FIGGIN So about that being Homeless Phil.... (new info). - Yea you're going to want to read this.

[The Giver]

The simplest explanation why he quit lying about being homeless is that slingblade was going to move in, which forced Phil's hand.

Though I'd caution not jumping to too many conclusions, the evidence seems good that Phil was lying about his homeless. This also would fit with his weight gain, pale skin, and overall lack of any physical signs of life on the streets. Everything seems to make perfect sense if he had housing all along

 

[Positron]

The new info sure makes his snitching on the genuine homeless even more despicable.

 

[MG 620]

Phil is such a likeable character. I love him even more now.


Kill it with fire.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

So, he wasn't really homeless...

This begs the question: how the fuck did he get trench-foot!?

 

[ON 190]

Kill it with fire.

Mmm, potatoes au gratin.

 

[MG 620]

So, he wasn't really homeless...

This begs the question: how the fuck did he get trench-foot!?

By wearing the ugly boots all the time, even when in his home.

 

[ShavedSheep]

But what does it mean?

 

[Twrx]

Well, this is interesting. It doesn't suprise me though.

 

[MG 620]

But what does it mean?

Phil is going to be a candidate for My 600-lb life soon enough.

He's getting too accustomed to his lazy not homeless bum life.

 

[MMX]

The simplest explanation why he quit lying about being homeless is that slingblade was going to move in, which forced Phil's hand.

Though I'd caution not jumping to too many conclusions, the evidence seems good that Phil was lying about his homeless. This also would fit with his weight gain, pale skin, and overall lack of any physical signs of life on the streets. Everything seems to make perfect sense if he had housing all along

He was homeless at some point atleast.
Even if we discredit anything we know from tweaker then Phil was still interviewed whilst on the streets and in shelters....and of course he was kicked out of several shelters.
That said when tweaker and Phil lived rough they seldom spent nights together as Phil convinced mike that couples can't stay in shelters......

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Moral of the story, Phil lies.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

So, he wasn't really homeless...

This begs the question: how the fuck did he get trench-foot!?

Because he's a disgusting tard that never bathes.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Phil: "I said houseless! That means apartments don't count."

 

[Rupin]

He is a leech. What did you all expect?

 

[nhocgreen]

So, he wasn't really homeless...

This begs the question: how the fuck did he get trench-foot!?

Fucking hell I was gonna raise a related point: by all accounts this motherducker smell like death and now it comes out that he had a shower the entire time???

Well, we've got to give him points for his commitment to the part, I guess. I doubt even Jared Leto would go to such extreme to play a homeless tard.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Phil's life is one big lie when you think about it

 

[Ginger Piglet]

So, he wasn't really homeless...

This begs the question: how the fuck did he get trench-foot!?

Sleeping on the couch with his boots on because he had to be near his weapons stash in case of Kiwi incursion, and general poor personal hygiene.

 

[Henry Bemis]

The new info sure makes his snitching on the genuine homeless even more despicable.

It's almost like Phil's a born-and-bred sheltered kid who talks squeaks an impossibly big game and then can't follow through, or something.

 

[MMX]

Phil: "I said houseless! That means apartments don't count."

Phil : "xochi u got some explaining to do"

Maybe Phil needed a five bed apartment for all his head mates

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil: "I said houseless! That means apartments don't count."

Phil is absolutely the sort of person who'd think he was really clever because he didn't technically lie.