Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
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Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Insane Tranny Who Wants to Be Leigh Alexander
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🦊 Furry
Gabriel Sickel / ThisIsGabe / KhordKitty / KhordiKit / Khordz / PianoKat / Xyniroz / Ghörfn / yiffyiff123 / Deborah Kay Butler / Buttercuppedbun
Deadbeat Wannabe-Actor MGTOW Pedo-zoophile - Divorced father of 2 sons. Tried grooming them as infants to be cub furries. Tried to groom a 17yo into sex. Ex-wife cucked him for a pedo. She took the kids. He fucked the family dog. His mom likes horse cock
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Selfshipper turned Real Life Politician Shipper
🌟 Internet Famous
Taaryn Cooper / TaarynIRT / SergeantPebbles / Real Time Studio / Pinata Puppy World / Roblox Galactic Conquest / FNAF In Real Time
See a man make a shitty Maskot horror game while adding a troon robot to his dogshit FNaF 1 Remake, copyright infringement at it's fineness, Midget, Played Fat Kid #1
Enormous Manbaby with family issues. Standing on the grave of AGP. Clickbaiter extraordinaire.
Psychotic furry so caustic he gets banned on every furry website he uses. Defends Kero the Wolf.
🐮 Lolcow
Wrestling Otaku / SeijiStorm10 / Phantomanime Reviews / Fortune 4 Shooters / IWC's Captain Charisma
Overweight wrestling, anime, and sport neckbeard, Incel and MGTOW, Picks internet fights with people who have different wrestling opinions.
A Fat, Queer Russian Artist that pioneered "The tumblr art extremes" who harasses others over fictional female tits
Avian veterinarian that draws eagle porn
DnD Dungeon Master, Twitch Streamer, creator of Verum and Callous Row, alleged sex pest and only 17.8% of his players become his friends.
🦊 Furry
Charles Alexander Berry / Buck Daniel Riley / Toggle the Rat / @onebiggrumpyrat / ExitMouse / Smoochthispooch / huskeyindenial / clunkymunk
Doug Spink's little animal rapist friend
Christ-lovin' nomadic schizo who tweets 24/7 about Sticks, Niggers, Public Urination, Rape, and Megatron.
The problem child of the emulation scene
😵💫 Skitzocow
Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes
LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates
"RAPED BY JESUS", serial harasser, banned from the internet
Professional Con Artist and Conspiracy Theorist Boomer, Called the Police after being Triggered by a Song
Chilean chaser, pronouns respecter, block-happy beaner with troll's remorse, Juju and Vito's pet simp. Now runs the HRT Spic Show.
(((Lawyer))) turned Brazilian pimp and world-renowned journalist who likes smoking meth and licking black people's feet. Leaked the NSA files with Snowden.
Necrophiliac zoophile incel
Wants Vic's head and balls, but not his papers; Cucked by a Chicken Sandwich
Previously convicted couple, stolen tips from staff, sent death threats to Dr.Phil and Gordon Ramsay
😵💫 Skitzocow
Steve Quest / Montagraph / Roy Warren Marshall / "Dale Ellis Bennett" / "Umbrella Man" / "Elite Rule" / "OctoberReignz" / "ImYourGhost"
Elderly schizophrenic troll with decades of history pretending to be a member of intel communities
Fatfur who wants to fight Kiwi Farms IRL, 1v1 this fat fur if you are ready to end it all
🦊 Furry
Matthew Soltys / Nitro Rooski / Capital City Fur Con / Spark the Dalmatian / Fenris the Wolf / Cyder the Donkey / DJMSOL Entertainment
Embezzled thousands from charity to fund a short-lived flop of a furry convention. Got evicted for grooming teenagers in his home. Currently impersonating a far more likable furry.
"Depicting dragons as egg layers is racist and practically blackface!"
Geriatric madman blogging his insanity, pestering the public, and stalking a woman. Stephen King killed John Lennon and the U.S. government, Jews, Soviets and everyone else were of course all involved
🐮 Lolcow
Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends
"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.
Crazy Ass White Supremacist Preacher, Pedophile, Anti-Semitic Militiacow
Zoosadist debunker extraordinare, the house that cub built
Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned many times on TV Tropes/Wikipedia/Wikia/etc.
