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There's an excellent thread by Coiler on Space Battles that sums up Lind's insane manifesto. I'm not crazy enough to read through the whole fucking book of Lind's super reactionary bullshit even if part of it is free.
There's an excellent thread by Coiler on Space Battles that sums up Lind's insane manifesto. I'm not crazy enough to read through the whole fucking book of Lind's super reactionary bullshit even if part of it is free.
Whenever people used to talk shit about his novels on the various message boards, Tom "Space Marine" Kratman would register an account, start arguing with people, and challenge random internet posters to IRL fisticuffs. He is a pretty scary dude to meet in person, people who have met him say he has a cold corpse-like demeanor, some of which can be conveyed through his head shot.
You can read most of his books for free on Baen's Free Library. It's mostly a much more edgelordy version of Jace's Tiberius Rising. His main series is about fascist American space marines fighting evil Islams who are busy raping Europe.
He doesn't like the feminist, and in one of his legendary rants he REEEEs hard about letting them into his army. He thinks they are too sex crazy and weak for combat service, then congratulate himself on the time that he banned two of his female subordinates from taking their leave in Cairo, thus singlehandedly saving them from being gang raped by Arabs.
In case you haven't noticed yet, he has an obsession with Islams raping Westerners, and this thing started for him in the early '90s, long before the current migrant crisis.
Even when he's dead-wrong.
Even when he's an immoral monster.
Even when he's sucking Zionist cock.
He does TEND toward fastidious accuracy.
As far as military shit, I would presume he's right, and everyone who tries to dunk on him is deluded and wrong.
But he has his own delusions, his own blind spots, his own gruesome misjudgments, and they're horrifyingly fake/stupid/gay. He haaaaaaates Muslims soooooooo much...WHY? Because he's either possessed by a Vril worm, or being constantly beamed by a Naylor-1996 beam, or forever extorted because he once did some abominable sin in a slavemasonic ceremony because it would "help beat the Soviets" blahblahblah, or he's simply just a shameless Jew, ethnically? MORE THAN JUST THE QUARTER HE ADMITS. Ahem. Ask me how I know that. (I won't be able to tell you, here, because of the dumb point-defeating anti-self-doxxing rules which mandate dishonesty about oneself.)
I always find it amusing when people put their military career front and center in their public persona in civilian life when they weren't even very good at it in reality.
Looks cropped and put in front of another background. I also have suspicions about that eye color.
Soooooo, he should've sucked EVEN MORE Zionist dick and let however many hundreds of DL superiors blow loads in his ass...in order to get a juicy command and become a full General? You people actually respect the depraved military hierarchy? Or are you just fellow members on the periphery of their satanic treasonous cult?
I have no doubt that Kratman was an average, if not spectacular officer who did his job well enough. The thing is that usually, even those officers get a battalion command. My theory is that he let some of his ideas about training or actual engagements and tactics for them slip to someone higher up the chain who then (for very good reasons) made sure he never saw a combat command in his life, and was never allowed any real position of responsibility. A very good choice on their part, but of course like any good lolcow, even decades after the fact good old Tom is still very salty about it. Maybe he was passed over for an actual command by a muslim, it'd explain a lot of his hate even before the current wave of anti-islamic right wing sentiment. As for serving in the 101st Airborne as @Tranhuviya mentioned in the OP, that's not extremely special in the grand scheme of things. However, it's an odd coincidence with the family member I mentioned earlier, he also started his career there. I might be able to play Six Degrees of Tom Kratman.
Also that is the picture he puts on his own website. It's real, I think. At least the stare. Probably the other reason they didn't promote him was that they'd done a psych test and realized he was a total fucking sociopath, or just looked into his soulless eyes.
EDIT: I also found the image for the OP too, if you don't mind adding this
Along similar lines, I was genuinely amused when the best thing various Sad Puppies boosters could bring themselves to say about "Big Boys Don't Cry" was, "I believe it's the best thing he's ever written."
