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Good Will Hunting Phil Grunting
Surgery [26 May 2018] Phil States His Demands.
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- 13 de Jun, 2016
This is like when you play Civ, or any grand strategy games and the AI sends you a list of one-sided demands for a peace treaty.
"Yeah we may be losing the war, but you better send us 90% of your gold, and all of your strategic resources OR YOU WILL REGRET IT"
"Yeah we may be losing the war, but you better send us 90% of your gold, and all of your strategic resources OR YOU WILL REGRET IT"
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- 14 de Ene, 2016
You guys are silly, you don't need to be a good and mentally sound citizen to buy a NERF gun!
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- 15 de Ene, 2014
More likely we post that Phil's demands haven't been met. Phil will have forgotten that he even made these demands. Then, when we remind him (because he obsessively checks this forum), he'll do something to save face that will be intended to be badass, but we'll laugh at him.
I wouldn't trust Phil with a NERF gun either. If he had a water pistol, there's a >50% chance he'd drown himself by mistake.
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- 9 de Mayo, 2015
I’d say he’s less of an HMS Repulse and more of an HPS Repulsive.
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- 22 de Abr, 2016
6) Refer to my Social Security Disability benefits as a Battleship (and not a Tugboat)
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- 10 de Nov, 2015
Wouldnt prevent them from propping up his corpse to get attention
let me stop you right there
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- 25 de Oct, 2014
Looks like he's taking a dumb in rikas garbage can because he forgot what a toilet looks like. The rest is just the gear he wears to make it look like he knows how to aim a gun. And just think if Phil did fire a actual gun in that stance he would either break both his arms, the recoil would end up with him giving himself a black eye or broken nose by way of gun, or it would knock him onto his ass.
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- 24 de Mar, 2016
7. "Give me money so i can become a tattoartist"... Come on, ever heard of working?
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- 15 de Ene, 2014
This is a useful point. Phil claims to be unable to work due to the fact that he is a tard, so how does he think he could make it as a tattoo artist? If he can't handle some easy minimum-wage job, there's no way in hell he could manage something complex like tattoos.
The real problem, of course, is his lack of artistic talent. He can draw a little bit, but I certainly wouldn't look at his scrawl and say "Yes, the boy has talent!"
(and there's the hygiene thing also)
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- 25 de Ago, 2017
I'm sure in Phil's mind he has a passion and talent for tattoo artistry and like any good anime that will be enough to carry him through to success. He might get knocked down, but he'll get right back up again and keep fighting! KYAAAAH! The reality is that he likes scribbling his delusions on paper and cries when presented with a modicum of difficulty.
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- 7 de Feb, 2013
I know if I was getting a tattoo I’d want my artist to be covered in the kind of tattoos Phil has
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- 24 de Mar, 2016
What i find stupid is that sure there are companies that dont want to hire his kind, but come on there are companies that does and if you in need of money you need to swallow you pride from time to time.
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- 15 de Ene, 2014
He worked at FreeGeek in exchange for a new computer, so he is absolutely capable of working if he wants to.
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- 29 de Oct, 2014
In fairness he mostly hid in a toilet taking selflies, complained about his coworkers transphobia and wore the same outfit for weeks.
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- 25 de Oct, 2014
He'd get the fucking magnus.
It's reloading is fucking atrocious because it basically smushes the darts. You have to be incredibly gentle when reloading the THREE (Yes, only three) darts into the internal mag and he'd get it just because it looks like a big ass Deagle or some shit.
I only mention because given his track record of life choices, if he were to choose a nerf gun, this is how it would turn out. Almost guaranteed.
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- 29 de Abr, 2015
What's his plan? To buy a firearm and hunt down over 20,000 people? I hope so.
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- 24 de Sep, 2014
Believe it or not, Phil might thrive on a Naval vessel. There's tons of dick gazers and people that refuse to shower even under the threat of violence.
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- 25 de Oct, 2014
I can imagine Phil being a tattoo artist on people, and by that I mean he wouldn't tattoo what his clients want on their bodies, but rather he would contemplate what they requested, then he would end up tattooing what he wants on them. "Yeah, I know you wanted a tribal tattoo, but how about a tattoo of me being a homeless fuck, my daughter bike, or the words clitoral mass scribbled across your knuckles??? How about I tattoo three lines horizontally across the bridge of your nose for no reason?? Yeah that would be better than what you want." .
"Why?"
"Because I've covered every inch of my body in scribbles, and I have no more room, but you have a ton of room. Enjoy your new tattoo by Izzy hell whateverthefuckmylastnameis. That will be $250,000. You can also donate to my youcaring for my Spanish snatch."