Lolcows

Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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Lolcows of History

Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Transhumanist philosopher being telepathically raped and tortured by Mark Zuckerberg, Isabella Santiago, and stupid niggers.
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Embodiment of a clout-seeking Zoomer, OnlyFans pimp, harasses random people in public for attention
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now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit
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A schizophrenic gay (bisexual) black man becomes most beloved Fishtank cast member
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VentureBeat writer, game journalist for 18 years who can't figure out Cuphead, gay hypnosis fetish
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Tit Milking Fetishist/Game Developer
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greasy, delusional furry porn artist who really hates the meme he created, litigious ANTIFA
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Your new favorite shitshow. Schizo homeless troon, his bipolar stalker mother, resentful edgelord brother, and creepy suicidal father.
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Former Howard Stern Stuntboy, former Tonight Show announcer, now an alcoholic thin-skinned political podcaster. “Writer” “Comedian” Substitute Teacher.
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Twitter's premier soy boy Democrat influencer twins. Serial grifters with a 25+-year-long history of Ponzi schemes and other financial crimes.
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Fantano-lite, former(??) drug abuser, picks fights with fans, cried on stream, leads fans to brigade, complains about brigading, chronic Twitter warrior, wigger
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Assblasted Arab manlet "Marxist-Leninist/Eurasianist" streamer, faked being a Kanye West fan to impress Nick
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Unbangable turbo-dyke Karen, leftist SJW feminazi, professional liar, hates white men, former LoL host, current host for the G4TV 2021 Relaunch that's responsible for murdering G4TV's good name bitching over "Sexism in Gaming" that Adam Sessler cucks for.
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Schizoid nuisance emailer, Murder case obsessive, Devout Christian, Devout Muslim, Devout Mormon, Devout Ra Worshipper, Congressional Candidate (Tutz Honeychurch, D-HI)
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Tankie grifter, Badbunny simp, obessive loser, Destiny orbiter, self described "Alpha male"
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Jewish-American Troll Arrested for Terrorism, Creator of the Philosophy of Rape Subreddit
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Lolicon. Bisexual. Gambling Addict. Tracer. Bad Coder. Owns a zoomer personal army. Shitty Work Ethics. Huge Weeaboo. Lazy and Unprofessional. Burnt bridges with many artists alike.
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Microwaved Diapers, Pedophilia, Zoosadism, and Meth
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"Wewtawded" Christian Grifter Fishtank Contestant. Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes Fanboy. Chronic Bridge Burner and Flip Flopper. Incompetent Showrunner than Jet Neptune. Gave a Minor Alcohol. Might Had CNC Anal Sex with Summer. Coke Head and Graves Spitter
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A white lesbian larping as colored enacts a harassment, defamation, and stalking campaign against small businesses and their employees, decrying racism
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Convicted defamer, vexatious litigant, actual terrorist, GamerGator, stalker, extortionist (Prosperous Software Consulting Limited)
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Trust fund baby obsessed with a Danganronpa character uses entire forests worth of paper to create increasingly autistic projects
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The egirl obsessed Roblox YouTuber who took a $500 payment to advertise a Discord server owned by com members, got caught, and is still coping about it to this day.
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Extremely gay dude putting his fetish into wrestling as a gimmick, or is it a gimmick?
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SJW Shitposter And Artist and WHERE ARE THE SHIRTS?
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Batshit insane otherkin and tranny with a perpetual victim complex, supercharged AGP, and an extreme number of other fetishes - drama whore - dated a pedophile - LARPing as German - fat
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Lives in mom's basement; famous for being a virgin; Mormon
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Easily trolled rage streamer known for smashing his keyboard and going off at people online, Including his own fanbase
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Ulcerative colitis patient who A-Logs his doctor. Self proclaimed "large intestine seeker" and radical futurist. Arrested for being a Stalker Child. Living proof that a hurt butt leads to butthurt.
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Gearbox's magical fuck-up of a CEO, lost a USB drive full of porn.
