FIGGIN So about that being Homeless Phil.... (new info). - Yea you're going to want to read this.

[Picnic_Boy]

I don't know which is more pathetic: the fact that Phil lied about this, or that he was able to successfully translate homelessness into some kind of currency.

 

[Lurkette]

fake and gay, phil can't keep his mouth shut about anything

i will make @Techpriest eat his hat if this is true

 

[NQ 952]

i rent an apartment. am i homeless too?

 

[MMX]

i rent an apartment. am i homeless too?

#feelsnotreals

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

i rent an apartment. am i homeless too?

If you've got foot fungus, maybe?!

 

[NQ 952]

If you've got foot fungus, maybe?!

well, I lost a toenail, but only because I slammed my foot hard into a corner and the nail bed hemorrhaged.

 

[Varis]

fake and gay, phil can't keep his mouth shut about anything

i will make @Techpriest eat his hat if this is true

I can't 100% confirm this without paying Spokeo, but Ahuviya's name is connected to Emeryville, and the profile does include an email address.

Also, lol.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I was once minding my business and a crazy homeless man grabbed my phone out of my hand and hurled it down a storm drain then he ran away like naruto with my sim card.
I was just surprised and not hurt buy later I developed a rash were I was touched......eventually I lost the arm.

Also I took a full curseyeehamiha to the face

Hopefully, your phone was not full of estrogenic hormones a the time.

 

[TiggerNits]

I can't 100% confirm this without paying Spokeo, but Ahuviya's name is connected to Emeryville, and the profile does include an email address.

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Also, lol.

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It totally does include an email

 

[Varis]

It totally does include an email

Well, yeah. My point was that, because I was able to look up some of the same info that Miller found, he is probably not shitting us.

 

[TiggerNits]

Well, yeah. My point was that, because I was able to look up some of the same info that Miller found, he is probably not shitting us.

Ah, I misread your post. S'all good

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Phil lies, no-one is surprised.

 

[Jaimas]

Phil not actually being homeless actually explains a hell of a lot.

 

[Dr.Research]

Phil is going to be a candidate for My 600-lb life soon enough.

He's getting too accustomed to his lazy not homeless bum life.

At first I was gonna comment about how it couldn't be because Phil doesn't have any of the enablers. On the show all the fatties have people who genuinely love them but feed their addiction because they're misguided and don't know what the hell to do. But no, if someone could manage to maintain a 600 pound lifestyle completely alone it would be Phil.
Imagine the first ever episode where instead of loved ones washing his fat rolls he has people on the internet send him money and he just orders take out multiple times a day.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So all that stuff about Phil sleeping under a bridge was faked too, and he really just wears a crash helmet all day because Phil is Phil?

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

So DR;TL is Phil isn't homeless. He's just too lazy to take a fucking bath.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Phil not actually being homeless actually explains a hell of a lot.

Everything, and yet, nothing at all.

 

[A Skeleton]

DR;TL

doo rong; tidn't lead

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Phil is not homeless. I told you that.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Phil is not homeless. I told you that.

TK WAS RIGHT