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💪 Tough Guys
Sam Ambreen / Samina Ambreen Salahuddin / @FridoKala / @SamAmbreenSalah / @SamAmSalahuddin
Muslim apostate, paki, drug addict, far-left extremist, forced fem husband-slave, "raped in womb"
Third Edition: Fear and Loathing of Vagina
arsonist, confessed to murder, most likely cozy.tv streamer to commit a mass shooting
Alt accounts, bad liar, self admitted pedo. Thread 2, discussion edition (Read OP before you post!)
Chronic simpaholic , DXM abuser, Discord Groomer, Stalker, "Expert on the deets"
Creator of "EFILism", Anti-Natalist, Philosopher, Physicist
autistic trans furry, drama magnet, moderated a discord server for a owner who got arrested, ft. the unhinged orbiters interacting with Shreds.
Schitzo Serial Stalker, Convicted Felon, Toilet-Cam Urinalist, Antifa A-log, Snitch, currently stalking IP2 Alice
Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.
[CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist
🎭 Dramacow
Ivy Hollivana / Amelia Augusta / m00nbeans & mstradock / Radock / Andrtunes / Andrew Lloyd
Edgy Musician, Salty SJW Whale Accused of Rape & Angry Transtrender Boyfriend; Involved in a Suicide
Schizophrenic Arsonist Who Hates Soda
The other side of the Tumblr coin. Kung Pow Penis.
"Lemme tell you once again... who's fat?"
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Lazy SJW who lives off parents and gets fired for shitting at work
E621 founder, former FA admin, cub fetishist, non-passing tranny, leftyfur cannibalism victim.
Host of MTV Decoded, Failed TV Pundit, Regressive Racist, and Pepe the Frog Hater
FTM furry tumblr colorblind artist / socjus / callout culture / fat / big hairy Transman clitoris
Writer, Game Developer, and All Around "Popufur" Trash
Scaly YouTuber, open defender of CP/pedophilia, "former" otherkin
Zoophile and former Petlust programmer; diaper fetishist furry; communist atheist neckbeard
Trans-nigga, injects himself with melanotan
Babyfur.me/Twitter Babyfur Community/Babyfur General
🌟 Internet Famous
Adym Steven Evans / Verbalase / Beatboxer From Outer Space / Cartoon Beatbox Battles
YouTube Beatboxer, E-Beggar, Paid 47k For A Hazbin Hotel Porn Animation, Let Me Show You How To Scratch It
Crazy Vegan Lady, Bane of Gordon Ramsey, Destroyer of Dr. Mike, Vegan Donut, lolcow who tries to save literal cows
🌟 Internet Famous
Jared Michael Aycock / Jared "Juggernaut" Genesis / Alpha Genesis / Jared Juggernaut / Punky Jay
Mighty Morphin' Pedo Rangers
"Sex-Positive" MRA & Apologist for Rape, Pedophilia, Cop Killing + Stockholm-Syndrome GF
🦊 Furry
Fabian Guerrero / Fosteryou / GodBible777 / FabianG63242558 / raisinghell5609 / Banditobot / Banditobot3000 / h1mkguy
Fat Mexican Homosexual. Artist and YouTuber. Brony Furfag. Defender of Pedophilia and Zoophilia. Antifa Super Soldier. Discord Degenerate. Dogshit OPsec. Wannabe Edgelord. Reddit Atheist. Thinks Dating 15 Year Olds as an Adult is "Based". "pawsome!"
Candid 2.0, brought to you by Joel Robbinson
Self proclaimed saviour and antifurry
Popular Streamer and Edgy Poser with an army of horny E-girls
Fat, Petty and Vindictive 40+ Year Old Gaming YouTuber. More Like Homewrecker | Bridge Burner.
A tale of backstabs, betrayals and conspiracy
"Logo Designer" on a failing fanbase of creepy controversies and Infinite Trash.
Twitter war between a Canadian in nationality and a Canadian in behavior
SFM Fart Fetishist from Chile
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Schizophrenic open-source philosophy teacher and angel of God, married to a dead 5-year old Palestinian girl
Ween, Cowtipper, Failed Youtuber, Clout chaser, Made a video with EDP445 to "expose a pedophile", Accidentally posted his address to own the haters
Farther Left than Lenin, Farther Left than Castro, Farther Left than the Soviet Union
The man who was cucked by the gunt live, he is now a tranny.
