Why is Phil actually in the hospital? - Place your bets

[nvrwastetree]

Is there any procedure that would involve a mesh sling that he has? Is it a laxative-induced prolapse or did Stutters break his small weenie?

The mesh sling is to hold his rectum/large bowel and intestines in his body because he probably injured his sphincter muscle after giving himself the ultimate bowel cleanse.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Let's pretend that he actually had to see a Urologist. This would leave us with:

1. Kidney Stone
2. Scrotal Abscess
3. Complicated UTI
4. Testicular Torsion
5. Penile Discharge

 

[m0rnutz]

1. Penile Discharge

....How in the fuck.

 

[ON 190]

....How in the fuck.

His acorn-penis finally discharged something (after over 30 years), he was scared, and then he went to the hospital. Simple.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Let's pretend that he actually had to see a Urologist. This would leave us with:

1. Kidney Stone
2. Scrotal Abscess
3. Complicated UTI
4. Testicular Torsion
5. Penile Discharge

You forgot the worst....penile degoving.

 

[repentance]

Let's pretend that he actually had to see a Urologist. This would leave us with:

1. Kidney Stone
2. Scrotal Abscess
3. Complicated UTI
4. Testicular Torsion
5. Penile Discharge

Don't forget prostate stuff. Urologists also deal with that.

 

[Ol' Slag]

To the 11 people who voted "Actual dick Hari Kari", y'all must be related to Nostradamus.

 

[Positron]

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Well hold on now. Hitler, Mussolini and Franco all managed to take countries over. Meanwhile, Philip is so dumb that he cut his wang off to spite a website.

(I was going to say that Phil can’t even rule his own bedroom, but ultimately nothing is dumber than cutting your wang off to spite a website)

 

[Twrx]

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>low IQ

Spuds is really projecting.

 

[AnOminous]

To the 11 people who voted "Actual dick Hari Kari", y'all must be related to Nostradamus.

@xyrichard said it on the original thread before the poll. I rated it

 

[Ravenor]

Phil - Ideological extremists tend to trend to the lower end of the intellectual spectrum on both the left and right especially in the lower orders such as the kind you normally find marching on the streets and waving flags.

Does that look in any way shape or form look familiar?

Also seeing as we have the answer to the question in the OP I am locking this thread. ​