💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votos: 131 17.0%

  • 1 year

    Votos: 67 8.7%

  • 6 months

    Votos: 86 11.1%

  • 3 months

    Votos: 89 11.5%

  • 1 month

    Votos: 32 4.1%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votos: 367 47.5%
  • Total de votantes
    772
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Korpon dijo:
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He looks like the offspring of a Deep One and a human
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I dunno, this feels more blood meridian.

His feet are light and nimble on the controller. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow, TASing his way through the run, and he was once a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing—frame-perfect excuses tumbling out while the mods ban him forever. He says that he will never die.
 
TV's Adam West dijo:
I dunno, this feels more blood meridian.

His feet are light and nimble on the controller. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow, TASing his way through the run, and he was once a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing—frame-perfect excuses tumbling out while the mods ban him forever. He says that he will never die.
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See the Chibi. He is pale and fat, he wears a thin and ragged Bowser shirt. He stokes the scullery takoyaki. Outside lie dark turned alleys with rags of tranime and darker woods beyond that harbor yet a few last weebs. His folk are known for hewers of dirty bedsheets and drawers of autism but in truth his father has been a deceased man. He lies in mourning, he quoted from poets whose names are now lost. The Chibi crouches by the coffin and watches him, singing karaoke.
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TV's Adam West dijo:
I dunno, this feels more blood meridian.

His feet are light and nimble on the controller. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow, TASing his way through the run, and he was once a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing—frame-perfect excuses tumbling out while the mods ban him forever. He says that he will never die.
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Yeah but Judge Holden is the embodiment of evil but he's a charming and sophisticated man.

Chibi is none of those things.
 
Korpon dijo:
See the Chibi. He is pale and fat, he wears a thin and ragged Bowser shirt. He stokes the scullery takoyaki. Outside lie dark turned alleys with rags of tranime and darker woods beyond that harbor yet a few last weebs. His folk are known for hewers of dirty bedsheets and drawers of autism but in truth his father has been a deceased man. He lies in mourning, he quoted from poets whose names are now lost. The Chibi crouches by the coffin and watches him, singing karaoke.
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God damn it, not only did you take my joke, you did it better. Salute.
 
Hot HOT HOTTT dijo:
He groomed himself for his one-on-one karaoke date with a Japanese girl. He needs to get married to stay in Japan, and then he will make an anchor baby.

"Nippon: Spring of Love" arc of the Chibi manga just dropped, Chibibros.

It's actually genius. Japanese people are far less likely to recognize him as the AGDQ guy. Yea, he does have a 2.2 million view documentary about all of his misdeeds, but how many Japanese girls are going to be digging into English videos on Western lolcows who came to prominence a decade ago, or saw him on that one Japanese interview program where he showed his ass? My guess is not many.

Chibi has been playing 4D chess all along.
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It was so foretold. Inevitable. Predestined. Yellow fever or not, this was the only logical continuation of the Big Chibi in Little Nippon saga.
 
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update to the earlier asspat fishing (it got no replies btw lol)

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I'd like to not be in agreement on that, it'd be nice if you didn't stay inside all day playing retarded tranny pokemon rom hacks, getting catfished and having FFX open for 100+ hours. Giving us bullshit streams with no facecam on. If only you'd be mildly entertaining like you were last year by posting on your funny JP cosplay twitter and IRL streaming. At least then you'd legitimately have the chance to socialize and somehow scrape together a small following. But nah, nigga moved to Japan to live the same exact lifestyle he did in the U.S. and complain that he's lonely and needs to change his life when he already had the perfect chance to.

Back to Michigan nontent gaijin
 
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