[6/17/17] Phil Hates Father's Day - He Really Does

[pickledance]

Fadder's Day.

 

[ADN_VIII]

That's Phil? I thought I was looking at Chris for a second.

 

[Apocalypso]

"houseless"

Full Phil House

 

[ON 190]

Full Phil House

That episode where Joey locked himself inside the house surrounded by weapons sure was dark.

 

[Big Nasty]

Has anyone done a reverse image search on that "Xochi" pic?

 

[m0rnutz]

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Is -anyone- surprised by this? Because I'm sure not.

Xochi is a big-titted Latino kinky pornstar?

Shame on you, Phil. No rubbing your peanut to cissies.

 

[Dr.Research]

I don't even get the logic behind this comment. Pure autism.

Is Phil saying that he thinks people who have trauma don't blink?

I think he might be trying to complain that Daniel Hong liked his status instead of sad-ing it or heart-ing or something.

Sounds like if Phil does blink, metaphorically I assume, at a tragedy, it isn't that bad. Dead fish stare = srs bizness.

 

[Zim]

And anyone with half a brain can see that Phil is full of shit. No one who had a shitty childhood like Phil claims he had would bring it up every chance they get. They wouldn't make videos of themselves going into detail about it. No rape survivor makes a fucking Top Ten list about their sexual abuse. They wouldn't do that because it would reopen wounds and bring that trauma to the forefront, and abuse survivors do whatever they can to NOT be reminded of the abuse. Only attention seeking assholes fishing for asspats do that shit. What a disgusting person. Just...fuck YOU Phil!

Since Phil's never been sexually abused all he can do is fantasize about it. The dates on that list are not rapes/near rapes. They're actually the dates that he remembers taking a shower.

 

[Male Idiot]

Oh come on we all know he hates it because deep down he knows he will never, ever be a father himself. And thank heavens for that.

 

[Sanshain]

You'd think that with all the money he spends on shitty tattoos, he'd have some for cosmetic dental surgery. Those teeth are so ridiculous they look like something a deformed cartoon rabbit would have.

 

[Henry Bemis]

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Is -anyone- surprised by this? Because I'm sure not.

Nice DIDs.

 

[Rokko]

I think he might be trying to complain that Daniel Hong liked his status instead of sad-ing it or heart-ing or something.

Sounds like if Phil does blink, metaphorically I assume, at a tragedy, it isn't that bad. Dead fish stare = srs bizness.

I am pretty sure phil watches his videos countless times out of vanity, and this was something he felt other people would notice!

 

[Erubetie]

When Phil pronounced it "Phadder", reminds me of this:

 

[Staffy]

Is his father strong enough to beat his sorry ratty ass?

 

[Coldgrip]

Is his father strong enough to beat his sorry ratty ass?

A skinny hippy was, so I don't think he'd have too much trouble.

 

[GK 090]

You'd think that with all the money he spends on shitty tattoos, he'd have some for cosmetic dental surgery. Those teeth are so ridiculous they look like something a deformed cartoon rabbit would have.

Getting cosmetic oral surgery isn't counter culture enough for Phil to even consider.

 

[Zim]

A skinny hippy was, so I don't think he'd have too much trouble.

If you can ride a bike you can probably beat up Phil.

 

[Staffy]

A skinny hippy was, so I don't think he'd have too much trouble.

I, for one, support physical beatings from parents for someone like Phil.

 

[DespotCTM]

If you can ride a bike you can probably beat up Phil.

A five year old could do it

 

[The Great Chandler]