Surgery [26 May 2018] Phil States His Demands.

[ToroidalBoat]

Nha Fat Mastodon would be more accurate.

But Phil is nowhere near as intimidating -- except to a certain disabled woman that one time.

 

[Deadpool]

I missed Phil and his re.tarded antics so much. Today has been awesome.

To think some of us thought closing this subforum was a good idea.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Nha Fat Mastodon would be more accurate.

Wild Phil NoCock

 

[Ginger Piglet]

PEACE PROCESS.

Delusions of adequacy much?

Phil is a FUCKING WHITE MALE with a small penis, zero employment prospects, and a benefit claim that should be reduced from tugboat to rubber dinghy because there's nothing wrong with him that means he's unable to work.

Imagine this unwashed potato tattooing you. His fat greasy hands pawing at your flesh as he inscribes badly drawn bicycles into your integument. I don't know about anyone else, but the prospect alone makes me want a Hepatitis C booster.

 

[AnOminous]

There was the Mcain thing, but he got arrested during Occupy (released with a caution) but has been flagged to the Police a number of times for dangerous or worrying behaviour, like at the trans picknick and when he's handed himself in for psych holds I believe he was reported to the police under some form of mandatory reporting system.

I don't think he was actually arrested over the McCain thing. The SS just checks you out if you get on their radar like he did, and he probably came across as a harmless sped at the time rather than a serious threat. I'm pretty sure one of the California things was a 5150, though, and that would preclude him buying a gun unless he went through a fairly time consuming process. This is of course assuming they actually kept good records, which is not always the case.

I think one of his Oregon things was also an involuntary 72 hour hold of some sort, but I know less about that.

I think it's possible he's in a situation in Oregon where he could buy a gun but not get a concealed carry permit. I do think there's enough stuff out there, though, that he'd get flagged for something, whether or not it would result in an outright prohibition on him getting a gun. I just don't think he'll actually do it.

I think it's a lot more likely he just sticks to the tranny bats and other mall ninja shit and takes shitty cosplay pictures of himself looking constipated while crouching and pointing an airsoft rifle at the camera thinking he looks badass.

 

[repentance]

Phil, you're so gutless that you can't even take back possession of your bedroom. Armed or unarmed, you ain't gonna do shit.

Please entertain us by writing a manifesto, though.

 

[thismanlies]

I was having a shitty day until I read those demands.

Thanks for the laughs you commie troon. I can't imagine this backfiring (pun intended) on you.

 

[Cubanodun]

Open a gofundme for that gun phil, maybe you will get 2 bucks for cheese

 

[Cherie Bomb]

Phil is trying to insert gringo identity politics into what he thinks is Hispanic culture (which is kind of like Mexico in Looney Tunes).

Remember when Phil thought Jack in the Box tacos were authentic "Latinx" cuisine?

Only white people use the word gringo. The word for English speaking, non-Hispanic bigots is gabacho. That's one way to tell a fluent Spanish speaker immersed in the culture from a race cosplayer using Google Translate for oppression points.

In a sense, American tacos are a part of Latin culture. When Mexican immigrants arrived in California, they sought to recreate the foods they were familiar with using ingredients on hand. In the case of tacos, that meant using hard shells, ground beef, iceberg lettuce, and American cheese in place of fresh tortillas, slow roasted pork, and the bounty of fresh tropical produce available in Mexico year round. Taco Bell stole their recipe from an authentic Mexican American restaurant called Mitla Cafe.

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This one has always been my favorite. The weeb shit really sells it.

It's the No-Neck Becky look that slays me.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Nice kitchen you filthy fat slob.

Wasn't that the kitchen of some other lolcow during the time ADF was "houseless?"

That's one way to tell a fluent Spanish speaker immersed in the culture from a race cosplayer using Google Translate for oppression points.

Hispanics can use "gringo" too, such as in jest. And of course, Hispanics can also still be Hispanic even if growing up in another culture, yet not buy that absurd notion of the "oppression hierarchy" (the one with straight white males at the bottom) ADF likely believes.

