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President to Use National Emergency Declaration for Wall Funding
Muh NAZIs everywhere
Chinese student kidnapped by four men with Stungun
"His sexual needs were his sexual needs..." "...They both married and they both have children, so it didn’t kill them.”
Good boy makes the ultimate sacrifice
'I wanted to spread the word of God'
Another one bites the dust
It's a tough pill to swallow!
UN
Kenyan teacher who donates most of his salary to help poor students is crowned world’s best teacher and gets $1m prize
Some uplifting news
Naziwhiner General purged after almost 50 years for workplace bullying
Law
Surrey 'terror attack' suspect shouted 'I'm going to kill Muslims' before stabbing teenager, court hears
Suspect allegedly attacked neighbour’s home and cars before stabbing teenager in Tesco car park
Houston, We Have A Chemical Fire Problem
A much more satisfying fight than the Logan Paul one.
♫ Burn babies burn ♫
Disaster areas in 54 of 93 Nebraska counties
Otherwise Known as: What is Going to Happen to Quite a Few Lolcows
The continuing trials and tribulations of the F-35 development program.
Former shipbuilding executive: “There’s an old adage: ‘A ship so nice, we built it twice’”
Hot Cow-on-Cow Action, señor
- Bloqueado
LOL DRUMPF *CLAP* OWNED *CLAP*
Twitter users are freaking out at the thought of getting a real job
"I mean come ooon, it's $current_year+3, Nippon!"
Nurse Siri and Nurse Alexa are here to serve your medical needs.
Takes one to the back of the head from bike cop
suck it thernovitch
- Bloqueado
Carmaker says success of Sunderland operations enabled by frictionless trade with EU
"We can do it"... not!
THOT fails at pole dancing
Deal includes film and TV production
Move over, Russian alt-righters
Leftist Hate Group In Legal Trouble... Again
Disaster
Virginia Mom Admits Injecting Her Own Blood Into Disabled 5-Year-Old Son’s Nose & Mouth (VIDEO)
Obligatory poll inside
5 year operation that led to the arrest of a former president and many crooked politicians, might be completely nullified and meet its end.
Involving the biggest Kpop company in South Korea.
over deals that gave Apple, Amazon, and other companies access to user data
This isn't the Killstream, just for those who were confused
Ben Shapiro loses second sponsor after March for Life speech
Doing this the hard way when Trump promised them this before because they're morons
Noted MAGA Enthusiast Young Person Jakob Wohl Does the Impossible: Uniting Twitter
HAIL HITLER
Kiwi Farms Advertiser Starts To Learns To Code
Finnish court rules 3 year prison in migrant’s case
I had to see this. Now all you fucks see it too.
Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren
Probably deserves a lolcow thread at this point...
BE QUICK... OR BE DEAD!
Syfy takes up for furries, for god knows what reason
Prefers to Conduct Endless Investigations to "Discredit" Trump for 2020
Welcome to the coming age of the Intranet.
A government program we can all get behind
- Bloqueado
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Michael Cohen Will Accuse Donald Trump of Criminal Conduct While in Office in Testimony Before Congress
I cannot ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.
Que that dancing frog
Ilhan Omar is the real victim
CatParty deprived of one source of shitposting meds.
Violent convicted felon dindu nuffin!
Disaster
Missouri Police Searching for Marijuana in a Stage 4 Cancer Patient's Hospital Room Incites a Viral Video
Also Tazed Dog and Sent Eight Year Old Neighbor to ER
Blue Wave or Red Tsunami? Because you know we need one.
This is like a Black Mirror episode come to life
The penny must have dropped for him
Harvard grad student told to move out after roommates find her legally owned firearms 'uncomfortable
Pre-Gun-Violence Leaves Boston Women Literally Shaking, Everyone is Mad
No good deed goes unpunished.
Posted for your cringing pleasures
World War 3 will be dudes barfing on each other.
Levenge of the searife.
Cause Vaccinations makes you immortal.
- Bloqueado
Law
Former Luzerne County Judge Mark Ciavarella Jr. Sentenced to 28 Years Over "Kids for Cash" Scheme
breaking bread with sex traffickers
Said nothing about mocking it on the Internet for lulz.
Actual hispanic men are lashing out against a word used to describe them by non-hispanic woke people
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Leaked Documents Show the U.S. Government Tracking Journalists and Immigration Advocates Through a Secret Database
Eastern Europe is fucking wild!
Even nature hates the nogs
Going out with several bangs.
One less danger to the children.
Trannies are literally dying because of reality TV starring gays in dresses
Disaster
Chinese Kid Playing on Phone Gets His Butt Stuck in Toilet Seat, Parents Call Firefighters for Help
China holds supremacy over toilets as well!
Taco Bell Gives Him $20.00 Gift Card to Say Sorry
Culture
Brazil's Jair Bolsonaro tweets 'what is a golden shower' after posting explicit video of man urinating on someone’s head
Outrage ensues as Bolsonaro exposes regular public brazilian behavior on carnival
Belgian carnival paying homage to jews causes controversy feat. KKK and Blackface
Culture
New Fire Station Opens, Saves 3 Year Old Drowning Child With 47 Second Response Time On Second Day Open
Firefighters Literally Ran to the Scene from the Station
Disaster
Gov of NM Reacts to 26 of 33 Counties Voting To Oppose Gun Control: "Rogue, Childish Pity Party"
Dumb Bitch has so far lost NINE counties (FOUR 70%+ Democrat) that she won less than 4 Months Ago
Law
Masterpiece Cakeshop owner sues Hickenlooper, claiming religious persecution despite court ruling
Bake the cake season 2, now with trannies
UN
Macron publishes open letter calling for "EU Renaissance", including an Anti-Fake News agency, Climate Bank, Food Safety Force
"Europeans, please unite."
rates The Guardian late
- Bloqueado
Certainly nothing straighter than jerking off in a roomful of other dudes.
This site developed a Florida Man scoring system. Tampa Bay has four of its top 10 all-time stories.
Pro-life group blasts bill as 'unlimited, unrestricted and unregulated abortion-on-demand'
Vague penis shapes are offensive, hmmkay?
UN
Resurfaced 1971 Playboy interview of John Wayne in which he makes homophobic and racist remarks...
Learn to write a better article title
Japan created an android body for a Buddhist deity, low waifu potential if you ask me tho
Governor Tells Anti-Gunners To Fuck Off To California If They Don't Like It