random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spectate]

so i just end up jerking off to Japanese gravure models to cope. I really like Ai Yamada and Shinonome Umi and i wish they were real because theyre super pretty and seem nice but when i realize there not real i get sad and jerk off again.

My wife knows it as "The HATE website" aka "What are you reading... is it the HATE website?".

 

[Sooty Soot]

you niggers picked on me in school so die.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Our trannies have the thickest, hardest girlcocks and our pooners are the most disappointing pooners around.

 

[JustSomeDong]

did you really bump this thread to reply to a week old post about cock you fucking faggot

You have posted twice at me to talk about cocks.

I liked the cheese discourse much more than the multi-page cock discourse

The masculine urge to talk about penises and their shapes.

 

[DickMain]

The melanin has already floated off his skin after watching so many ancient movies with vintage baddies

 

[JustSomeDong]

How do women at large feel about a stoic, intellectual penis?

"What are you listening to, honey?"
"An ooperator planning to defraud Medicare to fund a 1000 acre compound stuck in the 1990s, with Japanese music and violence-enforced punctuality."

"I have to be careful what I say on the Internet"
-Dear Feeder 2 minutes after calling in 10 ton bombs to be dropped on the Commonwealth.