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Maybe that's why the middle was safest: maximum stench dispersal.
02/27 - Phil Phights Back - Phil gets photographed and phrightened and conphiscates a phone.
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- 7 de Feb, 2013
Well you'd think so, but the way Phil (as with all other grotesque trannies) tells it, he is irresistible to all men and is constantly being raped
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Corey and Trevor could kick Phil's ass, plus they ALREADY have Potato Cannons! Dude, The Motel could kick his ass. (You're how I found the show, btw, bless you.) watch out for Bottle Kids.
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- 15 de Ene, 2014
Plus while we all know Phil is ignorant, I always find it entertaining to hear exactly how ignorant.
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- 27 de Jun, 2014
I think I speak for the entire human race when I say Phil is a grotesque creature of flesh and lard, and I would not have sex with him.
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- 18 de Sep, 2014
With the level of detail I know about him I'm starting to consider the very real possibility he's some weird new sub-species or a very poorly constructed alien experiment they forgot to recall.
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- 11 de Jun, 2014
What could we have possibly done to piss off an alien race so badly they'd unleash Phil on us?
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
If this were England in 1617, they might think that Phil was born of intercourse with a devil.
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- 30 de Nov, 2014
If this was Sparta, Phil would have been chucked off a cliff as an infant.
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- 13 de Jun, 2016
No, he'd probably be the village idiot.
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- 18 de Sep, 2014
There is enough of him and his idiocy to go around so he would have been able to be the idiot for several villages.
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- 3 de Mayo, 2016
Moon rocks.
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- 18 de Sep, 2014
Nha they are a little bit weirder than that, I mean just look what happened on Eros....
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- 26 de Mayo, 2015
Don't blame the Protomolecule for Phil.
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- 18 de Sep, 2014
Look what else could explain him better, bad genetics or interference with organic matter at a molecular level?
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- 26 de Mayo, 2015
Where's a Martian in power armor when you need one....
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- 18 de Sep, 2014
To be fair an OPA agent could take care of Phil with by chasing after him with a block of low fat cheese.
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- 26 de Mayo, 2015
Pfft. Cheese in the Belt? We could have him spaced for a wheel of Gouda.