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fascist sex horses and the insane fanfic writers powering their existance
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psychotic florida man; deranged homosexual; sends dick pics to his dad; sexually threatens his sister; OBSESSED with foreskin; first man to ever be arrested and made homeless due to circumcision
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love child of Terry A. Davis and Francis E. Dec, sick skitzophenic, really loves saying the n-word, /pol/fessor of UCLA
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Pansexual Bipolar Insomniac Youtube Ranter and "My Little Pony" Gore Fanfiction
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Disgraced Comedian, Mentally Ill to the point of worrying his Family, Hypocritical Misogynist, TERF ANTIFA Quasimodo Doppelganger w/ One Ball & Hateboner for GAMERS/Trump/Brexit/Count Dankula; #ThanksGraham
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Where the Dunning-Kreuger effect and clout-chasing collide. An egotistical, pedophilic sex pest and wannabe influencer and rapper who is always trying to act better than his audience. NAH FR DAT WAY
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Troon Communist number 3,615 who interacted with the Trollz
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Fat Minecraft Youtuber with fans that want to torture and rape him and are in denial that he's fat.
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Horrifically overweight, bisexual, racist son of a dead Neo-Nazi who walks around town dressed up as The Joker. Accused rapist and pedophile. Youtuber and chronic sufferer of Trump derangement syndrome.
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Far-right fraudster and banned investor, charged with numerous felonies, best known for "hipster coffee shops" and attempting to frame Mueller and Democratic candidates
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Pedophile VTuber. Greasy Low Effort Tranny Sex Pest. Schizophrenic. Groomed by RezzedNova at Age 17. Sent Inappropriate Messages to Minors. Allegedly Caused His Ex to Commit Suicide. High School Dropout. College eSports Player.
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Roblox's poster-girl with unwarranted self-importance. Innovator of the cancer that is the Roblox Twitter Community. Working with brands to connect with the "Metaverse".
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Manipulator, troll, scapegoating, very paranoid, feral and cub porn artist, clout chaser, impersonator, obsessed over 2008's Cynder the Dragon all because she looks like his 2001 dragon OC, bought Spyro domain names to redirect people, etc.
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Russiaboo LARPerator to NAFO shill to US Army Pilot to Gay Furry with Self-Published Pornography
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"Trans lesbian" wolfkin. Likes little girls' breasts and wishes he were "a cute virgin cis female". "I'm 150IQ"
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Chair Force "mommy dom" pedophile zoophile furry troon, cult leader who grooms children into zoophilia, wannabe hypnotherapist fetishist who exploits his clients, chairman of a fraudulent bestiality non-profit
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Pedophile VTuber. Fat Br*tish Tranny. Lolicon Lover. Pedo Defender. Groomer. Suicide Baiter. Self Victimizer. Pathological Liar. Debilitating Stutter. Dated a 17 Year Old at Age 30. Threatens to Physically Harm and Dox Minors. Lolicon Loving Faggot.
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Mad About Other People's Opinions on Chinese Cartoons, Made a Failed Kickstarter
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Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet
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Spergy Leftist YouTuber, Fat Greasy Stoner, Defends Pedos to own the Conservatards, On the Path to 41%.
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Lolicon grifter, attention whore crybaby, victim of snarky snappy, cuck
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Basically Elliot Rodger with a fart fetish, pedo, hates blowjobs, Eminems True & Honest son
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Editor-in-Chief of The Daily Stormer, midget nazi with a furry troll army, a lawsuit, and a pedo streak
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Blacklisted from feminization training (wtf?), gangstalking victim, maybe pedo
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Roblox machinima creator, also a pedophile on the website
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Do You Wanna Build A Strawman? (cuckold, creep, and communist who makes a living off of poisoning the well for public discourse.)
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pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.
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Literal neckbeard, "smartest 15 year old on reddit", arrested for burglary
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“fursuiter” and “videomaker” banned from every furry event across several states for constant autistic stalking
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The Megathread for all furry comic book, graphic novel and literature lunacy.
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DA Furfag Autist. Proud FAT Acne Ridden Dominican Woman. Sworn Enemy of @MoeAnguish. Attempted A PA Worse Than Her NSFW Art. Reposts Porn on Tumblr. Enjoyer of Netorare. Former Enjoyer of Futanari. "Fictosexual." Literally Ass-Raped.
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Bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile Christian furry that unironically wears a bowlcut on his fursuit. Thought explaining to people he literally raped his pet cats would help convert furries to Christianity. Gay, AI-porn slop addict as of 2025.
