random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spectate]

so i just end up jerking off to Japanese gravure models to cope. I really like Ai Yamada and Shinonome Umi and i wish they were real because theyre super pretty and seem nice but when i realize there not real i get sad and jerk off again.

My wife knows it as "The HATE website" aka "What are you reading... is it the HATE website?".

 

[Sooty Soot]

you niggers picked on me in school so die.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Our trannies have the thickest, hardest girlcocks and our pooners are the most disappointing pooners around.

 

[JustSomeDong]

did you really bump this thread to reply to a week old post about cock you fucking faggot

You have posted twice at me to talk about cocks.

I liked the cheese discourse much more than the multi-page cock discourse

The masculine urge to talk about penises and their shapes.

 

[DickMain]

The melanin has already floated off his skin after watching so many ancient movies with vintage baddies

 

[JustSomeDong]

How do women at large feel about a stoic, intellectual penis?

"What are you listening to, honey?"
"An ooperator planning to defraud Medicare to fund a 1000 acre compound stuck in the 1990s, with Japanese music and violence-enforced punctuality."

"I have to be careful what I say on the Internet"
-Dear Feeder 2 minutes after calling in 10 ton bombs to be dropped on the Commonwealth.

"The man in the pickle suit was out with Kiwi Farms users celebrating the 250th birthday of America and trying to score some black girls, and found the nontent skelly got invited to a gala by Marco Rubio... This was after the Steel Toe took a win when he crashed his van into a front loader. Then the cocaine-dosed 9 year old got her cast signed by Jack Posobiec."

I hate that nothing Josh said seemed inexplicably insane.