random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Chromeo]

Nigga that shit looks like a Puerto Rican grandma's couch

Maybe in upside down land where they've all got 10 foot long spiders in their snatch.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I hope trump deploys a secret black ops to bomb your toilet so the next take you take a shit it explodes everywhere.

total nigger moid death, the world will never be safe for women until every man is castrated, controlled or beheaded

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I'm not gay. I have relationships with women and sex with men.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

My brother in Christ Joseph smith, from all i've ever seen about you is that you are an incel too, you might not want ot be throwing that term around.

I have had chances to have sex and have turned them down. I'm not.

A holographic AI resembling a young Japanese girl that you created doesn't count.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

noone really gives a shit what you do or don't do with your penis and I'd be hard pressed to think where it'd be relevant on a politics board where it needed to be stated to matter.

 

[Autistic Joe]

one of the few times i've told someone to kill themselves and they actually did it

 

[Chromeo]

...The car has tits?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

That's silly. Why would they drive a duck?

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Add in lack of domain knowledge and you have a perfect recipe for complete bamboozlement.

Sometimes, white people with suicidal empathy for browns are just white people with suicidal empathy for browns.

Spiritual boomer. The system is completely broke, blame the impressionable children. I hate you niggers.

It might be mental illness speaking, but I still remember my all-nighters fondly .

Until about 5 years ago, I would have told you that a CS degree was as good as an autism diagnosis.

my favorite nuclear energy incident

 

[Brap God]

New gayest post this week. Rape fanfiction of another forum user

You are avoiding my question. What are you without your virginity?

 

[Chromeo]

Anya Taylor-Joy is an ambush predator, perfectly evolved over millions of years, to sit very, very still on flowers and ensnare passing insects with her bladed forelimbs.

Why are you being dumb and weird?

Quit off-topic sperging or else I WILL post pics of Dave Mustaine shirtless.

Wasn't this the plot of Shrek 2

 

[frozen_runner]

Are all sports this gay or is it just the WNBA?

All moids must pay.

No.

I also won't subscribe even though I have read 173 articles this year.

That's how I do my part for #Resistance.

Anyways im still right I just used the wrong word

*rates you autistic*

A long long time ago I went to the USA and after too much Chipotl I gave birth to 100% brahmin babies in the Chipotl's shitting room. I know because there was blood and Woke said that makes me a women and they looked very Indian and smelled like it too in the toilet.

Sure, things are dumb, right now. But they've always been kind of dumb and always will be.

My neighbor’s dog keeps telling me to kill Rob Reiner for being in that stupid TV episode and I’m trying to tell the dog that a) Billy Graham wouldn’t do that and b) he’s already dead anyway.

You aren't really in it for the flamingos unless you've protested on one leg.

Ted Kaczynski predicted this.

Didn't happen, don't care, hope he keeps on rapin'.

The government doesn't want you to know this, but you can just have rape babies. I have 1355 rape babies from the local park.

Hahahahahahahaha nigga how is this real nigga just tell your girlfriend steve to go get a job nigga

Cute animal stories like this and setting hobos on fire are all I have for joy anymore.

poop + pee = no draft for me

Every day I am reminded that furries exist is a bad day

we love Dick here on this forum.

Baby spinach can fuck off too.

That's a beautiful sky. Also that darkie needs to be lynched.

 

[Wiggerlicious]

i wouldn't mind being raped tbh i would just take it without making a sound and after the ordeal i would probably cry a little bit but just a little bit not too many tears

CAN WE NOT DISCUSS SHOWERS THEY'RE PORNOGRAPHIC AND I'M 2 YEARS OLD

I'm a feminist, I believe that all women are built for BBC

 

[Gentlebastard]

I can't imagine a bigger "What the fuck am I doing" moment than having hetero sex with a woman and still trying to convince yourself that you're gay.

The lack of self-awareness would be infuriating if I wasn't 100% sure it was intentional gaslighting.

My analysis was incomplete and dumb, so if you rated it thus previously, feel free to rate this one autistic. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

We do actually get plenty of posts about how "transman pussy is different from female pussy" but they're usually worded something along the lines of "Oh god help my pussy smells so bad that my rats vomit everytime I walk in the room"

Actually, as a seething faggot, I do not love this, but fuck you for directly insulting me and not even having the balls to tag me.

I have learned so much random shit from random people here.

The average Hungarian will wish you to get a horsecock up your ass if you cut him off on the highway whereas the average Hungarian Gypsy will wish you to have a guitar sprout in your lungs for the cancer to have something to strum on.

"Die. Screaming."

Completely and totally not unhinged psychopathic behavior.

Bake the corn starch in a 3 liter Dr Pepper bottle. The "doctor" part of the name means it's good for you. Otherwise they cant say that word, it's illegal.

They’ll never address the fat, rainbow haired fedposting elephant in the room.

You don't rape on the first date? I can't relate.

 

[Haloperidol]

resting raped face

Slight NSFW warning (brief audio clips of cheeks clapping)

 

[Sog Dog]

Seriously, how many times do I have to tell you I'm not jewish?

People didn't have the internet yet so they didn't know dead babies are funny.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

It's moon rune for "cuck tray"

 

[Nameless One]

peeing yourself feels really good BTW

 

[JustSomeDong]

Pedantic bullshit is my bread and butter motherfucker i am the autism

 

[Diggus Bickus]

If I'm fake I want my foreskin back