🌟 Internet Famous Stuttering John / John Edward Melendez / The Dabbler / @Stutteringjohnm - Former Howard Stern Stuntboy, former Tonight Show announcer, now an alcoholic thin-skinned political podcaster. “Writer” “Comedian” Substitute Teacher.

[Silver Coin Anon]

Is the Dabbleverse going to become lame (I know, I know...) after this? Seems like a real climactic moment that will just end in John's liver failure arc as he fades away and nobody talks about him any more. Too many hack comedians and D, E, F, and MicroNiche streamers have accrued like a giant cancerous mass and its now just becoming a 10 viewer streamer fighting another 10 viewer streamer over what one said about some New York comedian 4 weeks ago as the 100 viewer streamer laughs over it before a 1000 viewer streamer clips it and laughs over that which makes the 2 viewer tranny assistant of the 20 viewer streamer who was the debate host send an angry super chat to another New York comedian to complain about dono revenue and the cycle repeats.

 

[Pee Cola]

Is the Dabbleverse going to become lame (I know, I know...) after this? Seems like a real climactic moment that will just end in John's liver failure arc as he fades away and nobody talks about him any more. Too many hack comedians and D, E, F, and MicroNiche streamers have accrued like a giant cancerous mass and its now just becoming a 10 viewer streamer fighting another 10 viewer streamer over what one said about some New York comedian 4 weeks ago as the 100 viewer streamer laughs over it before a 1000 viewer streamer clips it and laughs over that which makes the 2 viewer tranny assistant of the 20 viewer streamer who was the debate host send an angry super chat to another New York comedian to complain about dono revenue and the cycle repeats.

When StutJo dies or if he were to disappear from public life forever as a result of this debacle, most if not all late stage DV microstreamers will be wiped out.

The bigger DV streamers, especially those who had pre-Dabbleverse streams and other lolcows to fall back on (WATP, NLO, MLC etc.) will be fine.

TSN should survive. Shuli started streaming shortly after leaving the Howard Stern show and prior to glomming onto Karl. He's very good at eking out every last bit of milk from Johntent, so I can see The Uncle Rico Show continuing for quite a while after John's departure.

Rocco and Cardiff are the only other DV streamers I can see having a post-DV future. They have gimmicks, their audiences enjoy their humor, and they have their own stable of lolcows from within and outside of the DV. The most obvious example being Rocco with Bossman Jack. These two also have day jobs outside the DV, so the only reason Rocco or Cardiff will quit is if they get sick of it or their families tell them to cut it out.

 

[T-800]

When StutJo dies or if he were to disappear from public life forever as a result of this debacle, most if not all late stage DV microstreamers will be wiped out.

The bigger DV streamers, especially those who had pre-Dabbleverse streams and other lolcows to fall back on (WATP, NLO, MLC etc.) will be fine.

TSN should survive. Shuli started streaming shortly after leaving the Howard Stern show and prior to glomming onto Karl. He's very good at eking out every last bit of milk from Johntent, so I can see The Uncle Rico Show continuing for quite a while after John's departure.

Rocco and Cardiff are the only other DV streamers I can see having a post-DV future. They have gimmicks, their audiences enjoy their humor, and they have their own stable of lolcows from within and outside of the DV. The most obvious example being Rocco with Bossman Jack. These two also have day jobs outside the DV, so the only reason Rocco or Cardiff will quit is if they get sick of it or their families tell them to cut it out.

There will always be another LOLcow that steps up to the plate.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Is the Dabbleverse going to become lame (I know, I know...) after this? Seems like a real climactic moment that will just end in John's liver failure arc as he fades away and nobody talks about him any more. Too many hack comedians and D, E, F, and MicroNiche streamers have accrued like a giant cancerous mass and its now just becoming a 10 viewer streamer fighting another 10 viewer streamer over what one said about some New York comedian 4 weeks ago as the 100 viewer streamer laughs over it before a 1000 viewer streamer clips it and laughs over that which makes the 2 viewer tranny assistant of the 20 viewer streamer who was the debate host send an angry super chat to another New York comedian to complain about dono revenue and the cycle repeats.

Where could the Dabbleverse find another drunk, deadbeat, addict who was handed the world and threw it away that makes an ass of themselves everytime they stream???

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Is the Dabbleverse going to become lame (I know, I know...) after this? Seems like a real climactic moment that will just end in John's liver failure arc as he fades away and nobody talks about him any more. Too many hack comedians and D, E, F, and MicroNiche streamers have accrued like a giant cancerous mass and its now just becoming a 10 viewer streamer fighting another 10 viewer streamer over what one said about some New York comedian 4 weeks ago as the 100 viewer streamer laughs over it before a 1000 viewer streamer clips it and laughs over that which makes the 2 viewer tranny assistant of the 20 viewer streamer who was the debate host send an angry super chat to another New York comedian to complain about dono revenue and the cycle repeats.

