02/27 - Phil Phights Back - Phil gets photographed and phrightened and conphiscates a phone.

[auroraboreanaz]

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Let's file that under stuff that didn't happen.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

TBH fam, if I wasn't a member I would still probably try and snap a pic of Phil. Who doesn't like a good train wreak or human oddity.

 

[Null]

This should be copypasta.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[FramerGirl420]

"I don't wanna talk about the incident publicly anymore"
You're the one who brought it up, you dingus. Nobody else cares.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Is this lie posted because no one donated to his youcare page demands this weekend? I think so.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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I would argue that Phil not calling this person a chaser is a progress, but we all know that the only progress Phil could obtain would be placement in a nut house for life.

 

[Positron]

Phil discharges "chemical weapons" 24/7.

 

[millais]

"Chemical weapons were discharged"

yeah no shit, being forced to stand within 10 ft of Phil is automatically a breach of the Geneva Convention's chemical and biological weapons ban.

 

[GS 281]

Chemical weapons?

Yet again adf is a lame chris ripoff

 

[auroraboreanaz]

No mention of race or gender from someone who clarifies it angrily and constantly.

Phil beat up a girl, y'all.

(Or would have if this wasn't total bullshit, although the lack of screaming about da whites and da menz makes me wonder if maybe, just maybe this is actually based in reality, and Phil phucked up a tiny Asian tourist lady.

 

[Positron]

It was probably one of Phil's headmates trying to take pictures of another.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

So he maces someone and steals their phone under a paranoid delusion... and brags about it on Facebook. Unlike most lolcows, he really is a danger. Phil should be committed. I wonder if the cops were called? **assuming that these spurious claims have a bit of truth in them. I can totally picture Phil wigging out and attacking a random stranger who was like taking a picture of the tree behind him... ;__;

 

[WireSponge]

>Phil gets in a fight

>Doesn't end with him falling from exhaustion before the first punch is thrown

 

[DumbCWCQuote]

I bet the phone was disposed of down a storm drain.

 

[Positron]

I bet the phone was disposed of down a storm drain.

It was an iPhone, and he took the SD card out of it before smashing it under his feminine boots.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I bet the phone was disposed of down a storm drain.

Nope, just his hormones.

 

[RP 520]

How very manly of Phil to fight back. I bet he even punches like a man.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Destroyed their phone, eh?

If this was even a remotely true story, then Phil would have completely fucked his ass over simply because of the following:

1. If this person was taking pictures of him, then there's a good chance they know exactly who he is already.
2. It is extremely easy to locate Phil after describing him to the cops - I mean, we know his address and everything.
3. Phil illegally sprayed somebody who was not posing as a threat, stole and then destroyed private property, and then bragged about it online. Given the above two points, he basically made sure there were bright neon lights flashing on signs pointing to him admitting he is guilty of petty robbery.

And since we all know IRL that Phil is a fucking coward, if the cops showed up at his door he would beg for them to forgive him...nevermind the copious amounts of weapons he's stockpiled for a Kiwi invasion that's never happening.

God, it's amazing how much Phil would destroy his life over this because, in the impossible event this did happen, he's such a fucking idiot that he wouldn't even realize he's incriminating himself.

 

[Billy_Sama]

You can't blame a person for taking a picture who thought there was a mutant walking potato front of them.

 

[Null]

God, it's amazing how much Phil would destroy his life over this because, in the impossible event this did happen, he's such a fucking idiot that he wouldn't even realize he's incriminating himself.

I would say there's nothing to destroy but it's very difficult to get housing at all if you have an arrest record for violent offenses.