Surgery [26 May 2018] Phil States His Demands.

[MarineN*423543]

I can offer you an egg in this trying time

 

[Prussian Blue]

I dont follow Phil but this is hilarious. Is there a reason for the August 7th deadline?

 

[bigshot]

I think it would be great if Phil started a Memorial Day Telethon to raise money for his tattoos and gender modifications. He could be just like Jerry Lewis!

"I pledge a dollah!"

 

[HickoryDickory]

He forgot he was supposed to have facial feminization surgery years ago? K. He'll forget about this pretend surgery as well and post acorn pics soon enough.

Hey, ADF. Chris is still better than you. At least he is recognized as female on his IDs. All you can do is change your name and still be recognized as male.

 

[Hiragana]

7) Settle out of court $250,000.00 USD in reparations for 10 consecutive years of organized cyberbullying and cyberstalking against me

Not cerain the website have existed this long, sure of it even. However, any reason to break out the champagne is good.

Here's to another ten years!

 

[ON 190]

I dont follow Phil but this is hilarious. Is there a reason for the August 7th deadline?

So he can come up with a lie for why he’s fine about his demands being met.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Is there a reason for the August 7th deadline?

Phil is pretending he's Australatina issuing an ultimatum to the Kiwi Imperium?

 

[Schwachkopf]

I don't know man, i'm pretty sure "Latinx" sounds pretty racist to me considering how ridiculous it sounds to name latinos anything other than latinos.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

i'm pretty sure "Latinx" sounds pretty racist to me

Phil is trying to insert gringo identity politics into what he thinks is Hispanic culture (which is kind of like Mexico in Looney Tunes).

Remember when Phil thought Jack in the Box tacos were authentic "Latinx" cuisine?

 

[Ravenor]

Phil casts fireball.

That's more of a Torren thing.

 

[break these cuffs]

I don't know man, i'm pretty sure "Latinx" sounds pretty racist to me considering how ridiculous it sounds to name latinos anything other than latinos.

Gendered vocabulary is a tool of the PATRIARCHREEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Stock Photo James]

1) More like, a cheap Chinese knockoff of vagina
2) Ok sure whatever rapist's child
3) Not a real word
4) Ok sure
5) I usually stick to whatever legal name all the troon lolcows have assigned themselves, doesn't mean I respect them anymore if I do this.
6) Raft it is then
7) I think you're better off not getting any money

Good luck shooting up a website with your gun, Rosa.

 

[CWCissey]

Since when is getting a gun a threat?

Go exercise your Second Amendment Rights Phil. I don't care. It'll be funny to hear about you getting hauled into the back of an ambulance with gunshot wounds because you pointed your Hi-point at a cop.

 

[Twrx]

I want to know how Phil came up with the 250k figure.

 

[James Howlett]

I want to know how Phil came up with the 250k figure.

Right? Why not go for the full $1,000,000,000,000.69 he's obviously justified in asking for.

Maybe Phil has a bigger heart than we give him credit for.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

you don't need a CHL to buy a handgun in Oregon (and it would make more sense to wait until you know something about guns before doing the CHL thing) but the process is probably something that appeals to phil

also I'll be honest, I kinda like the battleship idea

 

[Randy Lahey]

Please don't disparage the dead by comparing them to Phil

Okay, we’ll call him a coagulated gravy hotdog bun bastard instead.

 

[break these cuffs]

I want to know how Phil came up with the 250k figure.

My first thought was the FBI piracy warning. That has $250k listed as penalty and is all over the place enough to stick in his spud brain.

 

[Twrx]

you don't need a CHL to buy a handgun in Oregon but the process is probably something that appeals to phil

also I'll be honest, I kinda like the battleship idea

He's been trying to push the battleship thing for years now. It's a tugboat.

 

[Sandwichu]

This might be a little powerleveling, but the deadline for his demands is on my birthday. Golly gee!
Back to topic, it's fun when tards think they have any leverage to negotiate with the farms when they are pissed. Phil's delusions stay firm in the face of laughter.