💼 Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy / Nathfield - “Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu

[Rancid Xylitol]

IMO, a lot of his recent posts have a serious case of AI prose. If he's not having AI write these posts directly, I have a feeling he's spent a *lot* of time recently talking to ChatGPT or Claude, to the point where it's really rubbing off on him.

After reading a bit of his book (it's like looking at a car crash when driving by), I can tell he wrote very, very little of it. It reads exactly like the type of thing ChatGPT would crank out if you asked it to write a book about converting from worshiping a cartoon to worshiping Allah (PBUH or whatever) while also providing some basic autobiographical facts.

Some of the tells: a zillion em-dashes. Look at how he wrote in the past. He didn't use any. More so, the use of "it's not X, it's not Y, it's Z". ChatGPT loves to say that.

There's a snippet at the beginning of the book disclosing that AI was used, but mentioning it was used more as a dictionary. I'd imagine whoever he published through requires that, but I'm guessing the use of it was greatly downplayed.

Let me ask you: if you took a man-child that has never worked hard in his life and doesn't know what it is like to apply honest effort anywhere and he wrote a book in the post-AI age what is more likely: did he sit down, carefully curating each word and thought until perfect OR just give ChatGPT the name of the chapter and some basic facts and lightly edit it.

I'd like to think any "real" Muslim would be offended at this weirdo waving their flag of faith, but you really never know these days. Nathen certainly has the fashion sense of Liberace. I wouldn't doubt he has the same sexual orientation as well.

Thanks for posting the PDF. It's always interesting to get a view of insanity from the inside, even if it was largely produced by AI.

 

[LiquidKid]

Nathen misunderstanding that his post went viral because people are mocking him

2:10

And now he’s against contraception

 

[Tiresome]

And now he’s against contraception

I suspect this fucker has left his semen on unsuspecting peoples' possessions and in their food. He's exactly the kind of type to do it.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

And now he’s against contraception

Don't need a condom if you're cumming in a male cat's asshole.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Nathen misunderstanding that his post went viral because people are mocking him

Isn’t the belief that animals are Muslim pretty normal as far as Islam goes? Like, don’t they think literally everything is Muslim by default and non-Muslims only forgot how much we love Allah? Obviously it’s still a goofy ass thing to post, but his logic kinda tracks. Unless I’m just totally talking out of my ass here.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Isn’t the belief that animals are Muslim pretty normal as far as Islam goes?

I think the normal saying is that all muslims are animals not the other way around.

 

[A Pleasant Disposition]

Oh man, you would’ve loved KingCobraJFS

I was actually thinking as I wrote this whether or not to say "I guess I really missed out with Cobes." Much appreciation for confirming my suspicions.

Nathen is often dishonest when he expresses interest and he constantly lies to over inflate his ego and sense of importance, but the shenanigans he gets up ton ina consistent basis without ever changing his style or outlook leads me to believe that he’s extremely genuine in his resolve, which is to be famous no matter what

There is a part of me that actually wants to see him improve, because his struggle is wholly internal.

One of the first cows I ever heard of, even before Chris Chan, was Ulillillia. The last I heard, he began managing his crippling autism and absurd fears and becoming closer to a "normal person," which I actually felt to be very heartening.

 

[nelly98]

What the fuck am I reading

 

[Retarded INTP]

Ulillillia

IIRC that guy was somewhat wholesome even at his autistic peak back in the days.

What the fuck am I reading

Yes

 

[Nuclear Crow Accident]

After reading a bit of his book (it's like looking at a car crash when driving by), I can tell he wrote very, very little of it. It reads exactly like the type of thing ChatGPT would crank out if you asked it to write a book about converting from worshiping a cartoon to worshiping Allah (PBUH or whatever) while also providing some basic autobiographical facts.

Some of the tells: a zillion em-dashes. Look at how he wrote in the past. He didn't use any. More so, the use of "it's not X, it's not Y, it's Z". ChatGPT loves to say that.

There's a snippet at the beginning of the book disclosing that AI was used, but mentioning it was used more as a dictionary. I'd imagine whoever he published through requires that, but I'm guessing the use of it was greatly downplayed.

Let me ask you: if you took a man-child that has never worked hard in his life and doesn't know what it is like to apply honest effort anywhere and he wrote a book in the post-AI age what is more likely: did he sit down, carefully curating each word and thought until perfect OR just give ChatGPT the name of the chapter and some basic facts and lightly edit it.

I'd like to think any "real" Muslim would be offended at this weirdo waving their flag of faith, but you really never know these days. Nathen certainly has the fashion sense of Liberace. I wouldn't doubt he has the same sexual orientation as well.

Thanks for posting the PDF. It's always interesting to get a view of insanity from the inside, even if it was largely produced by AI.

I'm certainly not trying to defend this chucklefuck, but I used to lurk that shitty subreddit for bitches who dated AI "boyfriends" looking for personal lolcows, and all of them had the same kind of speech.
Maybe this guy just RPed with a Nathfield chatbot so much he adopted the same way of speaking, and running that shitheap he calls a book through another AI just made it worse.

 

[Francium]

I'm certainly not trying to defend this chucklefuck, but I used to lurk that shitty subreddit for bitches who dated AI "boyfriends" looking for personal lolcows, and all of them had the same kind of speech.
Maybe this guy just RPed with a Nathfield chatbot so much he adopted the same way of speaking, and running that shitheap he calls a book through another AI just made it worse.

y'know, that kinda just makes me wonder if nathfieldGPT was also the one to show him the glory of Allah

 

[LiquidKid]

Something “Lasagna shaped” is coming









He also spent a minute in the comment section of some news site complaining about a papa John’s Toy Story collab because “he did it first” but he deleted that before I could archive it. My bad

 

[Nuclear Crow Accident]

y'know, that kinda just makes me wonder if nathfieldGPT was also the one to show him the glory of Allah

I don't doubt it. There's no easier prey for AI delusion syndrome than a bored autistic billionaire nepo baby.
This mental image is so funny to me, actually. Just imagine this retard in a penthouse or whatever, with pretty much every creature comfort from every corner of the globe available to him with a snap of his fingers, and all he's doing is feeding these insane delusions in a souped-up version of Cleverbot.

 

[lurking for the deets]

Very entergaging. I'm glad Nathan didn't forget his OC during his autistic allah awakening, I was a bit worried.

 

[LiquidKid]

Did you find your shadow?

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Nathfield x Shadow the hedgehog angst yaoi is canon? Holy based.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

The only person he might have grifted was Quinton Reviews of all people.

Nathen lost two big Garfield plushies (one because of UPS, the other Quinton actually received) and one he gave at a discount. GarfieldEats got some bad rep because everyone believed Q had been scammed, Q called for a boycott until he was promised a replacement and Nathen ended up introducing an item to the menu that was (according to Q) a reference to him in the form of a sauce advertised with his catch phrase "that's all you need".

 

[LiquidKid]

Nathen lost two big Garfield plushies (one because of UPS, the other Quinton actually received) and one he gave at a discount. GarfieldEats got some bad rep because everyone believed Q had been scammed, Q called for a boycott until he was promised a replacement and Nathen ended up introducing an item to the menu that was (according to Q) a reference to him in the form of a sauce advertised with his catch phrase "that's all you need".

And yet Quinton still invested in him

 

[LiquidKid]

Nathen’s recent posts





He is very against contraceptive. Also Garfield can cum. Not sure why he would know, he has never had any control over Garfield as a character.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I shouldn’t be saying this since I signed an NDA, but I’m Nathfield’s top demonologist. He assured me that if I could enlist the aid of a Duke of Hell, I would be granted a majority stake in Egeez. After a prolonged ritual—including a great deal of anal stimulation—I managed to conjure Lord Beleth to real and visible appearance. Unfortunately, despite expending an enormous amount of effluvium on this invocation, I have yet to receive any compensation for my services. Nathen’s lawyers maintain that the daemon which so clearly manifested before us in his bedroom was merely another of his many oversized Garfield plushies.