Surgery [26 May 2018] Phil States His Demands.

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

At this point we may just skip the nautical references and just refer to it as his "burro".

 

[Some Manajerk]

And for those who say he'd pick up a mosin to sate his commie desires, i doubt it. The day of the 100-150$ mosin is gone. Pretty much stopped ever since Russia and Ukraine got into their little spat. It also made cheap ammo a bit more scarce too since a lot of what we were getting (rifles and ammo both) were old Cold War surplus stored in Ukraine. Over here they run about 250-350 in shops.

Unless he buys one someone chucked in a lake for a year. granted, that might be worth it just to see the result.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's telling that we had days of detailed, obviously catered updates from Phil, and then after those updates were picked apart, we now have radio silence again. Phil couldn't wait to "fool" us, and when he failed to make even one part of his story believable, he ducks away and tries to forget it happened.

It won't be long before this incident is filed away with "I got my balls chopped off" and "I got a gun" as lies that are so bad even Phil tries to bury them.

He also forgot that he's a sex worker, and he can never remember the details of what mental illnesses he's supposed to have or how his Latinx ancestry is supposed to work. Also, lest we forget, he misgendered himself.

 

[ON 190]

And for those who say he'd pick up a mosin to sate his commie desires, i doubt it. The day of the 100-150$ mosin is gone. Pretty much stopped ever since Russia and Ukraine got into their little spat. It also made cheap ammo a bit more scarce too since a lot of what we were getting (rifles and ammo both) were old Cold War surplus stored in Ukraine. Over here they run about 250-350 in shops.

Unless he buys one someone chucked in a lake for a year. granted, that might be worth it just to see the result.

Maybe next he'll threaten to buy a surface-to-air missile from the USSR. They go cheap in the Ukraine these days.

 

[AnOminous]

He also forgot that he's a sex worker, and he can never remember the details of what mental illnesses he's supposed to have or how his Latinx ancestry is supposed to work. Also, lest we forget, he misgendered himself.

He's not a sex worker because the very idea of work is alien to him.

 

[nvrwastetree]

So

He's not a sex worker because the very idea of work is alien to him.

That and if anyone did pay for his services, the person's car/bed/domacile would have to be sanitized and bombed for insects. Not only that, but said person would also have to be tested for AIDS and possibly hepatitis.

 

[4Macie]

Maybe next he'll threaten to buy a surface-to-air missile from the USSR. They go cheap in the Ukraine these days.

Didn’t he already do that? Said he has nukes in Autismland

 

[GethN7]

Didn’t he already do that? Said he has nukes in Autismland

Just because he has cheese powered detonators does not means his asshole is a nuclear weapon.

 

[break these cuffs]

Didn’t he already do that? Said he has nukes in Autismland

Phil made a deal for some yellow cake with the norks and he thought he just got some Betty Crocker mix.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

In fairness he mostly hid in a toilet taking selflies, complained about his coworkers transphobia and wore the same outfit for weeks.

Not surprised about the latter 2, but I must've missed the selfies thing. Is that where that "tran on a can" thing came from?

 

[Taint'ed Love]

Not surprised about the latter 2, but I must've missed the selfies thing. Is that where that "tran on a can" thing came from?

No, The "tran on the can" happened in september 2017.. It looked like he took the "tran on a can" pics in some random gas station bathroom or something...

Free geek happened in december 2016, where he took a few random selfies in their washrooms and complained about transphobia.

This time in Phil's life also marked a change in his appearance to something more "normal" looking (at least by Phil standards).
As he probably got laughed at by his co-volunteers for his ridiculous chola look he had at the time..

Here is the full thread about his part time job at free geek.

 

[The Dude]

He also forgot that he's a sex worker, and he can never remember the details of what mental illnesses he's supposed to have or how his Latinx ancestry is supposed to work. Also, lest we forget, he misgendered himself.

It's stupid shit like this that always makes me LOL at Phil, because he always believes he's the smartest motherfucker around while constantly proving what an imbecile he is.

He's not a sex worker because the very idea of work is alien to him.

The very idea of sex is alien to him as well. Despite portraying such a "kinky" persona, Phil has little-to-no actual sexual experience. In fact, I think sex actually scares him.

Phil made a deal for some yellow cake with the norks and he thought he just got some Betty Crocker mix.

I was gonna say that the only Yellow Cake Autismlandia has is the kind their Globulous Leader stuffs in his face.

 

[cuddle striker]

there's no opening in Oregon for this creature to become a tattoo artist.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

there's no opening in Oregon for this creature to become a tattoo artist.

That’s twice Phil’s failed to get an opening in Oregon.

 

[DragoonSierra]

No, The "tran on the can" happened in september 2017.. It looked like he took the "tran on a can" pics in some random gas station bathroom or something...

Free geek happened in december 2016, where he took a few random selfies in their washrooms and complained about transphobia.
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This time in Phil's life also marked a change in his appearance to something more "normal" looking (at least by Phil standards).
As he probably got laughed at by his co-volunteers for his ridiculous chola look he had at the time..

Here is the full thread about his part time job at free geek.

what did he do (or not do) that required safety glasses and a hair bonnet?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

what did he do (or not do) that required safety glasses and a hair bonnet?

:autism:

 

[Taint'ed Love]

what did he do (or not do) that required safety glasses and a hair bonnet?

I believe the safety glasses may have been required for the job.
Free geek was an electronics recycling center, so I could imagine there to be a risk of bits of glass and debris that could get in your eyes..
Although mind you, Phil seems stupid enough that they may just have given him a "special" pair of glasses only to him because he's a tard.

What Free geek would do on top of being an electronics recycling plant, is scrounge up working parts and build basic linux machines for their volunteers as payment for their time. They would also find more valuable working computers like old macbooks and such and they would sell them used in their shop. If I remember correctly Phil got mad that they wouldn't let him take a macbook for free.

The bandana on his head was because he's a bald fuck. He still wears bandanas and head scarfs like that to this day in some of his pictures.

Edit, This about sums it up..

 

[nvrwastetree]

what did he do (or not do) that required safety glasses and a hair bonnet?

In all honesty the employees were probably afraid he would somehow either fall, electrocute himself, or set himself on fire, so they gave him safety glasses and a hair net. In all honesty though, they should've gave Phil one of those special tard helmets.