[6/17/17] Phil Hates Father's Day - He Really Does

[nad7155]

Bjork

It is oh so quiet until Phil starts autistically bouncing and squeaking about Phil crap.

 

[Billy_Sama]

That intro frame for that video is a reason to prevent men from being fathers to preventing siring a pretentious disappointment.

 

[The Dude]

Angelo tried his best to be a good father and bring Phil up to be a decent, disciplined person. He was probably the only person who actually tried to give Phil structure and boundaries and Phil has been an ungrateful little shit about it. He's slandered/libeled his father's good name, made up horrendous lies about his father sexually abusing him, and just generally displayed what a shitty person he is. Fuck you Phil.

And anyone with half a brain can see that Phil is full of shit. No one who had a shitty childhood like Phil claims he had would bring it up every chance they get. They wouldn't make videos of themselves going into detail about it. No rape survivor makes a fucking Top Ten list about their sexual abuse. They wouldn't do that because it would reopen wounds and bring that trauma to the forefront, and abuse survivors do whatever they can to NOT be reminded of the abuse. Only attention seeking assholes fishing for asspats do that shit. What a disgusting person. Just...fuck YOU Phil!

 

[Randall Fragg]

I spent fathers day hanging out with my family. We had a great dinner of rare steak and corn on the cob. It was a perfect day.
Knowing Phil spent it bouncing and squeaking on the Spudmobile while Toren drunkenly screeched at him is just icing on the cake.

 

[kcbbq]

Man, those Bugs Bunny teef.

 

[Positron]

I thought Father's Day was next month, for Phil at least?

Just like Christmas celebrations, I swear DRD starts earlier each year.

 

[Hyperion]

Just like Christmas celebrations, I swear DRD starts earlier each year.

It's just like Christmas. A particularly apt comparison since both seem to start earlier each year to wring more money out of people.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

CW CSA Trauma anniversary, suicide/self harm, substance use and vandalism

If I had to rank a top 10 for the ten worst anniversaries of my Childhood Sexual Assault - the criteria for the Top Ten list would be factor in aspects such as social unrest, substance use, suicidity/self harm and criminal activity.

Number 1 - 2016* (Age 30)
Social Unrest 9.9
Substance Use 9.7
Suicidity/Self Harm 9.5
Criminal Activity 9.8
Total Points: 38.9

NEWER →

lets bring that 9.5 to a 10.

 

[Positron]

lets bring that 9.5 to a 10.

It'll take a 100 for him to actually off himself. So not bloody likely.

 

[muh_moobs]

So womanly, how can anyone say Philth doesn't pass? LOL

 

[Erubetie]

So womanly, how can anyone say Philth doesn't pass? LOL

Anyone who says otherwise must clearly be jealous of his feminine appearance

 

[Apocalypso]

Phuck you Phil, you phucking phather-hater.

 

[Jan_Hus]

lol even his made up autism personalities are sick of his shit. Xochi probably only stays out of sheer abject pity.

 

[Android raptor]

So is it safe to say that Daddy Rape Day has become one of Phil's autistic special interests?

 

[Rio]

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Is -anyone- surprised by this? Because I'm sure not.

Oh no he's going to have to draw the inverted cross of edge on his forehead again. The humanity!

 

[Ryker]

So many of these videos he puts out remind me of the Bjork stalker; the one who tried to mail an acid bomb and recorded his crazy ramblings in the lead-up to it then shot himself.

The only issue here is that if Phil tried to shoot himself he would miss.

 

[Mogambo]

I spent fathers day hanging out with my family. We had a great dinner of rare steak and corn on the cob. It was a perfect day.
Knowing Phil spent it bouncing and squeaking on the Spudmobile while Toren drunkenly screeched at him is just icing on the cake.

Screw us ableist cishet males, with our careers, families, homes, cars, friends, vacations... It's sooo much cooler to be an overweight couch surfing thirty something with nothing to show for his life except some ill fitting tranny themed t shirts, Hot Topic bondage collars and tons of shitty tattoos who lives with another overweight alcoholic toon. Who needs loved ones, 3 meals a day or all those other things when you have a few likes from anonymous strangers on the internet and an occasional pity donation here or there? That'll impress some teenagers. Maybe

 

[BF 388]

Look at this mindless pig. He even has a pig ring in his nose.

And he expects not to be homeless very soon.

"houseless"

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

overweight alcoholic toon.

I know this is either typo or autocorrect, but it works just as beautifully as what you meant to type. They are both cartoon caricatures of humanity.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

They are both cartoon caricatures of humanity.

If I didn't know Phil and Toren were real, I might've thought their life together was the plot of some show on Adult Swim.