Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici
Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.
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🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
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Does Phil REALLY warrent a full forum any more?
"Enhanced interrogation tactics" involving "soymilk waterboarding"
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Needs Fedora to Cover Derp Eyes
Too fucking lazy to move shit so he thrown them all away
Begs for comfort food after the ordeal
Spent his tugboat on mall-ninja shit
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"Loving it, visualizing what love I can give 440 square feet of Antifa Barracks 2.0"
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"I need help with my vagina"; wants to "relearn" riding the bike.
Because what is a home without an abuser?
It's containment for our own amusement.
In lieu of fresh content I thought we'd share some of Phil's Greatest Hits.
Update 18 Nov: Skirmishes Escalated into Civil War.
Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder
Just because we laughed at his stupid patch
Plans to "citizen arrest" hunks and handcuffs them in his dungeon
kiwifarms absolutely btfo
Slingblade tells his side of the story (and by "story" I mean lie).
How about NO?
will leave the apartment in 6 weeks
"Revision surgery has been brought up"
Threatens civil war.
Plans to retrieve weeb katana collection.
Also uploads (old) drawing of antiFAs chasing kiwis
Autism Central plus three "Ciscadias"
Slingblade is to blame
Attention whoring at 4 am
Will not confirm or deny newly acquired lethal weaponry
Government funds all funneled to cheese and ginger roots
Defends his hovel with totally bad ass gunfighting against Kiwi Operatives / Literally Shaking
Phil scrambles for attention from Ken Englehart
Fends off Sexual Assault - Needs Bail Money
Phil wants his neighbour homeless and is willing to fight, die trying
Asspatting proved too addictive.
Urges us to prepare for "civil war that rips the so-called USA apart"
"Don't manipulate the tragedy for your political ends!"
Ex-Dictator's Propaganda and Rip-Off of Israel is a Lie
Totally not a shithole country
"Psychological episodes every other day"
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Ex-Strongman Delici Remains Huddled on Couch, Eating Cheese in Sadness as He Gets No Asspats
"Deputy District Security Manager"
More like the WFC facts
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The collective masculinity of KF is tied to what we eat.
He is late in everything isn't he?
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Viewer discretion!
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Former Dictator Phil Reduced to LARPing About Terrorism and ANTIFA to Stave off Suicide
Admits he is poorer than Christine. Thinks Antifa is his family.
Italian Potato Phil makes a Helecopter joke
"Time to Make ADF a serious threat again"! BTW, no more "social embargo"!!
SJW buzzwords pass off Fascism as Marxist
"Anti-boomer" action against bootlicker on Kiwi Farms payroll
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Former Dictator Spudman on life support after botched genital mutilation
Will continue to vape pot. Asks for empty bottles to sell.
Phil can join in if he wants to
With the biggest general strike in history
Unlike Trump, their president is a figurehead.
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Tattoos
11/8 - Phil posts delusional tattoo/surgery plans, denounces CWC and Kengle arbitrarily AGAIN
with $2 laxatives bought six months ago
Spanish Stinkditch confirmed?!?
Totally safe for work, but FAT alert!
For Kiwi Farms, the Game has just begun.
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post votes/theories for tomorrow
Rise of the First Latinx Order, Death to the US
Admits never leaves house; has 1/12 chance of being murdered; won't forgive the cis
Analchest Vegan Bicycle Cafe in Jewtopia. No donuts for you PIGS!
"I know he loves me <3. Kiwi Farms trained and pay him."
Phil finds an excuse to show us what is beneath his ballsac
Bouncing & Squeaking 2: Electric Boogaloo
With autistic footnotes
With the Center of Your Business Name Here.
A brief collection of Phil's phinest photos.
a.k.a. "Thank God for Cat Stickers"
"It's a News Dungeon with safewords!"
For once Phil tells people to donate to someone other than himself
Or a typical day for Spudders
Up Close & Personal with Phil's Nutsack
Kiwis stalk me, daddy raped me, now gimme money
"bye-bye unwanted boy parts May 24, 2018."
"I know that you are treating me like shit at every opportunity possible…"
In which our protagonist seems to have a consistent thought on his mind.
In which, yet again, Phil conphiscates another phucking phone
"I wrote this shit up this morning, I have no life"
"Driving, somewhere in my imaginary country..."
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He's worse than Hitler and has twice as many testicles
This is pretty sickening if true.
Yea you're going to want to read this.
In which we get a great example of the failing educational system.
aka He Just Noticed the Thread Today and Wants to Use It to eBeg
Also the day without a woman protest, but that's every day for Phil!
In which our protagonist begins to suspect Toren might not be all that.
Phil gets photographed and phrightened and conphiscates a phone.
"I am going to demand accountability and investigate my system for this."
Return of the shitty drawings and google translate spanish
CatParty is still too lazy to take 30 seconds to capitalize a thread title or archive links.
And a Wild Buffalo Dick Appears!
Can any Kiwis identify where from these pics?
It's old but I aint seen it mentioned yet.