats sammies and whines. Bitches like always about not enough meat.
For once I agree, these turd sandwiches deserve their F grade. PJ's should troll everyone and put a disclaimer on their boxes: "these sandwiches are priced by weight, not volume. 25% of this box might be empty space."
PS: Tammy, love the cosplay
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PPS: what's the deal with that mirror in the backseat, to our right next to Jack? Never seen that. Is that some fat cripple thing?
Baby mirror, you can see the carseat as well. I'm assuming the kids have been using Tammy's and they just didn't bother to remove it since it's not like Tammy or Fatty have any use for the back seat.
Complains about crumbs, too stupid to realize they're just making sandwiches with prepared pizza toppings.
"I don't see any meat, barely any"
It's the sandwich most loaded with meat with plenty of chicken and bacon visible.
"I know what they're going to taste like a mouth full of bread, no meat, some taste of begetables, thassit"
These do look like shit, but Fatty still doesn't understand that a sandwich isn't simply a conveyance to get meat and cheese into his face without needing to use a fork.
"flavor's not bad, I'd a thrown more chicken in my mouth but flavor's not bad" WHAT?
Retard unable to take a reasonable bite, so shoves so much of the sandwich into his face he can't close his mouth as he chews.
"I got past the bread" see my previous statement about what he believes sandwiches to be.
This man ate all 3 of those sandwiches. We know damned well he did.
Chicken bacon ranch. 780 calories
Philly cheesesteak 790 calories
Steak & mushroom 820
This man ate 2390 calories for lunch, and we know this because Tammy likely got her own sandwich and ate it by herself, because they didn't just buy the 3, they bought 4 items. Or worse, they also bought a pizza and Fatty ate half of that as well.
edit: They went to the Papa Johns in Nashville, 30 minutes away and then drove back home, instead of stopping at the 2 on the way to Nashville, or just going to the one in Springfield 12 minutes away? wtf?
God doesn't want him, and lidurally the debil can't be bothered either so the spirit of the ever hungry wendigo retains it's current form until the day when his grandson will be able to shovel food into his own face at which point the spirit will pass on and leave Fatty's carcass to rot.
Each stroke is supposed to kill him but neither God nor Satan want him so they keep resurrecting him and hoping that next time he dies the other one will take him.
At this rate Fatty is going to live forever. It'll be the year 2,000,000, the world will be run by the cockroaches and Fatty will still be doing the same shit he's doing now but will just be a brain in a cyborg body but will still only have one functional limb.
God, Scalfatty. You need seatbelt extenders. You're gobbling down 3000 calories of ultra-processed slop for lunch. Your physique resembles "baby's first snowman in animal crossing", you fat freak.
What a joyless life he has. I'm willing to bet Jack hasn't touched a loaf of actual, proper bread in ages, and has never enjoyed the simple pleasure of eating a piece of crusty bread dipped in vinaigrette because "idz burjurtubuhs".
What a joyless life he has. I'm willing to bet Jack hasn't touched a loaf of actual, proper bread in ages, and has never enjoyed the simple pleasure of eating a piece of crusty bread dipped in vinaigrette because "idz burjurtubuhs".
He HATES bread, that's the only reason he tips his hamburgers sideways so he can dig his disgusting tongue into the meat first, it infuriates him the milliseconds taken to bite through bread in order to get to da GUd MEET.
He HATES bread, that's the only reason he tips his hamburgers sideways so he can dig his disgusting tongue into the meat first, it infuriates him the milliseconds taken to bite through bread in order to get to da GUd MEET.
And despite that he keeps desperately attempting to make stuff like bread. Such as spamming cheese or egg to mimick it. He also got angier with a breadless product than with it.
So he hates bread but also keeps trying to have it. That's how food insecure he is.
So when Jackie said no more Fat on the Go, I guess he meant no more filming FotG, just the pretense of it. All filming will be done in-house at his hovel but still uploaded.
Jack went live on his cousin Jimmy's channel's today. Several topics were discussed in typical retarded fashion, but the most important item Jack revealed today was that he is considering ending Jack on the Go. His reasoning was that he thinks "everyone should be cooking at home", but this revelation followed a bunch of discussion about interest rates and cost of living, so it's likely that this is just Jack lying like he always does, and Jack and Tammy are in a Financhew Crisis.
It kinda tracks since this is the third Go video (Cantonese Brisket, Popeye's) in recent memory where it was all filmed at home. The crunch wrap video (personal favorite) was technically filmed on location, but edited poorly to exclude a segment where he threw a tantrum. Maybe some people had had enough of Jack's phone in public and he can't wave his phone around anymore while people are trying to eat.
It kinda tracks since this is the third Go video (Cantonese Brisket, Popeye's) in recent memory where it was all filmed at home. The crunch wrap video (personal favorite) was technically filmed on location, but edited poorly to exclude a segment where he threw a tantrum. Maybe some people had had enough of Jack's phone in public and he can't wave his phone around anymore while people are trying to eat.
So maybe word has reached all restaurants in his area that they're stopping this fat faggot from filming in their locations and that's why Fat on the Go has ended. And now it's just Fat at Home.