A TikTok group that's obsessed with incest, wolves, and autism
🔥 Zoosadist
Michael Goldstein Rogers / Alisa Michelle Goldstein / FURRY GAYMERS AGAINIST TRUMP / fgat / Eggie / EGGcrust / Tykables / MCTS
Autistic Fat Tranny Jew. Furry Degenerate. Pedophile. Zoophile. Animal Abuser. Reddit Atheist. Antifa Leftist. ABDL. Age Regressor. Rape Roleplayer. Gay Visual Novel Developer. Suicide Baiter. 6head.
Mentally ill Asian man, had or still has lice, films people without their consent, arrested and several run-ins with the police, owns a made-up company, has a crush on young Emma Watson, non-stop posting and going live
Tranny Fetishist who Torpedoed a Potential Animation Career
Israel-Hating SJW, Beauty Pageants = White Supremacy, Former Friend of Laurelai, Dunked by Roseanne
Fake "rich alpha male" who will dox you and steal your fursona, rapist, took down E621, drama whore, banned from Anthrocon, deleted himself from ED, hates poorfags
The Queen of Bodymods
Come watch Josterman seethe at your average TDS sufferer!
A Furfag who lies and manipulates for clout, tried to lie / damage Ruben Sim and his fan's reputation about sending him CP (failed miserably), lives in a homeless shelter, and tried to false flag a YouTube Channel because they exposed him
Batshit crazy fan translator who is obsessed with Falcom games and hating XSEED Games
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Andrei Tadrith Matryshka / Etrius VanRandr / Rouge Lizard / Prince Rurik of Novgorod / Tiger White / Evil Assholington the 3rd
Cub-enthusiast who tried summon a PA in the Dragoneer thread, banned for false DMCA strikes over screenshots of his shitty furry fallout mods, pretends he's le epic troll, edited posts to backpeddle, loves fat chicks
Dirty old communist hobo who eats his own footskin. HURD release: Never. Parrot sex: Imminent.
😵💫 Skitzocow
Richard "The Dick" Coughlan / Richard James Harris / Coughlan666 / Coughlan616 / DickDynasty666
Endless Atheist Drama Fountain with a Penchant for Chimping, Hypocrisy, and Attention Seeking
An ogre who chronically fakes Dissociative Identity Disorder and literally cannot stop responding to Kiwifarms
Delusional transgender MLP drama magnet, founder of BronyCon, euphoric atheist, wannabe refugee.
Undertale-cringe creator of the Flash-animated series Glitchtale & Queen of White Knights
🦊 Furry
Shizu Kurokami / Shizzuie / Ryan David Schulz / Taiu / DemBeFightenWords / Kenjiwolf / TheKenjiwolf / Floof Squad / VR Loli Squad / Violet Fusion
Unwatchable trans furry 24/7 streamer with countless fetishes and a fanatical VRChat cult with identical qualities
Fake troon, fake asexual, possible art thief
Pedophile/Apologist, Friend of Todd Nickerson, "Pedophiles aren't molesters"
semi-racist fatty that likes to draw obese mermaids
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💀 Horrorcow
James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy
child rapist incel with a micropenis, Hitler whiteknight, Fat as hell, 2004 S Walnut St, Muncie, IN 47302
American weeaboo who moved to Japan, got divorced, and complains bitterly online about Japanese xenophobia.
Scottish DSP White Knight who Deletes Everything and Showed off his Dick, Alison Rapp's Lover
Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme
🦊 Furry
Chris Whiteman / @spawzfolf / SheerSnowLeopard & "Benjamin" March / LovelyDeer118 / PurpleDeerNerd
Pedophile Hated by all Canadian Furries; and the Underage FtM He's Taking Adventage Of.
Narutard, Incest/Dog Sex Proponent, Stalker, Hypocrite; Ween Who Hates Trolls, 4chan, & Filthy Frank
19 year old autistic furry with shitty art skills, litterbox and mpreg fetishist and a pedostache
Mentally Ill Christian Conspiracy Theorist, Ebegger, Self-Loathing Jew
Featuring Telegram Chat Leaks
Androgynous Streamer, SJW, Goth Mommy, OnlyFans Creator, Self-Insert Protaganist, Reincarnated Martian Princess, Obsessed with Danish Royalty
Egotistical emo musician who really hates the alt right.
