👓 TGWTG Hope Chapman / Jacob "Jack" Chapman / JesuOtaku - Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.

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Laughingjoke2 dijo:
Not going to lie I thought Hope looked like a MtF tranny before transitioning so I see her really becoming one no loss. It's like getting confirmation that a bull dyke looking bitch is a lesbian.
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The problem was she never looked girly. Flat, no curves, unflattering hair and face. She trooned out and honestly looks like a kinda grungy looking dude instead of an ugly woman. She reminds me of Joe Dirt in a way. Having said that... she actually looks more natural as a guy than a girl.

If you saw her walking down the street and didn't know she was FtM then I'd totally buy that she was born with a penis. Except I'd also think that maybe her parents were brother and sister or cousins. She's got that bad genes / inbred look about her.
 
Phil Ken Sebben dijo:
The problem was she never looked girly. Flat, no curves, unflattering hair and face. She trooned out and honestly looks like a kinda grungy looking dude instead of an ugly woman. She reminds me of Joe Dirt in a way. Having said that... she actually looks more natural as a guy than a girl.

If you saw her walking down the street and didn't know she was FtM then I'd totally buy that she was born with a penis. Except I'd also think that maybe her parents were brother and sister or cousins. She's got that bad genes / inbred look about her.
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Yeah, especially post transition, Hope's been doing her best to look like an absolute redneck. But even before then, she looks kind of masculine. The flat tits and barely any makeup probably didn't help.
 
I'm just going to come out and say it- if you were attracted to Hope pre-transition you are gay. You're not a tom-boy lover, you're not a short-haired-girl lover, you're not whatever cope you come up with, you're just gay. She's the type of girl that guys who are gay but don't want to be go for because she had very little actual icky feminine traits but is still technically female. She always had the body of a teenage boy with a hideous face. What was ever "cute" about her? Her grub lips? Her pug nose that let you see into her sinuses? Her 20 inch shoulder width with the arm length of a gibbon? Her hips that were the same size and shape as the captain of your high school swim team? Nigga, you're fucking gay and you like cock and you want to be held by a lithe man with a trim little waist and a broad chest and big arms and a chisled jaw because you are a man attracted to other men!
 
Disgruntled Pupper dijo:
I'm just going to come out and say it- if you were attracted to Hope pre-transition you are gay. You're not a tom-boy lover, you're not a short-haired-girl lover, you're not whatever cope you come up with, you're just gay. She's the type of girl that guys who are gay but don't want to be go for because she had very little actual icky feminine traits but is still technically female. She always had the body of a teenage boy with a hideous face. What was ever "cute" about her? Her grub lips? Her pug nose that let you see into her sinuses? Her 20 inch shoulder width with the arm length of a gibbon? Her hips that were the same size and shape as the captain of your high school swim team? Nigga, you're fucking gay and you like cock and you want to be held by a lithe man with a trim little waist and a broad chest and big arms and a chisled jaw because you are a man attracted to other men!
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It's the same thing about guys that fuck traps, guys that go see a fag to get their dicks sucked or guys who are into futanari in manga. And that's fine. If you're into that then you're into that and I'm not saying there's anything wrong with you. What I will say is you're not straight if you're into those things.

Hope was never a cute girl.
 
Kevin Roberts dijo:
I couldn't agree more. Still, what I think people like about her, was her JO personality. Plus, you know how many online geek/nerd/otaku simps and whiteknight virgins or desperate male there are?
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She was a geek girl which made her a unicorn which meant that no matter how repulsive she was there would always be a cadre of white knights and simps that would do anything for her.

And sure, maybe, her personality was what drew people in but she never struck me as being interesting. I always feel it's just a case of she was on the internet talking about weeby stuff and little boys could dream of having a girlfriend like her some day that they could talk anime and manga and whatever.
 
