[6/17/17] Phil Hates Father's Day - He Really Does

[Tubular Monkey]

That episode where Joey locked himself inside the house surrounded by weapons sure was dark.

I was thinking of the two-parter where Danny told the kids he'd had his testes removed, but it turned out he hadn't.

 

[MasterDisaster]

For something he despises he sure loves bringing attention to it as often as possible. It's almost like he has compulsive need to remind everyone about all the horrible, horrible things he's been through.

Especially when he needs donations.

 

[Big Nasty]

I like it that that mong stare is Phil's way of feigning distress.

 

[Erubetie]

For something he despises he sure loves bringing attention to it as often as possible. It's almost like he has compulsive need to remind everyone about all the horrible, horrible things he's been through.

Especially when he needs donations.

He's about $6,000,000 short of the needed funds to recover from being mouseless so long

 

[WeeGee]

The thread title should say "Phather's Day"

 

[The Iconoclast]

So womanly he has a five o clock shadow.

Like Chris but 10 years younger.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Every image, still or moving, strongly resembles a surprised baby struggling to work a titanium-coated turd from a weak colon.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

from being mouseless

Even mice don't like ADF?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Even mice don't like ADF?

Well, he is a Rat after all.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I feel bad for Xochi.

No alternate personality deserves the purgatory that is sharing a body with a living potato.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Phil should not hate Fathers day because his daddy did not rape him.

And he seriously needs to take that stupid nose ring off right now before I lay waste to Australantina.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I somehow picture Phil being similar to Mr. Garrison from South Park. He's probably upset daddy didn't rape him.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil should not hate Fathers day because his daddy did not rape him.

And he seriously needs to take that stupid nose ring off right now before I lay waste to Australantina.

My own imaginary country, Neurotypicaland, is currently dropping nuclear bombs on Phil's imaginary country, Autistalatinx, until he takes out that pig ring.

 

[Keerakh]

Full Phil House

EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK
EVERYWHERE
THERES A CIS
A KIWI FARMS AGENT

 

[Zim]

I somehow picture Phil being similar to Mr. Garrison from South Park. He's probably upset daddy didn't rape him.

Well he has a ton of dollar store bondage gear and tries to convince everyone he's some sort of Latin potato princess so the chances he wants someone to call "daddy" makes you probably not wrong.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I somehow picture Phil being similar to Mr. Garrison from South Park. He's probably upset daddy didn't rape him.

I have a feeling this is probably closer to reality than anything else.

It's fairly obvious that Phil has some sort of gay attraction to his father. I feel sorry for Angelo on so many levels.

 

[nad7155]

that mong stare

That is the only facial expression he can make for reasons known to most people on here.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I somehow picture Phil being similar to Mr. Garrison from South Park. He's probably upset daddy didn't rape him.

More that his unshakeable, untenably violent politics and rhetoric change on a dime, for the most embarrassingly personal reasons.