"I'm sure your father would be very disappointed"
How proud do you think Tom's father is that his son's only acclaim in the world is PCL? This is the thing I think I hate the most about Tom. He really thinks he's a star. He's on Corey Feldman levels of delusion about his own fame and importance as a person.
Tom, I know you skulk around here. You are not a celebrity. You're just some doughy middle aged guy who wrangled a retard from a depressed burned out comedian who's been working the comedy store since the early 90s.. The ultimate irony of all this is that no matter what happens you are stuck with Perry. This is forever. There is no escaping the Caravello curse. There is no separating your life from his, his fate from yours. No matter how this ends it will end with you the bad guy and hated by everyone out in Los Angeles who knew Perry in the pre PCL era. Every Big3/WCH fan hates you. People only casually familiar with all this think you're a creep. No matter what happens you lose. You're not even making any real money off this shit anymore. This isn't some multimillion dollar empire. Its just a bunch of unfunny adult children with 8th grader humor tormenting some guy who has no concept of his own reality.