💼 Careercow David Jaffe / Jaffe Games / The Jaffe Stream - From Twisted Metal & God of War creator to a mentally apeshit-insane old lolcow yelling at a cloud. Groomed his teen daughter to become trans, simping for misandrist anti-gamer feminists, streaming pro-woke & pro-leftist gaming rants, hates Metroid Dread.

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"I love Crimson Desert and AI, but I'm an angry old asshole!"
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He thinks Twitter/X is 4chan, and all Jewish people are greedy goblins.
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David Jaffe discussing Crimson Desert and AI with Gene Park.

3:51

Reminder that David Jaffe's soyboy butt-buddy Gene Park has a sexual fetish of snorting sweaty stinky lolcow assholes like Paul Tassi, Del "TheCartelDel" Walker, Mightykeef / Mightyqueef, Tyler "Juniper" Sternbach of The Onion, and David "Airbagged" Rivera (Gene Park also likes to simp for Alyssa Mercante too).


When I said that Gene Park is a soyboy butt-buddy of David Jaffe, I'm not joking. He literally looks like a soyboy beta cuck. I mean, look at his nose. Damn!
EDIT: Soyjak version of him.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

So he's another sperg that sees ugly greedy goblins and immediately thinks of jews, lol lmao

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Can you guys say, out of the games Jaffe commented on, what are the better ones?

 

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David Jaffe trying to discuss God of War but instead turns it to God of Slapfights.
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And then there's the Superman slapfights.
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David Jaffe talking about both Pragmata and consoles with game passes is like him comparing apples to oranges. And if you tell him he's wrong, he goes apeshit as usual. Not even Alyssa Mercante's simps (and Airbagged dickriders) GrimnoGhost and K-Med aka K-Simp doesn't believe his conversation.
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David Jaffe going apeshit crazy again. This time he's provoking gamers as "incels" over sexy characters in gaming.
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And cheering for Anita Sarkeesian in Slay the Spire 2 like the mentally fat apeshit cuckold he is.
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David Jaffe on Mixtape. And as usual, going apeshit.
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3:01

And here's David Jaffe going apeshit over Donald Trump releasing the UFO Files, claiming he speaks on behalf of the human race as "stupid people".
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0:18

EDIT: And still going apeshit over being pointed out from his hypocrisy and apeshit-insane strawman.
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[Frosted Snowflakes]

Currently simping for Bunni the Clown that isn't Alyssa Mercante, Anita Sarkeesian, and Zoe Quinn.


Soyjak-cheering for his favorite clickbait butt-buddy Gene Park.


But he still prefers games with woke agendas & ideologies that clickbait journalists love, instead of fun games like The Adventures of Elliot.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Currently simping for Bunni the Clown that isn't Alyssa Mercante, Anita Sarkeesian, and Zoe Quinn.

Who the fuck is Bunni the Clown? This still not will make David any less of a creep, than he already is...

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Currently simping for Bunni the Clown that isn't Alyssa Mercante, Anita Sarkeesian, and Zoe Quinn.
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Soyjak-cheering for his favorite clickbait butt-buddy Gene Park.
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But he still prefers games with woke agendas & ideologies that clickbait journalists love, instead of fun games like The Adventures of Elliot.
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Is that a woman dressing up in clown makeup for goonclowns? Is this real life?

 

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Call David Jaffe a pedophile defender for defending pedophiles & groomers like himself, he goes apeshit.
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[Frosted Snowflakes]

David Jaffe is such a pro-woke bootlicker that the Disney Star Wars films including Solo is good to him.


Simping for Taylor Swift in the Paralives game.

 

[Would]

Alyssa’s pussy might smell like horse shit but it must have a vice grip pull or something for so many devs to fawn over her butch ass.
Jaffe, Sam Lake (Max Payne)… all donating money to her cause and projects while clamoring open support.

David Jaffe has an unhealthy obsession with making everyone gay and trans,

Troll’s remorse on overdrive.
He was the edgiest anti-homo in the room at Sony, until God punished him with a homo kid.

 

[Would]

David Jaffe flapping his big fat lolcow mouth on LOLCOW CRYPT and streaming with his butt-buddy Colin Moriarty?

I thought Colin didn’t like Jaffe or vice versa?

Carmack hasn't done anything in a long time

But has maintained the goodwill of devs, yes, because he keeps to himself and doesn't flip out like Jaffe

Carmack hasnt done anything by choice.
He dropped game development to pursue other ventures and still has no interest in game development anymore.

He has kept the goodwill of fans because he has kept the same views as he did 25-30 years ago and is still an 80s-90s nerd at heart. Meanwhile John Romero became a tranny lover.

Oh and Carmack is now despised by journos because he dared to side with muh nazi gamers on several issues and had no qualms attending conventions hosted by muh nazis.

 

[Jonny Greenwood]

Meanwhile John Romero became a tranny lover.

Although John Romero lost goodwill long ago with Daikatana

 

[Samuel Fuller]

This thread is one obsessed faggot talking to himself

Anyway, spergs of Jaffe's variety are common in the industry

John Carmack, for example, is a similar level of autist but nobody cares because Carmack is a programming savant and keeps to himself

When it comes to programming/computer shit in general, the best you can hope is that it's the savant type of autist

Said obsessed faggot also appears to be an ESL-tard to boot!

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

David Jaffe going apeshit as usual.
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"Diversity is my favorite cuckoldry fetish! I LOVE DIVERSITY!!"

11:20

Speaking of cuckoldry, he's still simping for Bunni the Clown.


Lolcow / Simp crossover with Donjay "TTBN" Kakonde