Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

I would accidentally dox myself by hanging up a "Mission Accomplished" banner outside my house if Becky killed herself.

And now the Community Watch Lines of the Day:

Did you have any children that lived? Or did the congenital problems endemic to inbreeding get a full house?
Do you have any actual, direct, attributable, verifiable evidence for any of that absolute drivel you've just shat all over here?
If you do, post that shit up, let's get good and mad, overthrow the governments and have a mask-burning party on every street. If you don't, then the best course is probably for you to shut the hell up and go back to fucking your parents.

Fucking mongoloids.

nigga if I can get paid for being a retard then I am owed a hell of a lot of back checks.

 

[Distant Stare]

Then, I make sure to study the passages of The Bible that justify rape

 

[Trombonista]

I tried having a life outside of laughing at cows. It was nice. But then quarantine started.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

And this is why you don't ban the crazy people as soon as they show up. They always do something even funnier if you just let them go for it.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

It's fun reorganizing a schedule because half your team needs med leave for sharing a penis pump without cleaning the gonorrhea out of it first, so they can last longer with a pack of hookers they bought as a group.

 

[Serket's pinoy champion]

This could be fun.

My line of the day us This, "Leotards and bikinis" will not be seen at this time, so that we may bring you the following modest program.

 

[Diabeetus]

This forum has moved from the interest of lolcows to politics because the new userbase is uncomfortable with how much they resemble the former.

 

[biledriver]

Might start farting through my warty butthole on camera myself.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It's a woman. Also, way more theys are women - and the more pronouns they have, the more likely they are to be a basic bitch overcompensating for being dull. Male pronoun hoarders exist, but they're rarer and usually just complete deviants.

 

[Trombonista]

that thread has destroyed my liver and I'm going to sue it for a new bottle of aged whiskey

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I don't understand how people can unironically believe in "white privilege" when hyperprivileged whores like Cardi B exist.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Do you also think seatbelts are like a number tattooed on your skin? Do you also tardrage about having to drive on the right side of the road?

 

[Trombonista]

Oh sure, when Kanye pisses on a trophy he gets a bunch of articles about it.

When I piss on a trophy I get asked how much I drank and where did the trophy come from and why are you in my bathroom.

 

[Trombonista]

I unironically can't wait to vote for a rapper to be president

Like why the fuck not? Politics are the only field where those who've trained for the job their entire lives are the least qualified.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

i honestly see no problem with consensual necrophilla

it’s a dead body who cares lol

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I love women's initiative in being retarded sluts and then ending up on dating profiles in their late 20s, 30s and above looking for someone to pay off their school debt and take care of their half breed kids while having a ginormous penor to fill the busted cooch they've been dragging around.
I'm not bitter at hypocrisy at all.

 

[Distant Stare]

God I love this place

 

[Trombonista]

I don't want to hear about your meds unless you brought enough to share with the rest of the class

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It's surprising that a race of criminals are having difficulty finding suitable candidates in the African American population.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Imagine trying to find a gf on kiwi farms

If my gf was autistic enough to use kf I'd dump her.

When have troons not screeched autistically about literally anything, even doomed attempts to appease their autistic asses?