As you may know, the whole reason ADF went "Latinx" is because he had an infatuation with J-Lo back in the day. To the point where he "cosplayed" as her at his job (yes, he had a job) at some sandwich place. ADF later ragequit said job because he changed his name and the employer wouldn't change his nametag fast enough. But the "Latinx" fixation remained. Someone once said that ADF goes all out and makes an identity all about what he's interested in. See: cycling.

So ADF truly is a "race cosplayer" for "oppression points" -- asspats. Like @Syaoran Li said, identity politics has ruined his life.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Get a firearm

The way he acts and how he is covered with his autisic prison scratch tattoos...I guarantee he will probably not be allowed to even hold a gun and be turned down for a gun in a few short minutes.

Not only that, the dealer will put out the alert to other shops in the surrounding area.
And depending how he acts when he is told to leave...the police will be alerted too.

 

[Hrothgar]

He'll post ridiculous selfies of himself and some of us will die laughing.

This is how this laughable sped looks with a gun in case you forgot.

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I think my favorite part is how he's crouching in front of an overflowing garbage can as if he is a piece of garbage that fell out of it. Nice kitchen you filthy fat slob.

I hadn't seen that one. I'm not sure if it's the garbage, the fake gun, the stupid beret, the water goggles, the rainbow wristwarmers, the shitting squat stance, or all of them combined, but my day is so much better now.

 

[Curt Sibling]

The only gun Phil ever got was a meat howitzer...

 

[break these cuffs]

I have a very real gun that I very much own and will be willing to sell. FFL required as I am not interested in involving myself in criminal activity. Details enclosed.

Spoiler: potato eyes only. encryption key: zFMRM9qM4p

This is a rare revolver used by Red Army Cossacks to shoot behind them at enemies chasing them on horseback. There are only a few in the United States brought back as war trophies. I am in desperate need of money for a lawyer to protect me from the coming wrath of a proud Latina woman. The price is $175 firm. I don't want this traced back to me so you will have to use Dark Web Cryptocurrency. Wallet addresses:

BTC: 1LXpv9FUiazGB2LVyS44cTTEQFc8CBgPYi

BTC+SW: bc1qwv5fzv9u6arksw6ytf79gfvce078vprtc0m55s

ETH: 0xc1071c60ae27c8cc3c834e11289205f8f9c78ca5

LTC: LNjmyhxThrTMY4izBdcdWqvW287LmCB6bg

XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino

Proof of shipping will be provided when the funds are verified.

 

[Ravenor]

I don't think he was actually arrested over the McCain thing. The SS just checks you out if you get on their radar like he did, and he probably came across as a harmless sped at the time rather than a serious threat.

While he wasn't arrested for the McCain thin he did get a record note for it, he did have a physical face to face with someone over it as well so it wasn't just a waco on the internet who can be ignored check. His threat was so specific and taken seriously enough that they thought it warranted a bit more attention.

I'm pretty sure one of the California things was a 5150, though, and that would preclude him buying a gun unless he went through a fairly time consuming process. This is of course assuming they actually kept good records, which is not always the case.
I think one of his Oregon things was also an involuntary 72 hour hold of some sort, but I know less about that.

I think it's possible he's in a situation in Oregon where he could buy a gun but not get a concealed carry permit. I do think there's enough stuff out there, though, that he'd get flagged for something, whether or not it would result in an outright prohibition on him getting a gun. I just don't think he'll actually do it.

Depends on what one event you are talking about He's had a number of voluntary and involuntary holds, Phils been a frequent flyer of the medical systems in both states several times. While he was released it's a cumulative thing on instance may be able to be written off or fall through the cracks but he's had several in a relatively short time, that is not a good indicator and will preclude him from gun ownership for the foreseeable at any rate but I will let
@Club Sandwich someone who's come across Phil in a professional context an expert on one of the States gunlaws answer that one far better than I could.