I think Karl knows the Stutjo cow has been milked dry and has been trying to find his next big bad. He tried with Steel Toe and that flopped because people found Rekieta and Melton way more egregious than Aaron. Karmic went from being nothing to like 3 different grifters' main talking points, but he'll lose interest because he's just a gay sped who talks about nothing.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Is the Dabbleverse going to become lame (I know, I know...) after this? Seems like a real climactic moment that will just end in John's liver failure arc as he fades away and nobody talks about him any more. Too many hack comedians and D, E, F, and MicroNiche streamers have accrued like a giant cancerous mass and its now just becoming a 10 viewer streamer fighting another 10 viewer streamer over what one said about some New York comedian 4 weeks ago as the 100 viewer streamer laughs over it before a 1000 viewer streamer clips it and laughs over that which makes the 2 viewer tranny assistant of the 20 viewer streamer who was the debate host send an angry super chat to another New York comedian to complain about dono revenue and the cycle repeats.

My main reason that I stopped listening to WATP was because like two years ago I already felt that StutJoe was played out. He got all very weirdly chummy and self-referential between Karl and John and it all felt just gay.


That whole show looked like an absolute disaster, like the first ever road rage by the Dick show. Everyone’s talking, everyone’s yelling. People are complaining StutJoe should’ve done his normal set, but I don’t think people would’ve been able to hear it even if he did.

 

[Pee Cola]

StutJo has triumphantly returned in his own mind from his unmitigated disaster of a performance at Rodney's, and treated his members to a victory lap. Bless the clippers who pay for this horseshit so we don't have to.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I didn't think anyone could be more delusional than DSP...................

 

[RollerGator]

John is a drunk asshole but Cumia is a disgusting pedo and the dabbleverse champions him.

 

[Pee Cola]

John is a drunk asshole but Cumia is a disgusting pedo and the dabbleverse champions him.

Of all the DV streamers, Karl is the one who sucks Cumia off the hardest and most enthusiastically.

I can't help but wonder if the Dabblers are now officially worse than the Pests, which would be an achievement given the Pests' reputation.

 

[basically gayer fez]

@Hey Johnny Bravo might get this, John’s catastrophic "performance" make Billy Staples’ notorious bomb opening for Jim Norton 24 years ago look like a masterclass of comedic talent.

 

[Mr Moonface]

@Hey Johnny Bravo might get this, John’s catastrophic "performance" make Billy Staples’ notorious bomb opening for Jim Norton 24 years ago look like a masterclass of comedic talent.

Billy Staples is capable of feeling shame, John isn't. After his 'Orange Ball of Failure' saga Billy spent the next few days hiding in some shitty hotel in rural PA and drowning his sorrows in alcohol.

 

[basically gayer fez]

Billy Staples is capable of feeling shame, John isn't. After his 'Orange Ball of Failure' saga Billy spent the next few days hiding in some shitty hotel in rural PA and drowning his sorrows in alcohol.

I could listen to that Orange Ball of Failure saga over and over again to get that feeling of joyous pride Billy felt (despite Ron, Fez, and their listeners begging and pleading him not to do that show) to the depressed lifeless drunk that ran away to Pennsylvania after his stupid little stolen "size matters joke" didnt get the applause it deserved.

John could capitalize on this however it's going to be endlessly trolling online until probably he croaks from alcohol poisoning.

 

[Pee Cola]

Another video of John's catastrophic Rodney's show, this one was taken by an audience member sitting right up front. Includes footage of Cumia introducing StutJo, along with SJ looking pretty sour walking both on and off stage.

original | preservetube

SJ's working title for this show appears to be "Pockumentary". I wonder if Naveed or Vegas Beer Sales Jerry came up with that?

 

[Nana_Feeder]

I don't understand anything about the Dabbleverse.

I know Stuttering John is a delusional drunk, but how did he not see this for the Quasimodo ambush it was?
And Anthony Cumia can't function outside the hug box built around dunking on the world's easiest target. And judging by the fallout from this weekend, he doesn't even do so hot within the hug box

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I didn't think anyone could be more delusional than DSP...................

John is basically future DrunkStutteringPhil. Their lives are almost parallel in a way. John being an intern and the punching bag for the Howard Stern show is like Phil's early FGC days of 4th place victories and giving away all his money losing to other players. Then John got lucky to fall into minor celebrity status getting hired on the Tonight Show and doing a few movies like Phil caught early Youtube success. Long after anyone cared about them they both started podcasts which were just drunk ramblings and bitching about the trolls. John has a daughter that cut off her tits and Phil has a cat-son who was de-clawed. And they both are such pieces of shit that entire communities of hate watchers formed (the Dabbleverse and the Vortex respectively) and some trolls/detractors even started careers off of just making fun of them. Let's just hope they never actually meet each other in someway because the universe can't handle the nuclear autism of those worlds colliding.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

@Hey Johnny Bravo might get this, John’s catastrophic "performance" make Billy Staples’ notorious bomb opening for Jim Norton 24 years ago look like a masterclass of comedic talent.

I almost feel bad for John. Then again, I definitely disliked Billy a lot more, so his bombing was more satisfying.

 

[mfalkner]

When StutJo dies or if he were to disappear from public life forever as a result of this debacle, most if not all late stage DV microstreamers will be wiped out.

Karl has a show dedicated to John's early career. He'll beat that dead horse until he (Karl) is dead

 

[Pee Cola]

Karl has a show dedicated to John's early career. Hell beat that dead horse until he (Karl) is dead

The one behind the paywall? Yeah, true... Karl will keep milking that for as long as his paypigs want him to. Though I still reckon Shuli would beat Karl in a StutJo dead cow milking contest.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Live now, MLC watching footage of SJ last night with that zilch Tommy: