Line Of The Day

[KatsuKitty]

My favorite radio show does a bit called "Line of the Day" where they play back the most clever thing someone said during the show. After seeing a lot of witty oneliners from the creative crowd at CWCki forums, I think we could use a thread to commemorate the clever things people come up with here. Perhaps we can encourage people to exercise those comedic muscles as well.

My line of the day goes to Butta Face Lopez, who made this remark about the Chris OKCupid pic:

Or he's consumed so much McDonald's that he's actually evolving into the Grimace.

Made me literally lol, sir. Very nice.

 

[LM 697]

This could be fun.

 

[Saney]

I'd have to say HSMOF's line on this thread.

Ah, money. Of course. Can't spell Christian Weston Chandler without l-e-e-c-h.

Otherwise it'd be Cristian Wstn Candr. Wouldn't make any sense at all.

 

[The Hunter]

I don't really read anything in the Chris forum, but this put a smile on my face:

*Looks at James' Artwork*

 

[KatsuKitty]

Line of the day goes to CatParty...something so clever, it ended up in the thread title.

"shy hard 2: shy harder"

 

[CatParty]

Line of the day goes to CatParty...something so clever, it ended up in the thread title.

"shy hard 2: shy harder"

hooray! and thank you!!

 

[Trombonista]

Here's my Line of the Day, from BatmanVSTonyDanza in Chris and Intelligence:

I think of his mind as a connect-the-dots. While most people have their dots numbered, Chris only has every other dot numbered. So when everyone else finishes to reveal a picture of a cat Chris will have managed to come up with a snail making love to what looks to be Abe Lincoln.

 

[CatParty]

i would like to nominate for today:
1. any post in the cute animals thread
2. Chris chan: "Fuck Off, Fuck Face"

 

[Bugaboo]

i would like to nominate for today:
1. any post in the cute animals thread

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

In response to The Tape Collector's shitposts.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

In response to The Tape Collector's shitposts.

nice.

 

[Null]

Wow....

See,I just would've made Chris get a mohawk. God that would've looked so funny.

 

[darkhorse816]

I don't really read anything in the Chris forum, but this put a smile on my face:

*Looks at James' Artwork*

Alan Pardew, are you a Kamen Rider fan? Because Urataros is tied with Kintaros as my favorite Imagin!

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

Dang dirty rabbits, taking all the pretty girls and leaving the Loveshies with none to choose from.

Loveshies HATE rabbits!

 

[Saney]

My God, he's a Time Lord, and he flies a reTARDIS!

From the thread, "Does Chris still think he's a kid"

 

[José Mourinho]

I don't really read anything in the Chris forum, but this put a smile on my face:

*Looks at James' Artwork*

Alan Pardew, are you a Kamen Rider fan? Because Urataros is tied with Kintaros as my favorite Imagin!

Sorry, I'm not a Kamen Rider fan. I chose that image because at that time I'm finding a "Spit Take" image.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

"Wow today I went to my school in my fursuit and even my teachers laughed at me, so I cut myself through the costume and the blood stained my fur, symbolically and literally representing the bond between me and Chuckles the Fox"

In the security thread outlining what not to do here.

 

[Niachu]

"Wow today I went to my school in my fursuit and even my teachers laughed at me, so I cut myself through the costume and the blood stained my fur, symbolically and literally representing the bond between me and Chuckles the Fox"

In the security thread outlining what not to do here.

Seconding that. I know I shouldn't have but I lol'd.

 

[Trombonista]

Nice looking glasses cost money, and DOES BOB LOOK LIKE HE'S MADE OUT OF MONEY? Look, it's either the nice glasses or dinner at McDonald's, your choice.

From this thread.

 

[spaps]

From the thread: Somebody should pick chris

Chris, despite outward appearances, is not a scab...