Falcon Sebben dijo:
Decent looking in a, "I'm drunk. All the hot girls have left. All the kinda cute ones have left. So I might as well take what I can get" kind of way then yes. No offense but I wouldn't have fucked her with your dick much less mine.
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Given her nerdiness makes her "beauty-score" go 1+, that and i fancy her lips and kind of sad eyes, i'd say she's a 6 in the grander scheme of things, there are ugly broads out there, Hope had chickenlegs and all that but... yeah, guess i'm a sucker for fugly girls.

(She looks horrid as a man, as i said in another thread, like Arin Hanson did crack and fell of the wagon for a year or two. yeesch.)
 
deeman dijo:
Given her nerdiness makes her "beauty-score" go 1+, that and i fancy her lips and kind of sad eyes, i'd say she's a 6 in the grander scheme of things, there are ugly broads out there, Hope had chickenlegs and all that but... yeah, guess i'm a sucker for fugly girls.

(She looks horrid as a man, as i said in another thread, like Arin Hanson did crack and fell of the wagon for a year or two. yeesch.)
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It's funny because she wasn't even a 6 in nerd circles as far as I'm concerned. But if you like that kind of thing then you be you.

And I actually say she looks better as a man. It's more natural for her, her facial structure and scraggly beard. No word of a lie if I didn't know her and saw her walking down the street I would just think she's some dirtbag guy with some unfortunate genetics. Wheras if I saw her previously as a woman I'd want to vomit in terror.
 
Falcon Sebben dijo:
It's funny because she wasn't even a 6 in nerd circles as far as I'm concerned. But if you like that kind of thing then you be you.

And I actually say she looks better as a man. It's more natural for her, her facial structure and scraggly beard. No word of a lie if I didn't know her and saw her walking down the street I would just think she's some dirtbag guy with some unfortunate genetics. Wheras if I saw her previously as a woman I'd want to vomit in terror.
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I understand, of course when we are only talking about beauty in form she isn't something to brag about, but i'm thinking more if she was more "normal" in her head i could get by the fact her body looks weird with her chicken legs (remember the pic of her in shortshorts sitting in a tree? She does have a more manly body but as you said, i'm being me, more fugly girls for me i guess ;) )
 
AlmightyMagichan dijo:
She was into anime stuff and wasn't 300lbs. That's more than enough to attract your average weeb.
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This. I mean compare her with the rest of the ladies of Channel Autism. Hope was at least into the general range of "more or less acceptable with Beer Goggles". Most of the rest were nowhere near that high standard, and were unfuckable at any tier of inebriation.
 
RodgerDodger dijo:
This. I mean compare her with the rest of the ladies of Channel Autism. Hope was at least into the general range of "more or less acceptable with Beer Goggles". Most of the rest were nowhere near that high standard, and were unfuckable at any tier of inebriation.
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Some pretty heavy beer goggles for that. But I'd have picked Lindsay, her friend Elisa / Eliza or whatever the name of the one that did Vampire reviews and Goggles well before Hope. Then Nella, Armzgurl and Tamara at the bottom along with whomever is on Channel Autism now.
 
You know, I just watched a movie and Hope just sprang to mind.....

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lol Hope looks like Bullwinkle from Prayer of the Rollerboys. BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE, YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

Falcon Sebben dijo:
Some pretty heavy beer goggles for that. But I'd have picked Lindsay, her friend Elisa / Eliza or whatever the name of the one that did Vampire reviews and Goggles well before Hope. Then Nella, Armzgurl and Tamara at the bottom along with whomever is on Channel Autism now.
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WinryGameGame was my favorite. She even jumped ship and never looked back and had a family.

PushingUpRoses was admittedly second choice, until she had some really fucky skeletons in her closet.
 
I Love Beef dijo:
WinryGameGame was my favorite. She even jumped ship and never looked back and had a family.

PushingUpRoses was admittedly second choice, until she had some really fucky skeletons in her closet.
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Not really my type but I can sorta see where you're coming from and they're definitely a step from Joe Dirt's homelier cousin.

The one I forgot though was Jill Bearup a.k.a. Sursum Ursa. Redhead, irish accent, glasses. That's a win in my book.
 
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