💼 Careercow David Orr / Gamin4Hope - Failed At Becoming an Overwatch Pro, Father of 3 Kids who Quit his Job to Play Overwatch, Ebegs and Crashes Out on Stream Regularly, Plays Overwatch Like Shit

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Gamin is shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic IMG_7918.jpeg
 
I ran into a couple of these dumb meme edits a couple weeks ago that got a chuckle out of me. This was the only one I saved
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The other protagonist of the video Flats isn't much of a lolcow (though has had a few moments) more so just funny because fat


I also searched Gamin4Hope on the game's official forums and all that came up is this ween on a burner account making a really poor attempt to get David banned

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I don't get all the clip channels for this guy just clipping complete nothing content. Like this match is just nothingness.

1st life he stays at an aggressive angle that he can't get value out of for too long, gets farmed by discord, runs into a bit of bad luck with cassidy getting to highground right when he retreats there, and dies a dumb death before the real fight even started. 2nd life is a last ditch stall attempt for the checkpoint, it's normal for defense to get wiped in 5 seconds in this type of fight. 3rd life his moira hard feeds (her gameplay there is significantly worse than anything he does in the video btw) and he gives up

He's barely giving commentary, gameplay isn't great but not bad enough that it's comedic in it's own right like Phil, even the ragequit is anticlimactic. There's just no funny there. Like not even a DPS clip channel would turn this into a 5 minute clip.


I do at least find it funny how one of the big clip channels just has over a fifth of the screen as bingo card at this point even though the clips themselves are pretty dry

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idk what i hate looking at more, the sensory overload of the game or the weird egg creature in the facecam
 
"Fully legitimate", meanwhile most of the account's playtime is on torb, a hero David does not play... hes hand leveling his new account, and unsurprisingly is playing his usual tank roster and not torb
 
"Fully legitimate", meanwhile most of the account's playtime is on torb, a hero David does not play... hes hand leveling his new account, and unsurprisingly is playing his usual tank roster and not torb
the big giveaway was the settings I think. he complained about the sensitivity when he started and had to adjust it. so he played however many hours on a hero he never plays with a sensitivity he wasn't used to before suddenly having a problem with it on stream? 100% a purchased account.

shouldn't even be a big deal, and it's gay that it's against tos. but he lied about it and will have a melty when someone else breaks tos so yeah kinda deserved lmao
 
I was visiting my parents recently and while there my brother was watching something on his phone that made him laugh.
My mother asked him, what's so funny?
He goes, "this fat guy I'm watching" "Well I mean, I'm not laughing because he's fat, I'm laughing because of how bad he is at this game"

This was it. My time to shine. All of the time I've spent researching lolcows on the internet, the hours I spent analyzing the behavior of retards, all for this.

My brother isn't 40, so I knew he likely wasn't talking about DSP.

That's when I just came out and said it.
"You talking about Gamin4Hope?"
My brother was just like "How the fuck did you know that"
My response, "I know everything about internet retards man."
 
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That's a good point, the OP needs to mention that he's paying for an overwatch coach to watch his replays and tell him what to do better. In his original video about trying to go pro, he includes a screenshot of what his coach is telling him. It looks like very mediocre advice.
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From what he shows of his playing, he's a fairly mediocre player. But there's always a sucker willing to part with their money for no real gain.
 
DAVID HAS QUIT OVERWATCH BECAUSE OF THE STREAM SNIPERS, ALSO FUCK THE LITTLE FAGGOT COCKSUCKER WHO’S HARASSING DAVID, HE DIDNT DO NOTHIN WRONG
 
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