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Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist
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From Fun-Hating Fat Feminist to Cuckquean
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Minor Total War Content Creator, “trailblazing gameplay purist”, vegan warrior, amateur slinger. Previously seen chimping out over Rome: Remastered, now chimping out in this thread.
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Drama whore founder of the Libreboot project, blogged their dick inversion, feuded with Stallman
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The Creator of Ram Ranch With an Inappropriate Interest in His Nephew
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Amateur anal pornstar unwillingly turned meme, five time convict, kleptomaniac, has a wife and three kids, fake thug, and scat fetishist
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Female Lolicon, Porn Addict, Twitch Thot, Gay Porn Writer and Artist, Chibi Reviews' Top Gal, Grifter
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Furry YouTuber who denies being a furry YouTuber; has a life jacket fetish.
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looksmax.org Moderator, Malformed Intersex Homunculus, DIY Surgeon, Autistic Redditor, Gay Smut Author, Serial Oversharer
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Body Building Youtube Superstar turned Drugged Out Peepee Guru who Drinks Cum for the Health Benefits
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Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.
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Alt-Right, Strongman-Worshipping, McDonalds Addicted Crying MRA Nazi & the Incredible Cuck; Banned From All Social Media for Death Threats. Arrested for Online Rape Threats and Meth. Now Fucking Twinks and Insisting He's Not Gay!
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Groomed bisexual autogynephilic "Transgender Nazi" zoomer. Politically schizophrenic fedposter. Arrested counterprotester. War LARPer. Aggressive VRChat Coomer. Scat Enthusiast. Tried to shoot up a /vrg/ meet. Probable Pedophile. THE RAPED (on Grindr).
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Schizo software programmer and developer of GrapheneOS Android ROM. Starts drama with everyone and accuses them of harassment. Chronic brigader and bridge burner.
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Bi-polar manic poser off his meds, claims to protect and love family- pulled knife out on loving father, touched the poo, wants friendship with Cyraxx, speed ran ruining his life, pink triangle owner after first post, now with extra HOMELESSNESS
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Rightoid grifting network funded by the Kremlin, were the sole live reporters at AFPAC IV. Hired Tim Pool, Lauren Southern, Dave Rubin and others.
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A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.
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Fatfur Twitch streamer and YouTuber. Failed game developer. Shmorky impersonating pluralist tranny paedophile. House squatting rapist. Right hand man of EPI game developer DragonSnow. Please donate to the apartment fund for the millionth time!
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Former speedrunner tumbling down
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Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself
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Former NFL Wide Receiver Turned Total Trainwreck; From "Whole Lotta Money" to Chapter 11 Bankruptcy; #CTESPN
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Accounts dedicated to exposing evildoers in the VTubing community and the drama surrounding them.
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The Internet's Angriest Dog Trainer with 2600+ videos on Youtube, Claims to own a Bigfoot leg.
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Drama Whore, Stupid Dick, Fake Brit, Sellout, Hypocrite
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Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville
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metallic balloon fetishist, 90s fanatic, bratz enthusiast, cooldudeclem's friend from Denmark
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Creepy gore fetishist, arrested and charged for brutally killing hamsters
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Kurt Kalata and friends. Yet another gaming website gone internet crusaders.
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Middle-aged livestreamer who never left his scene phase and married a Thai hooker. Compulsive liar, sex pest, manlet. Walking ATM. Was fellated by a man; not gay.
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OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!
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Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news
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Now also mediating the trademark dispute between aediot and the other ED guys
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Deranged Attention Whore, Homoerotic Provocateur, Nick Fuentes's Boyfriend, Co-Founder of the Cat Nats, a (ironic) fag
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Mouseman, British White Nationalist, Guntguard, Felted by Shitlib Documentarians, Russia & China Shill, Simp for Islamists
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A Barely Literate, Genuinely Retarded, Inflation Fetishist, Horrible AI Musician, Even Worse ChatGPT Game Dev, Master Sockpuppeter, Worst OpSec ever, Suicidal Incel, and Degenerate VRChat Protogen Bisexual Furry Tries PA Requesting The Farms. "MINERS"
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Degenerate diaper-loving furry vlogger. Really wants teenagers to know about his sex life. Harassed smaller YouTubers into deleting unrelated videos that hurt his feelings.