🍽️ حلال
Patrick Michael Fahey / Spectre / Spectre_06 Gaming / The Spectre Report / Spectre_06 / faheyusmc / @TheSpectreRep
*HALAL* Attention whoring pathological liar. Stolen Valor. Rape Baby. Rekieta Janny. Likes anime dick girls.
Leech brother of a formerly wealthy radio broadcaster, went on The People's Court to try to combat trolling, accidentally doxed his own gay bar membership
🦊 Furry
Sean Neenan / Erin Coffeestar / Erin Northstar / IC3FOXX / @ErinNorthStar / ErinCoffeestar20
Autistic and bipolar MtF furry who chimps out on camera
🦊 Furry
Jessica Marie Saiter / Andy Saiter / AndySaiterArtwork / Octavius Opus / KinkyFurs / BizzarreProductions / RadSlad / ElegantMarzipan
Splatoon Otherkin, Aspiring Artist and Author, "FatFur", Autistic "Nonbinary", "Pop-Culture Pagan", never had a relationship; turned down real men for an Octopus DJ. Can't write an original story to save her life.
Gay 35 y/o fat, lazy, bipolar, stoner fatfur and babyfur/diaperfur with two bear mates: Doggy and Pa
Delusional Failed Pornstar / Rubber Check taking Hooker
😵💫 Skitzocow
Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / actuallybella1 / AutisticAizen / Blaine Gaven Ross / Jess Ross / Erika Starling
Schizophrenic degenerate who begged for a thread while methy-mouthing all over social media.
Sweaty youtuber with anger issues, Cannibalism Enthusiast
Patriarch of the Crazy Autistic Fairy Headmate Family
Retarded scammer who tries to sue game studios over microtransactions, now disowned by his family with police involvement
Paranoid adult baby artist, enemy of Mister Metokur.
Burned Fur, AltFurry, MLP fanfic author, ran for Governor of Arizona, is suing IMVU and FurAffinity
🌟 Internet Famous
John Michael Faulkner / Johnny Fox / Falcopunch64 / Internet Jesus / @Internet Villain / Jack Pierce / FoxDie
Serial Plagiarist, Grifter, Scammer, Clout Chaser, Online Commentator. Constantly DFE'ing. Creeps on Female Fans. Abuses Supporters. Self-doxes. Faked Suicide Multiple Times. Abuses Sickly Father.
Every single day this man disappoints me a little bit more
Schizo tranny incel, "transmaxxing" cult leader, agp extraordinaire, reiko 2.0
EVERYONES ARE FRIENDS!
Nutty Pedoshielding "Anti-Pedo" Activist, "Gangstalking" Conspiratard, Shill
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Sex trafficking, glasses hating, and Tate cocksucker exiled by his friends.
Smug Britfag Fedora-Wearing Film "Critic"
🎭 Dramacow
ProtoMagicalGirl / Jaret Ross / Alexis Ross / @PrincessProto / littledrummergirl / littledrummerboy
Tranny Any% All Oppression Points
🦊 Furry
Krystianna Leigh Boone / Buttons / Buttons Pastel Star / Buttons Reviews / Bashful Story Fox / Zev / FNGR's Girlfriend
A piss loving attention whore who dated Anthony Aguilar.
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Designated crackpot theory shitting thread. All parties are assumed to be innocent, everything posted is fan fiction.
Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.
💪 Tough Guys
Bernice Morgan / NeeceLoneWolf / NeiszLoneWolf / LoneNeisz / NeeceWulf / NeecePolysexualPagan / Neece Darque / neece.firegrave
Australian woman rages at lolcows, one-woman harassment factory, threadban dodger & poo toucher
Autistic animation obsessed fanboy who thinks he's going to get his dream job at Disney
Hojuruku's Daddy Dom, Ex-Cab Driver, Pants-shitting Homophobe Sperg, ARRESTED FOR IRL HARASSMENT
😵💫 Skitzocow
Luke McKee / Luke Ledgerd McKee / hojuruku / VGB-OPSEC / StopBoyLover & his dad Geoff McKee
Engaged to Alan Pardew and Wants to Murder Vitriol; Child Porn Distributor, Neo-Nazi, Conspiratard
A crackhead, gay-opper and his elderly, unemployed partner with a fetish for late books. Together they are losing an unloseable lawsuit to the tune of over $1,000,000!
