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Stating your beer isn't brewed with corn syrup is an attack on American farmers
Armageddon IRL
Bill creates storm water utilities, letting authorities tax properties with big paved surfaces
We’re finally trying to mitigate our fuckups
In Canada?
Beary's attempts to liven gay orgies with seamen discovered.
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Harvard prof doesn't back down from claims that alien spacecraft may be zipping past Jupiter orbit
and call for world peace...
Or: - Catlicks be sex crazy, yo.
Includes Twitch/HiRez employee with purple hair who RESPECTS WAHMEN
If they stop the trolls disliking a trailer surely the sales will pick up...
Culture
DC Art Exhibit Invites People to Throw Trash at Ivanka Trump Lookalike While She Vacuums Floors
"Participatory art exhibit" that lets you throw crumbs at a look alike for some reason
Law
New Gov. of S. Dakota Signs Her 1st Law: Abolishment of All Restrictions on Carrying Guns in Public
Oklahoma is Next on the List
NC Man Says Wife and Daughter Used Pole in ‘Man Cave’ to Exercise
PISS ON EVERYTHING AND BLOW THEIR HEADS OFF!
The Original Bane of YouTube Content Creators IS FUCKING DEAD (2000-2019)
TITS OUT FOR KOKO
ISIS claim responsibility
Two original sins of being white with one stone
Incels must hate him
Drama queen goes splat in front of everybody
Possibly due to his middle class background and career prospects
Americans don't have a monopoly on pointless screeching
"Nova era" kicks out an old political chameleon from Brazilian Congress
Cue the Seinfeld theme
looks likes anglos are worse than Floridans
Culture
Buzzfeed's 2018 #2 Author in Total Traffic Is A Teen Student Who Submitted 700 Quizzes FOR FREE
She Made Them Over $3.8 Million in Revenue; They Rewarded her with Some $30 Giftcards and a T-shirt
Culture
Muslim school will not allow girls to eat lunch until after boys have finished, Ofsted chief says
we don't care about your infidel education inspectors
Exceptional Individual or Gud Boi Dindu Nuffin?
Buzzfeed's continues its war on Fake News. It hurt itself in its confusion.
No snarky subtitle, ibuprofen changed a hell of a lot of lives.
Immediately Calls for $100b In Reparations for Slavery, Green New Deal, Free Collage
and easier women and ethnic minorities
Another story about small caves being revealed to the police.
Oi, you got a loisence for dem lyrics m8?
"If she would back away from the table there would be plenty for her kids to eat,"
Gonna be in a whole lotta trouble when he's caught.
and gets barred from Canada
Wisconsin jobs robbed by Foxconn con job
but mostly lets gawk at Artie's fucked up nose, it's really gross
Turns out he's a Washington D.C. congressional activist Joseph Alcoff
It's not a crime, it's a "hate incident"
Disaster
"Black Panther" Will Return To The Big Screen For Free In Celebration Of Black History Month
Disaster in the making
Further proof that the rozzers should stay off the Internet
Lula misses Worker's party rally diguised as a funeral
Already Banned By The DNC from Running as (D) - Remember Kids, No Refunds. #FeeltheBern
boomer version of soyboy i guess
kiwifarms shitposting irl
Culture
Azealia Banks makes herself popular with the Irish by calling them leprechauns, and die in famine
How to make friends and influence the Irish.
"He has autism and only eats peanut butter and jelly on english muffins 3x’s a day"
Clinical trial to proceed next month
Yes, you've read that right
Running for reasons that are hypocritical
Watchdog was investigating Israeli spyware
Idea for special sexual assault court gains steam in Quebec in wake of #MeToo
Gleen Greenwald husband and former Snowden messager arrested on UK, will replace him.
Japan confirms that traps are gay
Like all good microgenres, it’s already dead by the time you’ve heard of it.
The OTHER biological clock.
Probably less embarrassing than being found under a car park.
"Designated elephant railways"
Got woke, going broke
Oobie doo, I wanna get paid like you-oo-oo.
The Ponzi Scheme is collapsing.
Killer whale
The Sino-Japanese Struggle over Control of the 2D World
There’s just something about craft store cuteness that doesn’t suggest the coming war against AI.
I need your license, registration, and phone number bby
Suspect identified as 21-year-old Zephen Xaver
Wew lad, an act of war
UN
Footage of Presidential Candidate Beto O'Rourke singing in a sheep costume and onesie is uncovered
History is made with first Furry presidential candidate...fucking kill me
Peasant upset after being called peasant.
Disaster
14-year-old carrying replica handgun is shot dead while running from Arizona officer, officials say
The violent woman-beater is also a rapist? OMG NO WAY
Cannibalism is no more
Hacker Behind "Football Leaks" Faces Extradition Trial
By spying on your friends
No loli for olympians.
One of Brazil’s newspapers has linked Bolsonaro's son with members of a Rio de Janeiro death squad
Pop Pop Pop Watchin' Niggaz Drop
Forgets copy pasting is a thing
an effort to shift Naziism from a divided digital space to physical, violent insurgency.
WTF the story about Apollo and Daphne was true!
helo sexy open bob for me pleas
Amid Spate of ‘Bird Box’ Challenge Stunts
Quota of five nominations per year for every department
McDonalds Pyongyang keeps moving forward.
Law
Former NFL player tackles 'Peeping Tom' who was masturbating outside his teenage daughter's window
1 foul for holding and roughing
Well that's awkward.
https://www.troyhunt.com/the-773-million-record-collection-1-data-reach/
KR
Organizers Say Comiket No Place for Hate Speech After Anti-Korean, Chinese Stickers Were Discovered
The Last Of Us 2 is going to be better than expected...
We're here to see the Hobbits ... I've been looking at the Hobbits my whole life, since I'm born
Disaster
Man told by court he is 'blessed' after ex-partner forged his signature on IVF defrosting form
Thanks to Annie "I would rather eat my right shoe than back the Social Democrats" Lööf
Buzzfeed Report. This will be the end of Trump x440,641
Just pretending to be exceptional
Slave catchers, KKK-inspired clans, and racial targeting: what players reenact in Rockstar’s Western
Science
OUMUAMUA: FIRST ALIEN OBJECT TO VISIT OUR SOLAR SYSTEM IS WRAPPED IN STRANGE ORGANIC COAT, SCIENTIST
The left continues to eat itself.
Major plop twist at the end.
Or: Chandler recycling takes on a whole new form?
...or oppression around the world - 30 million more than a year ago
wagie wagie get in cagie
We're reaching levels of soy that shouldn't even be possible
Good, fuck planned obsolescence
So if the gubment has guns, and we don't...