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Violent DCEU actor now missing, fled from the police, housed family while heavily armed, doing a speedrun for the world record in the Waco% category
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Gender Bender and virtual cross-dresser, skin walks as his wife, fetish for teenage girls midriffs and "Saber" from Fate/Stay Night.
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fake feminist, fake tranny, fake veteran. SJW4$. Respect my gender identity or I'll have you fired
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Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.
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Sarkeesian A-Log, Alchoholic Wannabe Chef, Anti-Feminist, Manchild, and his Tons of Anger
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Self-confessed pedophile sadist, forced underage girl to watch child pornography, skiddie turned fed, chronic liar
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Battered Nick lapdog and sycophant. Spineless coward and chronic liar. Suffers from a severe case of Stockholm’s Syndrome
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Hypocritical art critique drama whore, holier-than-thou YouTuber, failed artist and former tracer, doxed another artist
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Psychotic druggie who latches on to famous people and attempts to ruin their life for publicity
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Youtuber, Viner, Team 10, Former Disney Star, Expert Doxxer
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Author of Gorilla Mindset, former self-declared Alt-Righter that was too scared by nazis, disbarred attorney, pill pusher, attention whore.
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Touhou obsessed Canuck madly in love with a fictional maid, (former) Discord Kitten connoisseur, posts photos of plushies online, (fat) e-beggar, harborer of cucks, groomers, and children alike
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Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish
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Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor
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Disgraced former journalist, hunter of imaginary Nazis and crippled veterans, smelly jewish shapeshifter, and PissTape-Conspiratard.
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Thin-skinned drama commentator, backstabbing snake, carelessly ruins reputations for clout
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Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll
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Pedo-zoosadist drawing cub porn and tentacle rape, currently has charges being pressed for raping a man
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leftie gaming channel that had two of its members accused of "misconduct" in only 2 months
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Televangelist, Hyper-Grifter, Luxery Jet Aficianado, Prosperity Gospel, Pray the Hurricanes Away, Bernie Madoff of Christianity
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Illiterate Pedophile, Consoomerist Hoarder, Schitzophrenia Fueled by Welfare Fraud and Underage Social Media Goblins, on a Lovequest for his Underage Stunnagirl, "Hollywood Superstar" Rap Artist
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Anorexic IP2 thot shows her saggy tits and berates child cancer patients
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Bizarre furry artist who hates trolls and won't let you forget his name
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SpongeBob obsessed fedora wearing YouTube sperg from Pensacola, Florida
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31-year old wizard vlogger from Colorado
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How an autistic 40-something attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists
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Sci-fi nerd who likes to photograph little girl's undergarments, hated by his family
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Aspiring rapist, woman beater, God's autistic gift to Tribes 1, Lowtax's biggest fan, Feminists' worst brain-damaged enemy
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Top Steam achievement hunter and alleged rapist cucked via cheesecake
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Australian Pedophile VTuber With a Multitude of Mental Illnesses. Made a Fetish Tier List. Guarded by 4Chan Jannies. TheGatorGamer's Oshi.
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57-year-old east Boston stunad with a BTR show and a thin grasp on reality
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Domestic terrorist, ham radio sperg, self-described hikikomori, confirmed pedophile
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Creator of the nortorious Ctrl+Alt+Del webcomic
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Phoney Mormon Simping for an Alleged Little Girl while getting Stung to Death by Bees in "the Middle of Nowhere"
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Plus David DeFalco Dark Force Entertainment.
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Unemployed middle-aged Communist furry lunatic troon acid casualty whose headmates include videogame characters and his own dead brother, "Undertale Swapped My Gender"
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Full-time Youtube N.E.E.T. Hates 'Game of Thrones.' Banned Wiki Admin. Wants To Be Game Of Thrones #1 Fan By Attacking Anyone Else Who Likes It.
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Kluweless former punter for the Minnesota Vikings turned gamergate autist turned regular autist
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Buffalo Bill with a wholesome twist. Florida trash drag queen becomes a "pastor" on Tik Tok where he posts inspirational messages, dance videos, and Bible passages. Surprisingly straight.
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21 year old furry roblox play who is a discord pedophile, ran mutable autistic psyops before banning himself from roblox
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