Insane Suicidal Internet Magician, Spammed /cow/, Banned from Wizchan At Least 12 Times
Delusional German tranny who believes she's married to a frog goddess, hopes people masturbate to the death of her ex, hangs around minors too much.
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struggling christian clown with a temper
57-year-old mutton dressed as 17-year-old lamb, fighting ageism in the trans community with harassment (incl. inappropriate sexual stuff)
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All parties are assumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Terrible author, terrible person, ruined Internet Archive's online library
Anthropomorphic walrus, self-hating small-dicked fat virgin being groomed by a penis inversion cult
🎨 Artcow
William D Pearson / WillM3luvTrains / TrainmanWP / TimmyTurnerFan / WillTheArthurandBusterFan5050 / BusterAndCarlRulz5050
Train sperg with a pedophilic piss fetish
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Gamer/Pizzagate Attention Whore, Stalked Dodger, Games Journo for The Escapist
Professional Victim, Single Mother on Welfare and Bad Credit, Trump A-Logger, Liar
Public fetishist babyfur, knife-throwing, attention-seeking, BPD tranny who guilt tripped and doxed mother for not praising "her" adult baby fetish, jealous of retarded sister.
alog furry autistic let's player
The Furry who wanted to sue Jersh
40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.
42yo kissless virgin volcano-autist on welfare, #DropKiwifarms simp
Ex-Minecraft YouTuber and Convicted Pedophile
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Pedo Teacher and Neo-Nazi, Advocate of Child Murder, Secret JewMuslim ANTIFA, A-Logs Null Constantly
Benthelooneys butt buddy; obsessed with drawing children in their underwear and smelling their feet.
🦊 Furry
Alexandria Christina Leal / Alex Christopher Leal / Alyx C. Leal / BinaryVixen899 / _KimmyMars / CheerleadingJaguar / desertfox899
Fat attention-whoring troon, diaperfur piss/scat fetishist, defended pedo Sarah Butts
Gunt-enabling host of the unpopular "Kermit and Friends" podcast; former keytarist for Cobra Starship; fame-seeking ex-girlfriend of Howard Stern Show writer Benjy Bronk
Sociopath brony e-celeb turned plushie fucker and child sex tourist; currently in hiding
A 40+ autistic, parent-hating, Trump-loving, Christian musician and sexual harasser of autists worldwide
Pisses himself for the world to see and wants children to do the same
🌟 Internet Famous
John Michael Kelly / vazorium / jmkacc / jkellytwit / UJDaedalus / Rea Lity / pretransformere
GamerGate Reject, Gay-Ops Veteran, Ruined Seattle4Truth's Digs, "Master 'Bater," A-logger of Internet Blood Sports figures, Hater of Nick Rekieta, Crybaby, BLM & Trans Rights Advocate
BLM "activist" and SJW who went apeshit after a guy jokingly told her his name was "Humongous"
💰 Grifter
David Sherratt / Spinosauruskin / "Shitrat" / Hardon for Assad / Alternative Facts / @discordspies
Easily Triggered, Spineless, Hypocritical Incel hates the alt-Right & cancer kids, Lord of Gay Ops.
PC gaming and anti-SJW e-celebrity who's taking nudes and commissioning dog porn from the altfurry
🎭 Dramacow
ReSwitched: William Hedberg / Hedgeberg, Kate Temkin / KTemkin / Kyle Temkin, Cody Brocious / Daeken
OP's mad that he got banned from their Discord
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Loliconnoisseur, always winning.
Old Adult Baby and Muslim Slayer. Depressing as fuck handicapped man and his weird videos
Deadbeat Mom, Furry Artist, Cucked Disabled Ex-Husband Hard
Wishes the US was a catholic monarchy rants about homosexuals, pretends to be catholic.
Roblox Dev, Furry, Transgender, Pedophile, Zoophile, Groomer, Large Child Audience on Twitter and Roblox
Ex bouncer-turned-manosphere grifter, cokehead, ”ironic pedophile”, Fuentes orbiter & “Trad Cath”
Failed congressional candidate whose existence revolves around hating white people