That...may be true, but it is faint praise indeed.
Southie, the original pre-yuppie-occupation version, had someone about as funny or funnier than Bill Burr on basically every block, in basically every extended family, often more than one.
I didn't want to double post, but seeing that there's any interest in the thread from anyone other than me, I'll share this amusing exchange I found after posting the last one:
I must caution that I can't verify that account is really him, but the comments certainly align with the way he interacts online generally, and the account's subscriptions certainly line up with it really being him too:
Unsurprisingly, the link to his official youtube account (not this account) from his website is dead, with a message indicating that the account was suspended due to TOS violations.
Why did he defect to where those hillbillies live? Why didn't he return to New England, to avoid all those incestuous Southerners? Why does he feel SO COMFORTABLE around them? Why does he privately make sooooo many flippant jokes about incest that seem to have a pro-incest thrust to them?
BTW since he boasted about attending a "top decile" law school, I should mention that he got his JD from Washington and Lee University, which was ranked 26th out of 194 US law schools in the 2019 U.S. News & World Report. The language he used made it obvious that he went to a tier 2 school and not a T14, because obviously he likes to boast and play up his credentials to the extent possible while trying to keep his statements technically correct, but it wasn't even technically correct in this instance. Granted, to be fair to him it's not crazy far off and it may have actually been true at the time he attended in the early 90's.
But it seems like a common theme, in any case, that he has credentials that are legitimately relatively impressive but he still feels the need to embellish them to make them sound better than they actually are.
Also, Caliphate is available for free online, so I've given it a look and it's hilarious as expected. I'm literally only three pages in (not counting the prologue) and it's already been established that in the year 2103, "Mohammad" is the most common name in Europe, Muslims carry guns around to intimidate infidels (who are forbidden from owning them), and Muslims impose exorbitant taxes on Christians and enslave their boys to force them to be soldiers and their girls to force them into prostitution.
You chose ONE arbitrary year, and W&L was right on the edge of the top 10%...probably no surprise that he despises you psychotic disingenuous tranny shitstains, then, right?
That’s his entire Carrera stories. Half the reason I’ll need a drink doing “A Desert Called Peace” is the entire book is him being preachy and going “no this totally isn’t a comment on how I would run a real army.”
EDIT: Here's the most recent post, hot off the presses.
The reason why his books are so mediocre, why he writes dozens of mediocre books, instead of concentrating his truly deep and well-educated brain on a few pretty good or even good books, is that under the radar, while you demented cunts weren't even capable of imagining it, apparently...Kratman was publicly war-gaming for an imminent civil war, which is MORE IMMINENT NOW THAN IT WILL EVER BE, because the next step is the war itself. Kratman's fanbase includes the most hardcore conservative patriots in the country, thousands of them. Extreeeeeemely well-armed, very well-trained, and unspeakably enraged at YOU PEOPLE for EXCELLENT reasons. I reported his "covert" civil war planning to the FBI in 2020, just in case I was right. You're welcome, cuntstains...but you shouldn't thank me, because you're all still completely doomed.
Is he related to Rob Lind the lead singer of Blood 4 Blood who went to Latin School and dated Bethany Donovan before I did and before Daniel Lewin fucked her while she was his family's babysitter?
I'd edit that last reply, but gee, the window closed. To me, I do not see the point of distinguishing between 10 individual replies to 10 individuals, or 10 merged into one. But now I do recall that there exist some pathetic idiots who spam message boards to boost their post totals...I forgot they existed. So, from now on, I will respect that dumb rule, out of respect for the fact that so many people are even dumber than the rule.
Here's another dumb rule, ultimately:
No self-doxxing.
It's fundamentally anti-truth.
It mandates dishonesty about oneself.
No bueno.
Luckily, there seems to be an implied Necessity exception. Yes? @Null I think this qualifies. From the scrapbook of family memories of her presented to my mother and Tom Kratman's favorite aunt, Grace Chandler, on her 75th birthday in 2015:
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