I think it's a lot more likely he just sticks to the tranny bats and other mall ninja shit and takes shitty cosplay pictures of himself looking constipated while crouching and pointing an airsoft rifle at the camera thinking he looks badass.

I think Gunownership to him is a Scary Power fantasy if you look at everything he says, everything he tries to do, every group he idolises it's all tied into him feeling like he has a modicum of power because in reality, He knows he's harmless and ineffectual, the Tranny Bat's, cans Pepper spray and blunt knives are essentially a comfort blanket for him that lets him feel safe in a world he has to exist in but isn't really able to understand but feels like he needs to and in a very simple way he thinks violance or the abbillity to enact that violence he idolises somehow makes the world seem less intimidating to him.

Phil's understanding of the world around him is very limited and he has to take time to process things we take for granted in a genuinely unusual but predictable way, I mean look at what happened when the bus broke down he was stranded in a place he wasn't familiar with for a period of time, and he demanded federal assistance a gross overreaction to an inconvenience he wasn't able to understand as -

1) It has never happened to him before.
2)It was outside of his normal frame of predicated reasoning and thus unexpected and distressing in the extreme to him.
3) He was unprepared for such an event.
4) He is unable to process the level of impact and urgency and what a reasonable response would be because He likes to think he knows how things work at a level vastly outside his own competency and because this was a major event to him it must class as a major event to everyone.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Sorry Phil but you don't have bob and vagene let alone bob and vagene pics.

 

[Keerakh]

peace process? LOL tuber please
You couldn't operate a nerf gun without screaming about not being able to get the mag out and cutting yourself on the cardboard.
here's your consolation prize you corpulent lying shit: some poetic advice.

 

[lurk_moar]

Phil should sue 4chan for his discovery and encyclopedia dramatica. Kiwifarms used to be the CWCki forums and never existed ten years ago. Good luck.

Phil, you are whiter than I am, and I'm very alabaster. You are not latinx, but a transracial poser. You are fooling no one with your fake hispanicness. Sugar skulls are cultural appropriation for somebody like you.

Your father only gave you a spanking because you were a brat on 07/04/97. Daddy rape day never happened.

I only dead name you because you hate it. I had transwomen co-workers, and I used their correct pronouns of she/her. I will only use correct pronouns and names in real life for real trans people, not fake ones. I don't hate trans people, just you. I actually don't really hate you, but just disapprove of some of your life choices.

Maybe if you were to stop being a tard on the interbutts, maybe the "trolls" would lose interest i.e ForeverFailyn.

You have more ink than a Chinese calligraphy museum. You don't need any more tattoos. You skin resembles a cacography of scribbles, not actual artwork that is well planned.

Your vaginoplasty won't cure your autism, make up for your deficits, and you are still a lolcow.

Now that we called you out on lies, now it's time that you are actually thinking about top surgery, facial feminization surgery, and voice training. Shouldn't these next operations come before the vaginoplasty? Shouldn't the vaginoplasty be the last surgery? Growing out your hair would at least make you somewhat more feminine or wearing a wig. There is nothing wrong with being a butch transwoman, but you still look like a man. Wear a padded bra, carry a purse, grow out your hair, and dress a little bit more feminine instead of crust punk fashion.

You don't need a gun and cannot own one because of the involuntary psych holds. Pepper spray, a stun gun, and a personal alarm along with self-defense classes are all you need for self-defense.

In order to be a tattoo artist, you have to be an artist first. Your artwork is middle school tier at best. You can become a flash tattooist, but everybody these days wants their own custom piece of artwork. Nobody would want you to apprentice under them. Good luck.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

After rereading his list of demands, I only just now noticed that he aspires to be a tattoo artist now, apparently. Because I know I want prison-scratch ink done by a smelly homeless exceptional individual who looks like he's contracted eight different types of hepatitis.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

looks like he's contracted eight different types of hepatitis

Maybe Phil sees spreading disease like the followers of Nurgle thinking the plagues they bestow are "gifts?"